The Hulksta

In this story, 20 year old Dick moves back in with his parents and starts a sexual relationship with their single 50-year-old neighbor. I don't know where exactly the inspiration for this story came from. It's not based on an experience, a movie, a music video, a book or a dream. Just my sick imagination running wild.

There's a lot of rimming and male assplay in this story, so if that's not your thing, exit here. Also, I left the ending open for a sequel but I can't promise I'll write one.

100% fictional as always

Enjoy

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My parents have a neighbor named Margaret. She moved in a year before I moved out the first time. I never really got to know her. All I knew was, she had big, fake tits and had the biggest American flag ever hanging in front of her house. She seemed friendly enough, as someone who would wave at me from up the street.

My sisters always talked shit about Margaret because they thought she was gross. They said her shimmering neon-colored eye makeup and shimmering pink lipstick made her look like a drag queen. They said her height and muscles made her look like a tranny. They would constantly comment on her fake tan and make skin cancer jokes. They called her "the Hulksta" behind her back because (they said) her bleached hair, fake tan and muscular arms made her look like Hulk Hogan. Of course, every physical trait they disparaged was one that made Margaret alluring to me.

I can find the beauty in most women - if she was chubby and had real tits, I would have found that hot. But Margaret had fake tits and muscular arms, so I found that just as hot. Would I fuck Margaret? Uh, yeah. In a heartbeat! She gave big-time freak vibes.

But why would I share that with my hating ass sisters? That would only put me in the firing line of their ruthless, relentless insults. Besides me and Margaret were only neighbors for a matter of months before I moved into an apartment with a few of my friends.

We were all a bunch of 20 and 21 year olds, ranging from stupid to psychotic. Our apartment quickly became a party house/crash pad. Situations like that don't last long and as such, I ended up back at my parents' house within a year.

One late night, I was standing in front of my parents' house, smoking when Margaret walked up wearing a pink sports bra and black spandex shorts, holding a cigarette.

"Hey Dick," she said. "Got a light?"

"Of course," I said as I grabbed my lighter and lit her cigarette for her.

"Thanks," she said as she blew the smoke out of her mouth.

"No prob," I said. "How've you been?"

"I've been good," she said with a smile. "How 'bout you?"

"I mean... I'm here!" I said with a laugh.

"Yeah, I see!" She said. "So you're back? You're not just visiting?"

"I'm back for now," I said. "I'm pretty lucky my parents let me stay here. I'd have been screwed otherwise."

Margaret took a drag of her cigarette as she blatantly eyeballed my crotch with a big, filthy grin. She even bit her lip before she locked eyes with me again.

"Yeah," she said as she blew out a cloud of smoke. "Screwed!"

"Oh shit," I thought to myself. "Fucking Margaret's hitting on me. This is awesome!"

"So what brought you back?" She asked.

"Well, you did!" I said as a flirtatious joke, just to let her know that I picked up what she was dropping. She smiled. Then I answered her for real.

"No, me and my friends lost our apartment and I wasn't able to find another one in time." I said matter-of-factly.

"Oh, that sucks," she said. "But it's nice to see you again!"

"Yeah, you too!" I said.

"Well listen," she said. "You feel free to come by and hang out with me anytime! I got the place all to myself and it gets pretty boring."

That sounded so weird coming from her. We rarely spoke before and I had never been to her house. Now she was inviting me over like we were old buddies.

"Really?" I asked, slightly stunned.

"Of course!" She said, touching my chest with her fingertips. "Mi casa, su casa!"

"Ok," I said as I put my cigarette back in my mouth. "I'll take you up on that."

"Please do," she said as she turned and started walking back towards her house. She briefly turned back to say, "Thanks for the light!"

"No problem!" I said, watching her thick ass sway as she walked.

"Sexy ass bitch," I grumbled to myself under my breath as I put out my cigarette.

Later that summer, I decided go over to Margaret's house and knock on the door.

"Hey Dick!"

Margaret opened the door wearing a white bra and panties, wearing no makeup with her hair all wet - her muscular, salon-tanned body finally on full display for me to feast my eyes upon. Her body was toned, but not shredded.

"Sorry, I just got outta the shower," she said. "Hope you don't mind."

Mind? Give me a fucking break!

"Come on in," she said. "Let me give you a quick tour of the house!"

There was no point in giving me a tour of the house. It's two doors down from my parents' house - exact same layout. But we eventually ended up at the last room at the end of her hallway.

"And this is the bedroom!" She said.

"It's nice!" I said.

"Well, what are you waiting for?" She asked.

"What?" I asked.

"Take your clothes off and lay down!" She said as she removed her bra and let those big, fake, fake-tanned, permanently sunburnt, freckled tittes loose! Good Lord!

"Oh!" I said as I quickly removed all my clothing and laid down on the bed. As soon as I was down, she lifted up my legs and dove her face right into my ass.

"Oh, alright then!" I thought, relieved that I had showered before I got there.

As she started tongue fucking me, she grabbed onto my cock and started jerking me off. As she proceeded to give me a very in-depth rimjob, she engaged me in conversation. What better way to get to know your neighbors?

"You like it when sluts tongue fuck you're fuckin' asshole?" She growled.

"Yeah baby," I moaned.

"Mmm...your ass tastes good too," said Margaret. "I could eat you out all fuckin' day."

"I'm inclined to let you!" I said. "You eat it good, baby!"

"Mmmm," she said. "Thanks, I get plenty of practice. Lots of guys love the way I eat ass."

She stuck her entire tongue all the way up my asshole, as far back as she could go, and started suck-fucking my asshole. Each time she pulled her tongue out of my hole and then slammed it back in, it made me want to jump and caused me to yelp in a bitch-ass high-pitched voice, which really seemed to turn her on.

"Fuck yeah," she said. "That's how you get that FLAVOR, baby!" She did it again. "You gotta SUCK a man's asshole to get flavor like that, motherfucker! You don't just lick it, you gotta shove your tongue up in there and SUCK the fuckin' flavor out that motherfucker! You know what I'm talkin' about?"

She was laying it on thick. I detected a fake-hood accent emerging. She almost like she was trying to talk jive, like some white people feel like they have to when they're around black people. It's funny how something like that becomes a huge turn-on when the person is telling you how much they love eating your ass!

"Fuck yeah, baby!" I started smiling as I was moaning.

"You like my dirty fucking mouth?" She asked.

"Yeah baby," I replied. "Dirty from eating ass?"

"You fuckin' know it!" She said enthusiastically with a playful laugh. Strings of saliva clung from her chin to my ass like a little bridge and when she laughed, it looked like there was a little earthquake on the bridge. "My tongue's always up a man's asshole!"

"Fuck, that's so fucking sexy," I said as even more blood surged through my cock.

"You like what my dirty fucking whore mouth does for your fuckin' asshole?" She asked right before she went back to rimming me.

"YEEESSSSSS!!!!" I cried aloud.

She puckered her slimy lips against my asshole and quickly shook her head back and forth.

"How bout your friends?" She asked as she wiggled the tip of her tongue inside me.

"My friends?" I asked.

"Yeah," she said. "Do your friends like it when a 50-year-old whore sticks her fucking tongue up their ass or are you just special?"

I laughed, "Obviously, I'm special!"

She laughed too. "Obviously!"

She went back to tongue fucking me and then she stopped to say, "Well, you bring all your hot, young friends over and I'll fuckin' tongue-fuck all their fuckin' assholes too!" She motorboated my asshole with her tongue out, "I fuckin' love it!"

Oh, the many, many sensations Margaret made me feel in my ass that day. I didn't even want to think about sharing her with my friends, even though the thought of making out with her after she rimmed all of them made me disarmingly horny. Right now, that long, slimy, slithering tongue was all mine!

Then she shoved her whole tongue up my ass and wiggled it violently while jerking me off hard and fast. The feeling of her long tongue squirming deep inside me... I didn't even have time to analyze how I felt when, to my surprise, cum started to shoot out of my cock. A tingly feeling shot through my balls and tickled my asshole each time I shot a load out of my cock into her eager, open mouth.

Once her mouth was full, she gargled my cum loudly and sloppily, sending drops of semen running down her face and tits as she climbed on top of me. She quickly swallowed what was still in her mouth just before she stuck her tongue in my mouth. Our tongues wrestled violently as cum and saliva now ran down both our faces. She tasted so fucking amazing that, despite the fact that I had just cum, my cock got HARDER. She grabbed onto my hard-as-fuck cock and started rubbing it against her asshole vigorously.

"Reach over there and get me that lube," she said sharply.

I gladly grabbed the bottle and handed it to her. She squeezed a large amount of lube out into her hand and then reached behind her. Simultaneously, she rubbed the lube all over my cock while using my cock to rub the lube into her asshole.

"You ready to stretch me out, baby?" She said as she started jerking me off while rubbing my cock on her hole. She kept the friction coming until her hole opened up and sucked my cock into it. Then she started riding me, hard.

"Oh fuck yeah," she shouted as she repeatedly lifted her body and then dropped it onto mine. "I love bouncing on a big black cock with my fucking asshole!"

"Your asshole feels so good, squeezing on my cock like that, baby!" I said.

She quickly worked herself into a frenzy - violently, bouncing and bouncing and bouncing on my cock until she bounced off it! By then, she had worked herself into such an intense sweat, I could feel the wetness rubbing off her big, fake tits as she dragged them across my skin when she moved down to suck my dick again... and then as she moved back up and started tongue kissing me again!

I squeezed onto her firm but squishy, sweaty ass cheeks as our tongues intertwined. She smelled and tasted like my ass and B.O. In that moment, I could not fathom anything on the planet hotter than this.

"I fucking love when a cock tastes like my fucking asshole," she said as she shoved her drooling tongue into my mouth and down my throat. I opened my mouth wide to let her fuck my throat with her tongue. I then closed my wet lips around it and sucked on it like it was a cock as it went in and out of my throat. I was so horny, I was falling into a daze. I didn't even realize how loud I was moaning as she held me by the neck and tongue fucked my throat.

"Ooh, you're a little freak, aren't ya?" She said as she pulled back with a drippy grin. I grinned back at her.

"Just trying to savor the flavor," I said.

"Yeah?" She replied. "How do I taste?"

"Just like my asshole," I said. "Fucking delicious!"

"Oh god, that's so FUCKING HOT!!!" She shouted as she lunged towards me and started making out with me again. As we kissed, she grabbed onto my cock and started jerking it.

She moved down and started sucking it again. This time, I grabbed onto her near-transparent blonde mop and started fucking her face with all my might. She was making loud quacking sounds as my cock plunged the depths of her throat, causing her filthy whore mouth to drain saliva all over my balls.

"Yeah!" She tried to say as she grabbed onto my ass cheeks and pulled me in towards her.

Finally, after a few minutes of hardcore throat-thrashing, I let her go. She gasped for air and panted heavily as saliva poured from her mouth, down her chin and onto her big, fake tits. As she was catching her breath, I was licking up all the saliva and sweat from her tits. Then I ran my tongue up her neck and started licking the saliva off her face, as if I was using my tongue to sweep it all back into her open, panting mouth. As we engaged in another sloppy, drooly kiss, I stood up on the bed.

"Now suck my balls," I said with my drool-dripping balls less than an inch away from her face.

Again, she lunged forward like a wild animal, took my whole nutsack into her mouth and started sucking, desperately. My dick bounced off her nose each time she bobbed her head on my nutsack. With one hand, she took my dick away from her nose and started jerking it while playing with my ass with the other hand. All while sucking my balls.

"You're really fucking good," I said as I moved forward so that my balls would pop out of her mouth and my asshole was on it. Instinctively, she slithered her long tongue back up my asshole again.

"Yeeeaaahhh," I groaned as I grabbed onto her hair and started humping her face with my ass.

As Margaret proceeded to tongue fuck me again, I felt a smile hit her lips. Women who enjoy rimming a man just as much as the man enjoys it are a very special breed to me. There's nothing better than rubbing my asshole all over a pretty, smiling face!

But Margaret's tongue was really long and the more she fucked me with it, the more submissive I felt. And I was really enjoying the feeling of submitting to Margaret's tongue. So I laid back down on the bed with my head and hands on the comforter and my ass perched upward, like I was ready to take it up the ass.

"Fuck my asshole with your tongue like it's a cock!" I cried out as I spread my cheeks. She gladly mounted me with her hands on my ass cheeks. Once again, I felt her long, snake-like tongue enter my asshole until I felt her cheekbones rubbing on my ass cheeks.

She grabbed onto my cock and started jerking it as she aggressively moved her tongue in a circular motion, causing me to open wider. As she tongue fucked me again, she reached back and started rubbing her pussy.

We started to build towards climax together. Margaret was in control, I was off in outer space, moaning and hollering like a total bitch. Right when Margaret was ready to burst, she jumped to her feet so she could aim her pussy at my asshole as she squirted. As she rubbed out all her hot fluids with one hand, she used the other to fuck my ass with her finger, using her fluids as lube.

But I still had yet to cum. So she went back to speed-fucking my hole with her tongue while jerking me off, desperate for that epic finish. At last, I blasted a huge load of cum into her hand.

"Yeah, there ya go!" She said as my cock went off like a cum faucet. "Let it all out, baby boy. Drain those balls, give it all to mama!"

I came and came, well past the point where her hand overflowed. She slurped up a portion of it. Then she rubbed the majority of it into my asshole. And finally, as she licked a lot of the mess off my ass, she rubbed the rest of my cum into her pussy. We made out a little more and then I started to pass out.

"You feel free to go to sleep, baby," she said tenderly. "I'm not gonna make you walk back to your parents house with no working muscles in your legs."

"Thanks," I groaned. "I would have needed to call a cab."

Margaret got up and started getting dressed. I saw her put her hair in a bun, put on her shimmering silver eye makeup and her trademark shimmering pink lipstick. Then she came back wearing a sundress and started putting on her shoes.

"Where are you going?" I asked.

"Oh, I have a date, hun," she said casually.

"Oh!..." I said, unsure of what to say next. To my knowledge, women rarely spend an hour with her tongue up a man's ass right before rubbing his cum into her pussy right before she heads out for a date with another man. Maybe. Maybe it's not so rare. I don't know.

"Oh, don't worry about it, sweetheart," she said. "You just doze off if you need to."

"That's really kind of you," I said. "Do I need to be gone by a certain time?"

"Oh, no, not at all!" She said. "In fact, it might be better if you're still here when we get back."

"Really?" I asked.

"Yeah," she answered. "The more the merrier!"

She came and kissed me on the cheek right before she docked the door. I fell asleep with a big smile on my face.