Zeta’s Report

Green Foundation High Command,

Writing this wasn't easy, in fact it was heartbreaking, soul crushing but it needed to be written in order to explain everything, to argue my innocence in the matter.

I had awakened, naked and chained to a bed. The room I was in was my old room when I was in Gazel! The door opened and General Caiaphas, now President Caiaphas, the man who led the coup entered.

"Welcome home, you had a nice long run but now it's over," he said.

"But why? I fled into exile!" I demanded.

"Because you may not know this but your mother the late President and I were once lovers. I could handle losing her to another man but another woman?! That's most emasculating. I reminded your mother what cock was and also gave that lesbian bitch loads of cock before killing them both. You will join them you abomination! But before that I will give one last cock experience!" He declared.

He began stripping out his clothing and then drained his half empty glass of wine. He approached me with an evil smile on his face but then his body convulsed and he collapsed.

A second later the door opened and to my surprise, Jester had entered the room carrying a woman in a maid outfit over his shoulder. He drops her on the floor and places a gun in her hands before laying it next to her. "You ok, Test-Tube?" He asked.

"Yes, but how?"

"I'll explain later," he said and uncuffed me. "Let's get you out of here."

I gazed at Caiaphas forming at the mouth.

"Don't worry about him, he's dead," he assures me.

"I need to find some clothes," I said.

"No time, we have to get out of here. You're going to have to play dead," he explains.

"What?" I questioned.

"Yes, just leave it all to me," he assured.

He wrapped me up in a blanket and waltz out the front door. I heard him chatting to one of the GUN soldiers casually. "It's done; the Test-Tube Bitch has finally met her end."

"I wish I could have had another go with her," the other man said.

"Yes, I feel the same way, but this time she was exclusive use for the President. Her pussy is still warm though so before I dump her body, hehe."

"You're a sick clown."

"Hehe, jokes on her. Anyway, I need to get going before sunrise."

"Alright see you later."

He stuffs me in the front seat.

"Why not put the body in the trunk?" The man asked.

"Much easier to dump and let nature take care of the rest," Jester explained.

"Right, she doesn't deserve a proper burial. Have a good trip!"

We drove off and once we were a few miles out, I removed the blanket. "I still can't believe you managed to pull that off," I had said.

"Perhaps my best jest yet. Once we get a little further, I'll call for extraction. You look tired, get some rest," he responded.

"I feel fine."

"You don't look it, probably the drugs still coursing in your veins. Go to sleep. I'll be sure to wake you when the fireworks start. It'll be like a carnival," he smiled.

As we drove further, all I could do was think and then I made a sigh. "Stop the trunk," I said.

He looked at me puzzled, "What?"

"Please," I said again and put my hand on his crotch. He immediately stopped. "Thank you for saving my life, Patrick. I'm still wired up so let's make love here and now."

He smiled at me and drove off the road. Once he stopped, he began undressing. I take hold of his belt and then I sigh again before I struck his vitals points which caused temporary paralysis.

"Why?" Was his word to me.

"You're the clown! You're able to waltz in my former place so easily wearing a different uniform from them. I was called Test-Tube Bitch and you're the first one to referred to me as Test-Tube which became my official nickname! That guard called you a 'sick clown', why of all the words he uses clown? Sick Bastard or Sick Fuck would have been more appropriate. And here's a history fact for you which I'm sure you already knew! Jesters proceeded clowns and the first person who was a clown was named Joseph Grimaldi, and your surname just happened to be Grimaldo, can't be a mere coincidence!"

"Test-Tube...."

"My name is Zeta! And I've had enough of your jests!! Start confessing!"

He was silent so I unholstered his gun and pressed against his cock.

"Alright, alright, I admit it! I am the clown."

I was on the verge of tears, part of me was hoping that I was wrong, that I was paranoid, that he would fiercely deny it but no he didn't. "Why did you kill the President? You did do that, right?"

"Indeed. He had a favorite wine that I put in the kitchen, but the problem was the cameras, so I paid a visit to the security room which is occupied by one man, so I told him that I was planning to install a camera in the bedroom so we could watch him rape you and while he was distracted, I shot him with my silencer, took the keys and locked the door. I was going administer the poison, but the maid was a witness, so I fainted seeing a roach and while she was distracted and knocked her down and proceeded to strangle her. I hid her body and then presented the wine to President Caiaphas and then fainted that I had to go to the bathroom. As you saw, I brought the maid and placed her fingerprints on the gun, so It'll look like she tried to kill him after the poisoning failed but our beloved President managed to strangle her before the poison kicked in. Of course, all this would have appeared to have happened after I took your body out."

"But why?" I asked again.

"Nationalism leads to isolationism, that's the end goal that I've foreseen. I am not a man that be bound by just domestic pussy, I need international pussy!"

I rolled my eyes, of course he would think with his cock.

"I've killed so many potentially good pussies."

"You killed Reiko Yamada, didn't you?"

"Indeed."

"Why her?"

"Because she killed Doctor Jäger. I had been a double agent since the early days of GUN. After you had escaped, I was ordered to bring you back but then I discovered that he was your dad, the one volunteered for (IVF). I was ordered to bring you both back so President Caiaphas could kill you both. I would have killed Doctor Gustav but unfortunately, he was already on his way to prison and since I had never met the man it would be strange for me to visit him, I suppose I could have always played the role of a distraught man whose friends and love were killed but if he died then Green Foundation would have a reason to suspect me. So instead of going after the person who pulled the trigger go after the person who provided the gun. I stuck a mine inside the APC."

A look of sadness suddenly appeared on his face.

"Green Foundation thinks it can do whatever it wants, I'm not the bad guy in this. They think you're dead, they think I'm dead, let's not change their minds. I told you I would protect you and I have. You're not my enemy and you're not an abomination. I love you!"

I felt a mixture of butterflies in my stomach and heartache.

"There's no reason for you to return to them, you're home. I can hide you away and create a disguise for you, that way you can move around in plain sight. Please, stay with me."

At that moment I wanted to take his hand, he was right, I was home, he told me he would protect me, my being at Green Foundation was involuntary.

I was about to take the hand but then the imagines of all my comrades including Dike, Shiva and my dad Doctor Stern Jäger appear. The three of them were shaking their heads. I then recalled everything Jester said and even insisting I rest. He raped me, killed Dike, Shiva and the other Stoßtruppen members but showed no remorse for them, not even apologized for his part in my rape. He contradicted himself; it was at that moment I knew what his true intentions were; he wanted to pull one last jest on me.

I gave him the coldest laugh I could muster, and he knew with horror in his eyes. I put two rounds in him, one in his heart and the other in his brain.

I cried for about two hours before I made contact. I know I should have let him live but I just, I just, what he did to me, Dike, Shiva and the others, I needed this, I needed revenge, that was my closure. That's my confession, no embellishments were made, there would have been no point. I now await my count martial.

Zeta signing off...