Broken Up - A Texting Story

Jenny: Why did you tell Dave, Tom, Jeff, and Brian that I was a terrible lay?

Ex Boyfriend: Why did you break up with me??

Jenny: Because you're an asshole...

Jenny: And you'd rather date your PS5 and your right hand.

Jenny: ✊👊✊👊✊👊

Ex Boyfriend: I don't know. I guess I'm still pissed that you left, so I told them I broke up with you.

Ex Boyfriend: They didn't believe me... so I tried to save face by telling that you're prude and terrible in bed.

Ex Boyfriend: I didn't even think they believed me.

Ex Boyfriend: Babe, I'm sorry,

Jenny: Not as sorry as you're gonna be.

Ex Boyfriend: What? What does that mean?

Jenny: I just invited all four of them over to my new apartment to celebrate my freedom. Typical housewarming party... snacks, poker, the football game, etc. 😈

Ex Boyfriend: No -- you didn't!?

Jenny: Oh, yes I did.

Jenny: But, I guess I forgot to get poker chips

Jenny: or cards

Jenny: or snacks

Jenny: And... the cable guy had to reschedule my installation, so I don't have TV or WIFI. I wonder what we'll do to pass the time.

Ex Boyfriend: Don't do this...

Jenny: I just remembered what I do have.

Jenny: My couch.

Jenny: My bed.

Jenny: My dresser.

Jenny: Which includes all of the lingerie I had to buy for myself.

Ex Boyfriend: You wouldn't!

Jenny: I wouldn't what?

Ex Boyfriend: You wouldn't do THAT.

Jenny: DO WHAT?

Ex Boyfriend: 😨

Jenny: I wouldn't... I don't know... greet them at the door with wet hair, because I just stepped out of the shower.

Jenny: And I'm currently still wrapped in only a towel.

Jenny: Ask them to cum in and sit down while I "slip into something more cumfortable."

Ex Boyfriend: No!

Jenny: Only to leave them waiting while I slip into that black silk and lace bodysuit.

Jenny: You remember the one, don't you?

Ex Boyfriend: 😕🥴

Jenny: I bought it special for our 6 month anniversary. And when you saw me in it you got so excited you came in your boxers before we even left for dinner. And then when we got home you picked playing Call of Duty with these same guys, instead of trying to get it up again for some fun with me.

Ex Boyfriend: Jenny. Please.

Ex Boyfriend: This won't fix what I did to you.

Jenny: You're right... this won't fix what happened with us...

Jenny: On the other hand, it might fix my reputation with your friends. And it will make you die inside every time you see them.

Ex Boyfriend: Please

Ex Boyfriend: Don't do anything crazy.

Jenny: Who do you think will fuck me first?

Jenny: Wait... you've been to the gym with all of them. I might want to go in size order. Who's cock is the biggest?

Jenny: No wait -- don't tell me. I want to be surprised when they take off their pants!

Ex Boyfriend: 😦🤯

Ex Boyfriend: You won't go through with it.

Jenny: I wish I could search their browser histories, so I could see what they're into... ya know?

Jenny: Like... I bet one of them is *super* into anal.

Ex Boyfriend: Oh, god.

Jenny: It's probably Brian, right? He's always checking out girl's butts. 🍑

Ex Boyfriend: 😡

Ex Boyfriend: You never let me fuck your ass.

Jenny: I know, right!? That's why it's going to be so much fun to let all of your buddies fuck my ass.

Ex Boyfriend:???

Jenny: I'm going to give one of your best friends my tight-ass, anal virginity that you always wanted.

Ex Boyfriend: Ahhhh, come on!

Jenny: Speaking of cum... any bets on who's gonna cum first? 💦💦

Jenny: If you were going to be here then I'd put my money on you. You're probably about to cum in your pants right now.

Jenny: But, since you aren't going to be here -- wanna place any bets?

Ex Boyfriend: I can't. I won't.

Jenny: Can't? Can't imagine all of them fucking me at the same time?

Jenny: Won't? Won't be able to ever get the image out of your head?

Jenny: Greedily pushing their cocks in and out of my holes. Watching each other while they wait patiently for their turn to slide inside me.

Jenny: I can't wait for the moment when I have a cock in each of my three holes... fucking me senseless... and yet I still have the focus give a handjob to lone gunman.

Ex Boyfriend: I'm turning off my phone. I can't take this anymore.

Jenny: No, you aren't

Jenny: You're too much of a coward to stop reading.

Ex Boyfriend: 🫣😰

Jenny: Oh, I never made my prediction! I bet Jeff will cum first. He hasn't had a girlfriend in a while, so I'm guessing he is very backed up. I bet he doesn't last 30 seconds in my mouth.

Jenny: Premature... just like you.

Jenny: But, he seems like he has the stamina for a double feature! 🎥🎬🎬

Ex Boyfriend: I'm begging you

Ex Boyfriend: Just call it off

Jenny: Hmmmmm

Ex Boyfriend: REALLY? You're considering calling it off?

Ex Boyfriend: Please. I'm begging you

Jenny: I do like the sound of you begging, but, no -- I had just had a different thought.

Ex Boyfriend: Oh?

Ex Boyfriend: Skip that. I don't want to know.

Jenny: I was just wondering if any of your pals are into anything from... you know... Column C.

Ex Boyfriend: Column C? What's that?

Jenny: I just mean, everyone has their typical sexual interests. Column A is the standard stuff. Masturbation, hand stuff, vanilla sex, etc. And Column B... stuff that's typical but a little more kinky, like anal, facials, threesomes, etc.

Jenny: I'm just wondering if any of the guys headed towards my new apartment have a special kink or fetish that they might like to use me for.

Ex Boyfriend: Use you for??

Ex Boyfriend: Really?

Jenny: Maybe one of them wants to tie me up.

Jenny: Or spank me.

Jenny: Or make me lick lemon frosting off his balls. 🍋🧁

Ex Boyfriend: Stop

Jenny: Do you know if any of them are into feet? 🦶🏻🦶🏻

Jenny: Not really my thing, but I'm willing to indulge them.

Ex Boyfriend: Stop.

Jenny: Maybe Brian won't be satisfied with just anal... maybe he's really an ass-to-mouth guy.

Jenny: 🌽🍑😮🤤

Ex Boyfriend: STOP

Jenny: Or maybe something even kinkier.

Jenny: Here's one I've been thinking about for a while. You know how no matter where we used to go Tom always found some reason to "go find a bush"? Maybe it's because that's his thing. Maybe he has a piss fetish, and just hasn't found the right girl to try it out. Maybe I can be his "bush" for the night. Or would it make you more comfortable if I referred to myself as Tom's urinal?

Jenny: 🥇🚿

Jenny: 💦💦💦😍

Jenny: Should I let them use me like that? For whatever they want?

Ex Boyfriend: NO -- for fuck's sake, Jenny!! Please don't.

Ex Boyfriend: Please

Ex Boyfriend: This will haunt me forever -- please stop this!

Jenny: Oh, wait... I hear someone knocking on my door

Jenny: 🚪✊✊✊

Ex Boyfriend: NOOOO

Jenny: I'm sorry -- it would be so rude not to answer it. Plus this towel is getting uncomfortable.

Jenny: I mean, I can't just leave 4 guys standing in the hallway for too long... the neighbor's are bound to think there's some kind of gangbang about to kick off at the new girl's apartment. Wait, maybe I do want them to think that... 😉

Ex Boyfriend: 😬😯😮😨

Jenny: I'm gonna turn off my notifications for a while, but I'll be sure to send an update a little later... maybe a pic or short video.

Jenny: 😂😂😂

Ex Boyfriend:??

Ex Boyfriend:?????????

Ex Boyfriend: Jennyyyyyyy

Ex Boyfriend: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Ex Boyfriend: 😭😭😭

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