Bitchy Neighbor

To go from arguing about dog shit laid on my front lawn, to getting spit roasted by the owners, isn't something that happens everyday, right? That was the case at my home, once I got new neighbors at the house to the right of me.

I didn't expect such an arrangement when transferred from D.C. to Indy, working as an auditor at a field office for the IRS. 20 years of traffic, congestion, and worn out marriage to Katy, made me want a new start, especially since our two sons left the nest to join the Marines. A year before my divorce, and my eventual departure from Washington, I searched for transfer options, finding Charlotte, Austin, Los Angeles, and Indianapolis at the top of my list. I flew to Indy, and immediately fell in love with the city, and ended up getting the dream interview that locked things into place for me shortly after. after receiving an invite to be interviewed there. I met and loved the auditing crew there, and two months later I returned to look for a home with their help, settling on my present house in the subtle neighborhood of Broad Ripple. For me, Indianapolis was the opposite of everything I endured in D.C., to include the troublesome issues of me hiding exactly who I was: a dick riding slut. I broke the news to Katy of my intended plans as she didn't stand in the way. She understood, and shortly after we declared divorce, and began working plans to officially separate forever. Our kids understood, and all was well as I shifted to the single life, and a fresh start I'd been longing for.

"Your life will never be the same," said Garfield, my supervisor who worked at the Indy office of whom I sucked off a couple of times.

He came on to me a few times despite being married to a woman, and fed me cock as a result to show first hand what he meant. I settled into my new digs, the job, and even a new ride as I ditched my Altima for a brand new F-150. I was still a man of masculinity, originally a country boy from the dense forest area of western Virginia despite my penchant for making a man cum. I moved into my home with no neighbors to the left or the right of me. That would change a few months after I moved in, with a young family purchasing the house to the left, and almost a year later, two black studs, Marvin and Teddy, purchasing the one on the right. I recalled one evening coming home from work to find the two men walking on the sidewalk towards my home, greeting me as I exited my truck to introduce themselves days later.

"Hello neighbor," Marvin said to me. "I'm Marvin, and this is Teddy, and we're fresh from Atlanta."

"I'm Felix, and pleased to meet you," I told them as they started their "pitch."

"We're just here expanding our business, trying to get to know the natives," said Teddy as he extended his hand.

Marvin would do the same as I noticed how stunning these two were. Clearly neither of them hadn't missed a day in the gym, and they were both polite, masculine, and with a southern drawl reflecting their origin of the southern hub of Atlanta. I took a moment to appreciate the dark chocolate Marvin, and the small hoop earring in his left ear, along with his radiant smile. He carried some edge with him at his six feet, and 180 to 190 lb. frame, all while donning a forest green tank top and blue shorts hovering over his big calves.

"Welcome to Indy," I replied to the two of them.

Then I took a gander at Teddy, a latte-colored beast with a clean shaven head, salt and pepper goatee, and thicker, taller frame at maybe six-foot-two, 200 to 220 lbs. He wore his shorts, and proudly displayed a dickprint that made me salivate, but I kept my composure being this was our first meeting.

"One of these days, I could have you two over for some barbecue," I told them.

Their cute faces lit up, then shortly after they walked away to give me a view of their steel-hard buns. They did a run to a few more houses as they displayed their southern hospitality. I fanned myself afterwards as I heated watching the sexy double. I wasn't knowing the imminent drama that would come with these two, and their four-legged friends.

"Marvin! Marvin! Got damn it, come get your fucking dogs," I yelled one morning.

I came outside to grab the newspaper when I caught him jogging in the street. He smiled and waved as he was thinking I was saying good morning, while he ran down the street with headphones covering his ears. I began cursing him for his pups pooping once more on my good grass, with a human sized brown turd resting beside my paper. It happened on two other occasions, and I had enough, choosing to be angry while I grabbed the paper, then headed in the house. Minutes later, I was reading and drinking coffee when the doorbell rang. I got up to open the door to find Tony, with his hairless chest bulging through a see-thru shirt, coming to address the issue.

"Felix, man, I just wanted to apologize for the boys shitting on your lawn," he said.

I let him know I appreciated the gesture, but still gave him a piece of my mind.

"Put the dogs in your yard," I told him.

"The dogs are trained," he said, as if he ignored my plight.

I was hot as fish grease while he remained calm, trying to reiterate over and over that they were trained.

"They just love your yard," he said, and he acknowledged me turning red as I tried explaining that they were responsible for the dogs.

Teddy and I engaged in the discussion for maybe 20 minutes until Marvin came back around. This time, Marvin was shirtless, and causing another distraction when I was supposed to angry at the two. Marvin was also a little less patient than Teddy, as he was just as hot-headed as myself as we prolonged the conflict.

"Our dogs are trained," Marvin chimed.

I repeated what I told Teddy, and things escalated to where Teddy had to diffuse things. He pulled Marvin away from me while constantly apologizing about the mishaps. Marvin uttered ugly words in my direction, and I stood my ground, unafraid of his tense stance as he was irritated by my accusations. I continued on reading my paper later, then carried on with the day to take a shower, then run errands around the city. I returned hours later to find cars parked in front of my home, and their home, and across the street as I looked in my yard to see another huge pile of shit in my front yard. I parked as I temporarily ignored the defecate to unload groceries. I went inside, and got started on dinner preparing baked chicken when I put the meat in the oven before heading back outside. I looked at the dried poop in my yard, then over to Marvin and Teddy's as there was a barbecue happening in their backyard. I took a glance, and noticed well-toned black men, all similar in stature to the owners of the house. They appeared to be drinking, laughing, and congregating amongst themselves in a civil manner. Music was blaring on visible speakers, and smoke billowed from the grill as I got a glimpse of Teddy standing shirtless, with Marvin nowhere in sight.

"Guess we beat you to that barbecue," I heard a voice yell from another direction.

I turned around to find Marvin driving up to me in one of their cars.

"Let's put our differences aside and have some fun," he said.

I pointed to the dog shit in my yard, and he giggled.

"Once I park this car, and get these ribs on the grill, I'll come and get it," he promised.

He shook his head at me and drove off for he knew I was scalding from the argument earlier. I went back into the house to check on the chicken to find it needed to cook a little longer, so I grabbed a beer, and sat on the couch before popping it open. I turned on the television just when my phone would ding; It was a text from Marvin, showing photos of the action next door with men standing around, and meat on the grill cooking.

"Come over here and be a real neighbor," he replied under a photo of steaks on the grill.

I looked back at my kitchen as I began to smell the chicken cooking. The steaks looked delicious, and caused me to tilt my decision to join the guys, with me sending a reply stating I'd do so. I jumped in the shower right after putting the phone down, then put on some comfortable clothing as the chicken would finish right on time. I grabbed my shades, then a plastic bag from the kitchen to dispose of the nasty poop before heading to their backyard. I walked over slowly, and crossed through their "poopless" yard to be greeted by six gorgeous men, all clad in summer wear.

"Heyyyyy Felix," yelled one voice.

"About time your ass showed up, old man."

It was Teddy, excited to see me as he was working the grill. Marvin, along with two other guys, turned to greet me in the middle of their cornhole match. The other three sexy guys were smiling from ear to ear, and nodded to my arrival with beers in hand. I was getting hot being around all these good smelling testosterone as Marvin and Teddy vocally introduced me to the other four guys.

"Please to meet you," were the words rolling off the lips of the well mannered,masculine, chocolate guys.

They were all tall, semi brawny, and I was the only short, Filipino guy in the vicinity, with a dirty fantasy brewed as a result.

"And don't act shy now," Marvin yelled. "You damn sure let me have it this morning."

"As I should've," I replied, as the other men laughed while I barked at Marvin about his dogs.

He and I bantered a bit about his beautiful dogs, and the other guys ate it up until Teddy began taking the meat off the grill. I was injected into this bonding session to where Marvin would apologize, and hand me yet another beer after I demolished my plate of ribs. I praised Teddy for his good work on the grill as I licked my fingers, leading to the good comments from the other guys as everything was delicious. I found myself having a third beer as now the sun was shifting, as we all were a little tipsy. Eating turned into conversation again as we talked a bit about a few things, only for me to learn I was the eldest in the group at 63. The guys collectively I figured were no older than 40, no younger than 20, as we started talking about life as there was one common denominator: we were all gay, and biological fathers of at least one child. I enjoyed the sudden men's group dialogue that spilled into the darkness. I was maybe five, maybe six beers in, and picked on for no one thought a man of my stature at five-foot-eight, 170 lbs., could down so much beer.

"I'm 63 years old," I reminded them.

One of the guys hinted he had to leave, and Teddy demanded he, and the rest of the fellas take Ubers since they all wanted to follow. They'd leave once we helped Marvin and Teddy clean up the yard, then put the food away. I was quietly feeling frisky, and decided to make my exit when Marvin stopped me.

"Stay a little longer with us," he said with a smirk on his face.

"Yeah, what you in a rush for," Teddy asked as they seemed to be up to something.

I chose to stay as I figured somehow they wanted to discuss their dogs some more. I was definitely in the mood for debate, and after a good time, didn't necessarily want to go home to be lonely. We ended up in the living room, with Marvin and Teddy kicking their shoes off as they sat side by side on the couch. The television was on, but muted while Teddy apologized for his dogs being a headache. He called for his polite canines, and they came directly to me as I sat on the floor, wagging their tails as they allowed me to rub them. That lasted briefly until Marvin ordered them to their beds in a separate room, before the three of us continued chatting. I saw their point of their dogs being trained, but Marvin would reassure me that wouldn't happen again.

"Can't lose you as a neighbor," he said to me.

We made eye contact as he winked at me. I winked back, then asked a question I'd been inquiring on.

"How long you two been a couple?"

They laughed.

"A couple," Teddy answered as the two of them looked at each other while cackling.

"Well, we're not a couple in a traditional sense," he added.

"We just, you know, have an arrangement," Marvin said to me.

I made them explain until I understood, then blurted out that they were monogamous fuck buddies.

"Not quite monogamous, and we don't fuck each other if that's what you're implying," Teddy said as he cleaned it up.

Marvin and Teddy mentioned they were never intimate with each other, and were more like "brothers" than lovers. They also alluded to "their business expansion" being the ownership of a strip club they owned, and performed at, across town.

"Now, please don't judge us," Teddy requested as he saw my mouth was wide open.

The two men had me in total shock for I would've guessed they were barbers, or owned a dealership.

"Didn't have a clue, but don't care at the same time," I told them as I was just glad they weren't drug peddlers.

They seemed relieved, and offered me a chance to sit in the V.I.P. section of the club for free, to get a show. They went on about their enterprise, and how they still owned a club in Atlanta, and got a tip to expand to Indianapolis.

"So you shake your ass for cash," I asked.

"Not just our asses," Marvin said as he gave me a look.

I sat on the floor shaking my head, then looked over to Teddy's crotch to see he had a hard on. He'd get up, and head to the bathroom down the hall when Marvin whispered to me.

"Whatcha looking at," he asked.

"Does it matter," I answered before smiling at him.

We just stared at each other, and studied one another as the late hour was upon us. I didn't quite share that I, too, liked playing with cock, but he sensed it, and turned into flirt mode as we talked while Teddy was gone.

"What you two birds out here chirping about," Teddy asked as he sat back on the couch.

"Our new neighbor said he'd like to see us perform some time," Marvin told him.

"He can come down to the club whenever he feels like it," Teddy replied.

He looked over at me as I was sitting on the floor giddy as ever. I got hard just thinking about the two works of art gyrating on some stage.

"I gotta wait to get to the club," I asked hastily.

Teddy chuckled, then rose to his feet to come and hover over me. Marvin alerted "Alexa" to play some music, and I'd see Teddy drop his shorts, then his musky underwear to reveal his big, black tool. He then took off his shirt, showing off that sculpted body before placing his glaring penis at my forehead. He easily could've measured between eight and 10 inches as it drooped from his waist.

"You gon' sit admire it, or handle it," he asked me as I came to my knees with the music pumping me up.

It felt like a porn scene as he placed his hands at the back of my head while my lips parted to receive him.

"Guess he ain't worried about that dog shit no more," Marvin stated.

Teddy's long, curved black sausage would be the first of its kind to enter my mouth since I never had black cock. It was succulent to say the least, with a slight reeking mix of man funk, and cocoa butter.

"This the only thing he worried about right now," Teddy replied as he pushed himself in and out of my mouth with ease.

I was proud that I didn't gag once from the tip hitting my throat. as he didn't force it. It felt good having that stick roam back and forth across my tongue as now he gripped my head tightly. He pounded my face as his pubes brushed my nose, and I looked up to see a naked Marvin, standing naked, next to Teddy with his big cock in hand, patiently waiting his turn.

"Give me some mouth, too," he said to me before I took a break from Teddy.

I happily moved my skull over to Marvin's slightly thicker, curved cock. He chose to grab on to the back of my head, and force it down my throat as he made me gag from the impact. I made things sloppy once I started drooling while squeezing my lips across his strong shaft.

"Suck it," he repeated as he violently fucked my mouth while I played with his subtle balls.

"Look at him eating this dick. Go get the lube, bro."

Hearing those words made my ass twitch, and I wonder how we got to this point. I guess it was inevitable for me to get this double dosage of black beef, since I hadn't received any cock in months. Teddy came back with the lube, and Marvin pulled his dick from me, before telling me I would be their "toy" for the night.

"Take them fucking clothes off," he commanded.

I was giddy knowing I was about to get used for the first time in a while. I undressed, then went back to my knees, to get on all fours for what was to come. Teddy kneeled in front of me, allowing his cock to rest in front of my face, and I immediately began sucking. The hot headed Marvin was behind me, rubbing my hole with the liquid as he tried to finger me loose. It was a little uncomfortable at first, but he kept at it, causing me to shiver as he toggled around at my prostate. Teddy reaped the benefits as I used my lips to squeeze his shaft more. Suddenly Marvin stopped his finger fucking, and I felt his massive cock part my rosebud as he pushed inside without pause. I moaned loudly even with dick down my throat while wildly sucking Teddy, trying my best to act as if Marvin didn't split me open.

"Two black cocks are better than one, right," he asked as he slowly, smoothly pulled in and out of me.

He lauded me for my puckering hole as he punched it in and out, and I'd feel every inch on purpose.

"He been wanting this from day one," Teddy said as his cock rested on the back of my tongue.

Teddy took a break from face fucking me to enjoy seeing me get it from behind. Marvin's cock was impaling in such a way where I felt I had no choice but to submit. He carried sheer power, the energy from the anger earlier when we were going back and forth. Teddy was right about the first meet, for they were stunning then, and proved more now as they used me as their personal slut. Marvin pounced harder and I started screaming as he precisely nailed my prostate. He got off on my reaction as did Teddy, who made me suck him some more as he began face fucking me once more.

"Asian pussy supposed to be the best pussy," Teddy said to Marvin, while Marvin slammed his manhood to my sphincter.

Tears rolled out of my eyes as if I was having my cherry broken for the first time, but it was the gleeful sensation of having my ass and throat rammed simultaneously. Marvin worked my hole to take it away from pain, to full on pleasure as he continued to ram it in and out completely. I tried to squeeze my ass muscles and he sensed it, choosing to smash my insides even more as the trail of orgasms were long, and frequent. I wanted Marvin to continue, but he pulled out of me because he was ready to switch places with Teddy.

"Little Asian ass got a little bite to it," Marvin told him before he crawled in front of me.

Teddy pulled his sweet cock out of my mouth to get behind me. I expected Teddy to enter me immediately, but he chose to take his tongue to my hole first. It felt wonderful having my puffy crevice being "treated" after it was beaten so good. I gobbled Marvin's cum drenched prick while Teddy made love to my hole before plundering it minutes later with his hard cock. Him eating me was the prelude to him pounding me just as hard as Marvin did minutes before. Teddy however had a different swivel in his hips, and the ridge in the tip of his cock hit my "second ring" to unbelievably make my toes curl.

"Taking that dick, ain't cha old man," Marvin asked as I struggled now in sucking him.

Teddy pelting from behind just felt so damned good as he knew exactly how to hit my spot. He plugged and pushed on the target so good that he just made me cum over and over. Marvin wasn't letting up either as he rammed his cock in and out of my mouth. His balls slapped my chin as he was advancing his hips, praising me for being such a good fuck for him, and Teddy.