Star Wank: The Next Penetration

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The captain urgently communicated down to engineering.

"Benny! We need more speed or we are all dead!"

Benny glanced at the speaker and shook his head in frustration as he had just exhausted all the normal methods to gain speed. He sighed as he moved to suit up for a very dangerous but highly effective procedure for hyper speed.

Centuries before, it was discovered that the shape of a vagina matched the quantum structure of the universe. Applying that theory unlocked many new revolutionary technologies. At the largest and most stable size physics allowed, vagina theory uncovered the ability to expand and contract space itself, enabling interstellar travel.

The first vagina drive prototype was installed in an existing fighter spacecraft and the results were revolutionary. Humans were no longer chained to their solar system as the entire universe was now accessible to be explored.

However, vagina drives were hard to control. It was discovered early on that they must exactly mimic the proportions of a real birth canal in order to work. Attempts to engineer shortcuts or create easier ways to activate them were met with failure. To utilize a vagina drive meant dealing with numerous quirks inherent to all vaginas.

This was the issue Benny was dealing with now. He had already maxed out all the standard space contraction techniques on his ship's vagina drive. His junior engineers had applied warming gel to the outer structure and he had positioned the pulse modulator on the nub located at the upper portion of the entrance, but to no avail. It just needed more time - Time the captain wasn't giving him.

The only option remaining was to personally perform an internal stimulation. Inside all vagina drives was an area called the Gravity Spot. Successfully manipulating one could bring powerful results; however, finding it was difficult and became the final test to determine if someone could become a chief engineer. Most people failed, but Benny managed to do it during training. He was confident he could do it again.

He donned a helmet that completely covered his head including his face. Next, he put on an outer layer of latex protective gear that covered him from head to toe. Benny instructed his workers to douse him in the same gel they smeared on the outside of the vagina so he could work his way inside easier. He couldn't see, but he didn't need to. This operation was to be done all by feel.

"You going for the g-spot, sir?" asked one of the junior engineers.

"Yes. Heaven help us all that I find it," replied Benny as he put his respirator over his nose and mouth.

The younger engineer guided him to the entrance. Benny placed his head into the folds and slowly pushed in, feeling the opening squeeze his helmet. He pushed further in until the velvety walls of the vagina completely gripped him.

He felt a violent shake.Shit!He thought.The ship is under attack! I need to hurry!

Benny slithered in as far as he could and started to feel around for the bump indicating the location of the g-spot.

I can't feel a thing because of this goddamn rubber suit!swore Benny.

It wasn't as easy as the training vagina. That one was already primed and it was still hard to find the g-spot. This one ... well ... Benny just had to keep trying.

He kept moving around and he felt a violent shake again. Benny started to panic.

I have to find the g-spot and fast!

Out of frustration he just started punching up where the hidden zone should be. The ship lurched again.

IS that the ship?Benny wondered.Or is it the drive?

He punched again and immediately the area shook.

It HAS to be the vagina drive. I think I found the g-spot!

Benny arched his back into the area where he thought the g-spot was and moved back and forth. The area around him became more constricted, squeezing him. He continued his movements until he thought the walls would squeeze him to death.

Suddenly Benny felt the warm cavern quake followed by a torrent of liquid. He was ejected out and unceremoniously deposited onto the engineering bay floor, lying in a pool of slime.

Benny could hear the captain screaming through the speaker "You did it! You son of a bitch, I don't know how, but you did it!"

That was the last thing Benny heard before slipping into unconsciousness.