Fifty Shades of Brown

As my followers know already, I am kind of fanatic about shit. Especially women's shit.

I am so lucky that Mieke gives me plenty of her shit in all kinds of ways. She feeds me, she shits on me (mostly my face) and rubs my face with it. Also she helps me save shit for a few weeks in a large bucket with a lid that we keep next to the toilet.

My readers also know that I just love cow shit. I like it for many reasons. Mind you, I don't eat it because I feel that would be too risky. What I most like about it is that, when fresh, it is very creamy, not smelly at all and extremely easy to clean afterwards because it just easily dissolves in warm water.

To play with cow shit I usually go into a meadow with cows at night and collect it into a large plastic bag. I just grab hands full of the lovely stuff from the cow patties on the grass.

Sometimes there is a bit of a crust and when I push my fingers through the crust the good soft stuff is there underneath and can be scooped out.

It is also a but scary because I don't want to get caught. That's why I do this at night. So far no one has noticed a thing.

But I certainly could do without that thrill if possible.

So I wrote to the manurefetish website to apply as a model. Maybe they could give me a chance to participate in the manure fun. Mieke is totally ok with this. The women and a few men in the video's get totally covered in loads of cow crap. They even submerge in a large bassin with cow dung completely and masturbate.

Would be my ultimate dream.

So far, they did not respond although I can see new (male) models appear in new video's, So I keep hoping.

In the mean time I have been trying to find easier ways to get lots of cow dung for at home.

I tried several manure suppliers but they only offer dried manure in bags.

Until I found one that responded to my question if they also offered liquid cow manure. They were very cheap and I ordered 2 buckets of it. They filled the buckets by pumping the liquid shit out of the manure cellar beneath a cow stable.

A few days later the buckets arrived but it was too watery for my taste. So I asked them if they could get me the cow shit as fresh as possible. So they asked me if I wanted the real fresh cow shit. Straight from the patties. I confirmed and they were not surprised at all. They apparently didn't give too much thought.

At that moment it seemed best just to let them know it was only for a special fertilizer project.

A day later they let me know that I could get 3 buckets of the really fresh stuff. It could not get any fresher because they collected it the moment the cows were actually shitting and they filled the 3 buckets that way.

I told them I was really happy with that. Still very cheap. Only 15 Euros for 3 buckets including shipping. A real bargain.

So when it arrived a few days later I was really excited to see how fresh it actually was. My God, it was awesome. This was the best cow shit I ever got.

A bonus was also that there were no insects in it. When I collect cow shit from the meadow in the neighborhood most of the time I have to remove some insects like beetles and such. Also sometimes there are maggots in it and then I just throw it away completely as one can imagine.

But this was perfect. I just couldn't wait to play with it.

Then the big moment came. I placed the buckets in the bath tub and filled the bath with hot water so that after a while the dung was a little less cold. After half an hour I decided to feel the temperature in one of the buckets and it was almost perfect.

Next I drained the bath tub and put plastic sheets all over the bathroom floor to make the cleaning afterwards a lot easier. I cannot prevent shit landing on the floor next to the bath tub. When I am done emptying a bucket I place it on the floor next to the bath. This is mainly because, when I am done, I will reuse the remaining shit and put it back into the bucket(s). I always spill some of it because it is dripping from my hands.

I got undressed with a really anxious feeling. This would be the first time I had this much shit to play with. Imagine having about 25 liters of it!

With the 3 buckets still in the bath tub I stepped in and sat down with the buckets between my legs. I made sure the drain of the bath was closed so nothing would escape and to prevent clogging the plumbing.

I waited a while and tried to really appreciate the situation I was in. I was so incredibly excited!

Then I scooped one hand full of cow shit and dropped it on my head, on my hair just above my forehead. Slowly, it slid down my forehead, over my eyes and nose. I added more shit with my hand and also dropped it on my hair. The whole mess was now slowly sliding down my face and began landing on my chest.

The feeling was unbelievable. I added more and more slowly so my whole head and upper body was covered in a thick layer of cow dung. Meanwhile all the shit slowly slid down my belly onto my crotch and covering my now rock hard dick.

The slow sliding and the smoothness of the shit covering my dick was almost like an amazingly well performed blow job. Even better when realizing this was all cow shit.

Now I was scraping the bottom of the first bucket and dropped another hand full on my forehead. My chest, belly and crotch was feeling so awesome under the weight of all that cow shit. I just could not believe it. And I still had two buckets full to go.

I put the empty bucket beside the bath tub and picked up the second bucket. I started with another hand full of shit but I decided that I would try to pour the whole content on my head. So I lifted the bucket over my head and started pouring. Then I decided that I would just stick my whole head in the bucket. Wow! That felt good! Completely submerged in the upside down bucket I felt the shit oozing down my face and hair and onto my shoulders and chest. I did not take long for the bucket to empty.

I decided to do the same with the last bucket. I was so incredibly horny now.

When the last bucket was empty I laid down in the bathtub completely surrounded by the cow shit. I lay there up to my chest in a thick layer of shit. The dung came up to my cheeks when I put my head down. With my hands I scooped shit over my face. More and more as every scoop also slid down the side of my face again.

Then I just could not hold it anymore. I had to cum really bad!

I jerked off with my right hand while using my left hand to rub the shit heavily over my face.

I don't think I ever came that hard.

After resting, heavily panting still, I sat up and picked up the buckets from the bathroom floor and scooped as much shit as I could back into the buckets. I would been playing with the shit the next day or so again! And maybe again. Until it was no longer fresh enough.