Ain't No Party Like a Bisex Party.

It was a beautiful summer evening in western Sweden. My wife, Elvira and I were entertaining my visiting friend, Rob and his boyfriend Jay.

They had come to sample the delights of Gothenburg's Pride celebrations and seeing as we lived not far from there, a long overdue reunion was penciled in. We booked a few days off, shipped the kids off to their grandparents and loaded up on food and booze.

"Fucking hell Vince! Why didn't you ever tell me about the summers here? I'd have been over ages ago if I knew it was like this." exclaimed Rob.

We were sitting on our deck overlooking the lake. We had just tidied away from dinner and the booze was in full flow. The weather was glorious.

"Hey man, I told you plenty of times. There's actual seasons here. Not like back in Ireland where it's the same all year round." I chirped back at him.

"Right now it's all great but give it a few months and it's back to the cold and darkness. Anyway, it's great having you guys here. It's been far too long."

I raised my beer towards Rob and Jay and we all took a swig. Elvira placed some bowls of snacks on the table and asked

"Do you guys fancy a swim? There's nothing better after the day of travelling you've had."

Rob replied "I'd love to but I didn't pack any swimwear. Didn't realise swimming was on the menu."

"Like that's ever stopped you before" I piped in.

Rob let out a laugh and responded "Shut up you!"

Elvira snickered and said "Look at this place. There's nobody who can see us here. Kinda why we bought this place. Swim in your undies or just strip off completely. This lake has seen some things..."

"Dirty feckers. Always trying to get me naked, aren't ye?" Chuckled Rob.

"She's good like that!" I said "Look, I'll heat up the hot tub. The sun is moving away from here so it'll get a bit cooler. Have a dip, hop in the tub when you get out. When it gets too hot, back in the lake. Rinse, repeat. I sort some more bevies and join you in few. Now get those clothes off!"

Jay and Rob shot each other a raised eyebrow, shared a laugh and moved towards the small wooden pier. I set about starting the fire to the hot tub while Elvira went to fetch some towels. The previous owners had installed both a floating sauna and hot tub by the pier. Each was heated the old fashioned way, wood burning stoves. The risk of burning yourself horrifically was much greater but the heat they generated was significantly better than any electric version.

As I got the fire going I could hear a splash from the pier followed by a shriek "FUCK ME IT'S FUCKING COLD!" exclaimed Rob. Jay was howling laughing at the pier. "Get in here you fucker! I swear it's grand once you're in! BRRR!".Another splash and shriek followed by

"Well that's sobered me right up" from Jay.

It didn't take long to get the wood burner roaring and I headed up to the house to grab some more drinks. I passed Elvira heading to the pier wrapped in a towel and carrying extras. I snuck a kiss and gave her ass a playful smack.

"Fire's going babe. I'll grab a few drinks and meet you down there. Spagett?"

She smiled and replied "Yes please! Just be quick about it"

I jogged up to house and fixed four spagetts as quickly as possible. Off in the distance I could hear splashing and laughter. Rob had always been a character and was usually the life of any party. If he failed to make you laugh it was a sign that you were most likely dead inside.

I wandered down to the water with the drinks to a chorus of whistles and splashing water.

"This is a no clothes zone! Off with them! Strip! Strip! Strip!" Came the cries from the water.

"Alright, alright. Just give me a sec" I shot back as I placed the drinks at the edge of the pier. I slipped off my t-shirt and shorts and was met with wolf whistles and howls from the water.

"Gis a show! WOO! Work that arse!"

I smirked, turned away from them. Hooked my fingers into my boxer briefs and shimmied them off before kicking them up into the air and catching them midair. The water erupted with cheers and whistles. I took a few steps backwards before launching myself cannonball style into the water. They weren't lying. It was fucking cold. It usually is but better to get that initial shock out of the way.

We swam about for God knows how long. Splashing, frolicking and laughing. Eventually Elvira had enough and headed for the hot tub. I bit my lip in admiration at the sway of her hips and cheeks as she ascended the ladder to the pier.

I heard her say "Oh fuck yeah! That's nice!" As she sank into the now steaming tub.

"Well then boys, shall we?"

As Jay and Rob climbed the ladder I couldn't help admiring their arses too. Less shapely than those of a female persuasion but muscular and firm looking. Both Rob and Jay looked like they spent significant time in the gym and it was paying off.

They dried themselves off before climbing into the sweltering hot tub. I went to chuck more wood in the burner. I wrapped a towel around my waist and picked up the remnants of our last round of drinks.

"Another round? Same again or do you want something a bit stronger? G and T?" I asked.

Rob laughed "Trying to get me tipsy and take advantage are you? Go on then, Hahaha!"

"Dang... He's on to me" I smiled back. I returned shortly with 4 gin and tonics. But as I came down the deck my towel came loose. My hands were full and I was powerless to prevent it comically dropping to the ground as I arrived at the tub. More whistles erupted from tub. I took my place in the tub beside my wife and across from the guys. She snuggled into me and placed a hand on the inside of my thigh. Her touch alone was enough to trigger a twitch in my cock. I tried to steady myself. It's perhaps a bit improper hosting behaviour to be popping a stiffy in front of the guests.

We soon settled into conversation, laughter, reminiscing and even more laughter. Rob was always an entertaining presence. Very outgoing and always entertaining. Jay was a bit more reserved. We had only met a few times before and he seemed to be someone who listened intently before chiming in with a withering remark. He took time to warm up to new people, a trait I share. They complimented each other well.

As was common with Rob the conversation turned sexual. He regaled us with tales of sex clubs in Berlin, the mechanics of sex on public transport and a guy they encountered in Gothenburg with a cock so big it caused their brains to short circuit.

"We were going to town on this thing together for ages. I looked over at Jay and you could see us almost telepathically realise, this isn't fitting anywhere. It's bigger than my forearm! Not even with poppers. Eventually we excused ourselves and found something less... Fucking... Intimidating. Hahaha!"

The sexual conversations were not doing anything to dampen my growing erection. Nor was Elvira gently caressing my inner thigh. At one point she extended her fingers outward and came in contact with my stiffening member. She giggled to herself and turned to me before nibbling on my ear and whispered "outrageous behaviour". She knew full well what she was doing and I loved her for it.

Jay tried to turn the conversation towards something less overtly sexual.

"So guys went to school together. What was Rob like back then? My guess is massive nerd."

Rob howled "You cheeky fucker! Hahaha!"

I replied "Good guess. Yeah, we met in first year of secondary school. Friends ever since then. Hell, if you think about it, we practically dated back then."

Jay cocked a curious eyebrow and I felt Elvira look in my direction. Rob looked a little bemused.

I continued "I mean it was all pretty innocent. We would go to the movies or hang out at his place and watch movies pretty much every week, just the two of us. A couple of nerds with no game. If we weren't so damn repressed, then we could have at least gotten some action with eachother."

"How cute you two must've been?" Elvira replied.

"Both repressed?" Questioned Rob.

A realisation hit me and I replied "Oh, shit. Forgot that isn't common knowledge. I'm bisexual... "

"We both are" added Elvira.

Rob seemed a little shocked, while Jay smirked at him and tweaked Ron's nipple playfully and said "Told ya! No straight man has an arse like that."

I smirked in appreciation before replying "Look, we all know that there's a bunch of shame and hang ups in regards to sex. Especially growing up in a small town in Ireland. But eventually you get over that shit. I mean I only got comfortable coming out to El about two years ago. She came out to me only last year and we're been together almost 20 years. Being bi while in a long term heterosexual relationship is complicated. Like, coming out as bi can feel a bit... performative. Like, I dunno, saying you're interested in buying something with no intention of following through. Fuck sakes, I'm too buzzed for complicated reasoning..."

Rob nodded and asked "So did you ever do anything with another guy?"

I replied "Yeah, couple of times"

Jay chuckled to himself "Oh this is fucking delicious..."

Rob raised his eyebrows and leaned forward "Really?! Details motherfucker!"

I elaborated "Well, after you went off to college in the city and bloomed into the flamboyant gay man you are today. I redid my leaving year of school seeing as I made a balls of it first time and didn't have a clue what I actually wanted to do in life. I was working part time in that petrol station shop, you know the one?"

Rob nodded in confirmation.

"I worked there with another guy our age. You might remember him, Declan."

"No fucking way!" Rob looked baffled while Jay took great delight in his bemusement.

I continued "On Sundays the place was dead, like early morning rush for papers and cigs and then maybe 2 or 3 an hour trickling in after that. The boss would fuck off and leave us to our own devices and we got bored...so we found ways to entertain ourselves..."

"In the fucking shop?!" Asked Rob.

I snickered and continued "Yeah, couple of times. We worked out the blind spots of the cameras but also found out the boss never recorded anything on the cameras. He was cheap like that. Almost got caught a few times too."

Jay asked "So how did it start?"

"I was in a bit of a dry spell. I was rather awkward socially, still am in all honesty. Quite shy, lonely and horny. He was in a similar situation so we decided to give each other a hand, so to speak..."

Jay snorted a laugh "Classic!"

"Oh yeah, that classic repressed guy thing of "it's just sex dude, a hole is a hole, I'm just helping you to get off". No kissing of course. That'd be too gay. Fucking each other in the ass was fine though."

"Oh, that takes me back" giggled Jay.

"We fooled around at his place a few times too after being on the beer or after a few spliffs. Started out as a few handies while watching porn together before progressing in the way that things usually do. We did some insane things in the shop, now that I think about it. Served customers with him in my ass or him serving customers while jerking me off to the side behind the counter."

Jay was howling laughing at this point "That's fucking wild, I love it!"

I took a gulp of my gin and tonic and said "So we had this friends with benefits thing going for a few months but eventually he went off to college too and we lost contact. About a year later I met El and fell hard for her. Been together ever since."

Jay asked "So you two never fooled around?" gesturing at both of us.

Rob shook his head and responded "Never. Although I did fantasise about it."

"You did?" I asked incredulously.

"Yeah, you were funny and cute. You're hotter now. Like you said. Hard to admit those feelings or know how to deal with it. Things were much more homophobic back then. Making a move on the wrong person could get you a hiding or wreck a friendship. Also porn was harder to come by so the helping hand scenario never arised."

Elvira chimed in "Do guys really sit around and watch born together?"

"Before unlimited internet porn I'd say it was more common. Somebody had to get a tape through an older sibling or other unusual means and it was just as fucking weird and awkward as you'd imagine." I responded.

"Dudes are weird.." she deadpanned before taking a swig of her drink. She then turned to Rob and asked "Would you like a chance to make those fantasies a reality?"

"Huh?" All three of us responded in unison while turning to her.

She took another drink and shrugged before responding "We're all adults here. Vince and I have been together for quite some time. I'm very secure about our relationship but I'm aware that I can't satisfy all his desires. You seem to have some unrequited desires for my husband. If you guys wanted to indulge those desires, I'd be ok with it. As long as I can watch..."

A stunned silence hung in the air. I sat mouth agape staring at Elvira. I was trying to work out if she mas merely joking at our expense or if fact she was serious. Jay laughed and broke the silence "Oh, I like her. I assumed you guys were a bunch of boring straights. This is so fucking messy and fun!"

I looked her in the eyes and asked "Are you taking the piss?"

She shook her head and replied "Nope. I'm serious. If you're into it and the guys are into it... I'm cool with it. As long as I get to watch."

I was flabbergasted. She ran her fingers through my damp hair and looked me in the eyes.

"Listen, when you came out to me, it wasn't exactly a shock. You've always been pretty easygoing and never fell into the clichéd gay panic that so many guys fall into at the mere mention of a man being attractive. I hadn't given it much thought before but after a while, I started to fantasize about seeing you with another guy. I know you're not the kind of guy to stray. But...I really can't offer you the same thing that a man can, I have tried, so it's difficult for me to justify getting too jealous. To be perfectly honest, the thought of seeing you fool around with another guy makes me so wet that I may have raised the water level in this hot tub."

Rob and Jay cracked up. I blushed.

"Look, I love you and I know you love me. We've been together for quite some time and I'm confident with the strength of our relationship. I'm just saying that we've got a bit of a Goldilocks situation on our hands. Here's two guys we know and love and are quite comfortable with. We've been all naked together for the past few hours and it hasn't been weird. Everyone is kinda buzzed and we ain't getting any younger. If they're down for it and you're down for it then I'm cool with it. As long as I can watch. So...you boys feel like banging my husband in front of me?"

She was serious. My face burned and my heart raced. I kept waiting for her to drop the pretence and claim she was joking. But I knew her too well. She meant every word. My throat was parched and reached for my drink.

Jay spoke first "Hell yeah! What about you babe? Feel like taking your school crush to poundtown?"

"Depends on what he has to say" answered Rob.

I gulped down the rest of my drink and put it down on the shelf again. I looked back at Elvira. She ran her fingers through my hair and looked at me hungrily while her tongue moved across her lips. She wordlessly mouthed "Love you".

I finally spoke "Alright. Yeah. I'm in." Still somewhat flustered, I didn't quite know what to do with myself. At this point I became aware that my cock was rock hard. Sometimes there's no better indicators of one's own actual desires. In fact this had long been a fantasy of mine, held in check by my sense of loyalty and my ignorance of my wife's thoughts on the matter. I was a bundle of nerves but I didn't need much of a push to agree to her request.

Rob responded "Cool.Then let's have some fun. Hey! We'll take things at whatever ever pace you want. If you ever feel like stopping, just give the word. No harm, no foul."

Elvira pulled me in for a deep kiss. One hand tangled in my hair and the other dropped to my aching cock. She gave it a firm squeeze before giving it a few strokes. I groaned into her mouth and she broke the kiss. She smiled and said "Stand up and show them how turned on you are babe." I did as she asked. My engorged cock sticking straight out as Elvira squeezed it firmly. She knew exactly how to drive me wild and enjoyed doing it. Through half opened eyes I spied Rob and Jay across the tub inspecting me as a stood exposed. They licked their lips as Elvira delighted in teasing me.

"Well boys, like what you're dealing with?"

They smiled and nodded. It was certainly an ego boost.

"He was like this earlier when you were talking about worshipping that monster cock together. I felt it under the water. I think he'd like a similar treatment. This is no monster cock... "

I jokingly interrupted "It's not?". A wave of laughter broke out. It broke the tension but also somewhat spoiled the sultry vibe Elvira was trying to create. "Sorry babe, couldn't help it... I'll be quiet now." She gave my cock another squeeze and tried to contain a fit of giggles.

"Some things never change. That fucker can never pass up the opportunity for a bad joke." Quipped Rob, now right in front of me having crossed the tub along with Jay. "You can move over there and enjoy the show. We'll take good care of him. I promise." She smiled and released my cock and gave it a quick flick with her finger before moving to the opposite side of the tub. "He likes nipple play and some light hair pulling" she added while settling in for the show. Her right hand disappeared beneath the water while her left nonchalantly teased her nipples as they hung just above the water.

Two pairs of hands began to roam over my body. I placed my hands at the edge of the tub to steady myself. Jay had taken a seat to my left and Rob to my right. They started to knead and squeeze the flesh along my thighs, chest and ass. Rob latched on to my nipple with his mouth. He flicked it with his tongue before giving it a soft nibble and sucking hard.

"Oh fuck..." I moaned as I threw my head back. I felt a gratified snicker from Rob at my reaction.

"Told you!" interjected Elvira with a chuckle from across the tub. Her mouth slightly slack and her eyelids heavy as her unseen hand pleasured her aching cunt.

I was overloaded with sensation from the multiple hands and mouths caressing me. I couldn't keep my eyes open and tilted my head back and moaned loudly. Neither of them had touched my cock or balls yet. They were intent on driving me wild by alternating between rough kneading and soft, delicate strokes. They kissed and sucked anywhere within reach, but not my aggressively taut cock. They were turning me into a whimpering mess as their hands snaked over my body and they both snickered in satisfaction.

Eventually a hand gently palmed my balls. I let out another pained groan and gripped the edge of tub tightly to steady myself. Rob licked and kissed up my body and slid his hand into my hair. He squeezed my nipple roughly with his left. I moaned and he turned my head towards him. He gave my cheek a light tap and I looked into his hungry eyes. He cupped my cheek with his left before sliding his thumb into my half open mouth. I greedily sucked his thumb which caused him to grin sardonically. He pulled his thumb from my mouth and held out his palm in from of my mouth.

"Lick it" came the command and I dutifully obliged. He smiled and pulled his hand away. He spat into the same palm and turned my head to meet his gaze once again. His left hand dropped and grasped my neglected erection. He stroked his spit covered palm along my length and my knees almost buckled. He held my hair firmly, maintaining eye contact and sneered before roughly kissing me. Our tongues intertwined and I groaned into his mouth as he started to slowly pump my cock with his hand.