Friends Vs Goblins

The goblin jumped back in fright but didn't flee. Instead he raised his crooked stick like a shield. «Attacking a toll collector is a most grave crime! Crooktooth the Great will find out everything! Will find out! And will punish!»

Anon quickly stepped between the enraged Rainbow and the brazen goblin. «Wait, wait!» he turned to the goblin. «Give us a second to confer, okay?»

Grabnak smugly nodded, not lowering his ridiculous stick. «Just quickly! Grabnak has lots of work today!» Anon grabbed Rainbow by the elbow before she could draw her sword and nodded for Twilight to come.

He led them a few steps aside, far enough that the goblin couldn't overhear, but still within sight.

«Are you kidding me?» Rainbow hissed as soon walked a bit away. «You convinced me to give fifteen silver to this green runt, and now he wants me to... what?! Lift my skirt and show my panties?! No way!»

«I agree, this crosses all boundaries,» Twilight frowned, crossing her arms over her chest.

«Uh, maybe we should just perform this custom?» Anon said uncertainly. «After all, we're in goblin territory. When in Canterlot, do as the Canterlot folk do. Right?»

Rainbow's mouth fell open in shock. «WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU EVEN ON? Coward!?» Rainbow snorted, poking a finger into his chest. «Where's your pride? Your honor?!»

«Well... I just don't want conflict. You heard -- he has six children.» Anon quickly replied. «What if... what if we consider this as... as an ethnographic experiment?» he cautiously suggested, looking at Twilight.

Twilight blinked. She was clearly surprised by such a turn in the conversation.

Rainbow hissed, «What fucking ethnographic experiment?! He just wants to look up my skirt! Isn't that obvious?!»

«Ethnographic experiment.» Twilight slowly pronounced, as if tasting the words. «Well, this really could be part of their culture. Goblins are a primitive people, their customs are often connected with demonstrating vulnerability as a sign of peace.

In my books on Equestrian anthropology something similar was mentioned among tribes in the Forgotten Lands. Lifting clothing isn't just a whim, but a symbol of trust. Like 'I'm showing I'm unarmed and not threatening.'»

«Exactly!» Anon was encouraged. «This is a great opportunity to study their culture!

You yourself said goblins are dying out and their culture is practically unstudied. This is a unique chance! And what could be more useful than seeing one of their rituals with your own eyes?»

«You're both making fun of me!» Rainbow threw up her hands.

«It's just underwear, Dash,» Twilight gently interjected. «No different from what people see at the beach.» «TWI!» Rainbow shrieked.

«I could document everything for research!» Twilight continued enthusiastically. «This will be the first record of a goblin reconciliation ritual in history!»

«I'm not doing that.» Rainbow Dash looked seriously at Anon and Twilight. «I'm a warrior! Not some back-alley whore, understood?»

«Do you remember last week? That evening at the 'Tipsy Pony' tavern?» Anon suddenly recalled.

Rainbow froze, her face instantly changing from angry to surprised.

«What are you talking about?»

«About the bet,» Anon smirked. «You lost me a favor, remember? When you bragged you could outdrink that guard captain, but by the fifth mug of cider you were under the table.»

Rainbow slowly turned red, but this time not from anger.

«Oh crap...» she lowered her voice, «you're not going to use the favor NOW?»

«Exactly,» said Anon with a satisfied smile. «I want you to perform this goblin ritual for Twilight.»

«But this...» Rainbow glanced at the goblin, who was uncertainly shifting from foot to foot, glancing in their direction. «This isn't fair!»

«But you did say: 'any favor, even the craziest one,'» Twilight carefully interjected. «I remember your words perfectly.»

«Yeah, but I actually thought Anon would ask for something else...»

Anon raised an eyebrow. «What would I ask for?»

«Well... you know, something...» Dash lowered her voice, «in bed...»

«Oh, I don't need a favor for that,» Anon smiled smugly. «You do everything I ask anyway.»

Rainbow frowned even harder, throwing a stern look at Twilight, who guiltily shrugged.

«But this will be for the goblin, not for you! It's so humiliating!» Rainbow tried to protest.

«It's just a goblin,» Anon insisted. «And you only need to lift your skirt for a few seconds.»

«But that's completely different!» she objected.

«A debt is a debt, Rainbow.» Twilight repeated diplomatically. There was clear approval in her tone.

«But... but... Fine!» Rainbow finally blurted out. «I'll fulfill your stupid favor since you're so insistent. And tonight, when we make camp, you owe me scorching sex so I can quickly forget how that green freak stared at my panties. Got it?»

«Alright. No problem» Anon agreed. «Whatever it takes to make you happy.»

«You know, I was thinking,» Twilight tilted her head to the side, «why are you so nice to the goblin today»

Anon froze for a moment under Twilight's gaze, «Well...» he hesitated, scratching the back of his head. «I already said I'm just concerned about our safety. And I respect local customs. And... and...»

«A-ah. Safety?» Twilight raised one eyebrow. Her lips made a slight smirk. «From one goblin with a stick? Whom I could immobilize with a snap of my fingers?»

Anon looked away. «Well, he might not be alone... There must be more of his kind nearby... Crooked-Tooth the Great...»

«Of course, of course... You're such a bad liar sometimes,» Twilight said.

«I don't know what you're talking about,» Anon replied, trying not to meet Twilight's eyes.

«Oh, I think you understand very well,» the mage giggled.

«Guys! What are you even talking about?!» Rainbow Dash looked back and forth between them with confusion.

«Maybe we should return to our goblin? He's waiting.» Anon looked anywhere but into his companions' eyes.

The trio turned and headed toward the goblin. Twilight and Anon exchanged glances -- his embarrassed, hers with a sly smile.

«Alright, shorty,» said Rainbow, stopping in front of Grabnack, who instantly stopped waving his stick. «I'll... perform your stupid reconciliation ritual.»

The goblin's eyes got big. He clearly did not expect this.

«Really?» he squeaked. Then quickly tried to regain an important look. «I mean... of course really! Rainbow-haired warrior must stand right here,» he pointed to a small hill by the path, «and lift her skirt so Grabnack can see the sign of peace!»

Rainbow, red as a beet, slowly approached the indicated spot. She threw a withering look over her shoulder at Anon and Twilight before turning to the goblin. Then with a sharp movement grabbed the edges of her red battle skirt.

«For one second,» she gritted through her teeth.

With an expression of extreme irritation and embarrassment on her face, Rainbow Dash slowly lifted the edges of her skirt, revealing blue panties with a lightning bolt on the side -- her personal symbol.

Anon felt his penis start to get hard.

«Ooooh!» The goblin breathed out.

This was an incredibly strange, almost painful, humiliating arousal -- seeing his proud girlfriend in such a degrading position before this worthless creature. He caught Twilight's gaze, who was also watching her friend's panties with interest.

«Well? Satisfied?» Rainbow gritted through her teeth, still holding her skirt up. Grabnack didn't answer, just devouring the revealed spectacle with his eyes.

«Hey!» Rainbow stamped her foot. «I asked you, are you satisfied?!»

«Oh! Yes-yes!» the goblin came to his senses. «But... but according to tradition...

need to turn around and bend over. To show the back of the panties too. So the ritual will be complete.»

«WHAT?!» Rainbow dropped her skirt and sharply turned to Anon and Twilight. «Did you hear that?!»

«Well, uh... if it's part of the ritual...» Anon uncertainly muttered, feeling his cock pressing against his pants.

«Indeed,» Twilight supported him, trying to look serious and scientific despite the blush on her cheeks, «we do want to observe all formalities.»

«I'll kill you both when we get to the tavern,» Rainbow promised, but still turned back to the goblin. She turned her back to the goblin and began to slowly lift her skirt, bending forward and displaying her toned buttocks.

Grabnack's eyes greedily fixed on Rainbow's ass. He stood motionless for almost half a minute, as if afraid any movement would destroy the moment.

«Stop staring!» Rainbow couldn't stand it. «Have you seen enough?»

«Good, good!» the goblin squeaked enthusiastically, memorizing the view for the rest of his life. «The ritual is almost complete!»

«Almost?» Rainbow asked in a dangerously low voice, lowering her skirt.

«Yes! Now the purple witch!» Grabnack announced, pointing at Twilight. «She also insulted Grabnack! Called him a rare species, like some little animal!»

Twilight gasped. «I was just stating a scientific fact!» she protested.

«An offensive fact!» the goblin declared, crossing his arms over his chest. «Now the witch must also show her sign of peace!»

Anon felt things getting tighter in his pants. He knew that under Twilight's modest purple dress she wore special lace panties with magical runes -- to «enhance magical energy flow» as she claimed. In reality, she just wanted to be incredibly sexy.

«Come on, Miss 'This Is A Unique Opportunity'» Rainbow said mockingly. «Show our little friend your 'sign of peace.'»

Twilight nodded. She didn't look as embarrassed as Rainbow. Instead, she took on an almost businesslike appearance, as if about to deliver a lecture.

«So, let's proceed with the ritual,» she announced and, taking the edges of her purple dress, slowly lifted it. Under the dress was elegant white lace lingerie, with magical symbols embroidered along the edges. They looked even more seductive than Dash's underwear. This was more the luxurious undergarment of an aristocrat than a traveler.

«Wow!» the goblin exclaimed. His eyes got even bigger. «And what's this? Is this magic?»

«Yes,» Twilight answered with unexpected pride. «These runes enhance the flow of arcane energy through the lower chakras. But most importantly -- they protect my pussy from rapists.»

Grabnack grimaced when Twilight proudly explained the properties of her magical underwear.

«Magical protective panties? Pffff!» the goblin grumbled discontentedly. «This is bad! Very bad! Ruins the whole ritual!»

«Twilight!» Rainbow interrupted her. «Stop lecturing him!»

«Oh, sorry,» Twilight blushed slightly. «Should I show... my butt?»

«Yes-yes!» Grabnack nodded energetically, but without his previous enthusiasm. «For complete peace!»

Without further protest, Twilight turned her back to the goblin, lifted her dress and bent forward, displaying her lace panties. Grabnack watched this spectacle for no less than a minute, clearly afraid to approach closer after the warning about magical protection.

«I hope this...ethnographic material was worth it,» she muttered to herself, finally straightening and lowering her dress.

Rainbow crossed her arms on her chest. «Well. That's it. Show's over! Now get out of the way, runt!»

Grabnack seemed to be in a trance. His eyes glazed over, a stupid smile frozen on his face.

Instead of moving aside, he raised his crooked stick and pointed at Anon. «And now you!» he declared.

«WHAT?!» Rainbow and Anon exclaimed simultaneously.

«You also insulted Grabnack! Called him pathetic!» the goblin insisted.

«But I didn't say that,» Anon began, but the goblin interrupted him.

«Goblins have a special apology for men!» he declared with a malicious grin.

Rainbow giggled. «Oh, this is just priceless! Come on, Anon! Your turn!»

Twilight smiled. «Indeed, Anon! Your turn!»

«What do you mean 'special apology for men'?» Anon asked suspiciously.

«According to the ancient goblin tradition,» he began, clearly making it up on the spot, «a man who has insulted a tribute collector must pull down his pants, show his bare ass and receive ten spanks from his women!» Anon's jaw dropped.

Rainbow and Twilight exchanged glances, and identical smiles slowly appeared on their faces.

«Wow, Anon. Looks like karma's a bitch. Ten spanks, huh?» Rainbow asked. «Interesting custom, don't you think, Twi?»

«Oh yes. Why not?» Twilight replied, adjusting her glasses.

«Grabnack is waiting!» the goblin reminded. Anon doesn't have a choice. He unbuckled his belt and pulled his pants down to his knees, then, hesitating for a second, pulled down his underwear as well. His buttocks, pale against his tanned legs, came into the light of day.

«Turn around and bend over!» Rainbow commanded. Red with shame, Anon followed the instruction, turning his back to his companions and the goblin, then bending over and presenting his bare ass.

«Oooh!» said Grabnack. «Pale ass, like moonlight! Let's start with you, Rainbow-haired.» Grabnack suggested.

«With pleasure!» Rainbow rubbed her palms together and approached Anon.

«Ready, darling?» she asked sarcastically.

«One!» Twilight announced, making a note in her notepad.

«Ow!» Anon cried out. «Not so hard please!»

«Oh, sorry,» Rainbow pretended to repent. «I thought you liked ethnographic experiments.»

«This is for making me show my panties!! Idiot!» she hissed, delivering the second blow even harder.

«Two!» Twilight counted.

«And this is for your stupid bet in the tavern!» Rainbow added, slapping him a third time. The third and fourth spanks made Anon jump, and pink handprints of Rainbow's palm remained on his pale buttocks.

His face burned with shame, but to his own surprise, his cock between his legs tensed and hardened. This fact didn't escape Rainbow's attention.

«Whoa-ho! looks like Anon enjoys getting his ass spanked!» she said mockingly, delivering the seventh blow.

Twilight leaned down and peeked between Anon's legs.

«Interesting physiological reaction,» she noted.

«Ten!» Twilight announced, completing Rainbow's series of blows.

«My turn» Twilight said softly.

She handed the notepad to Rainbow and approached the still-bent Anon. Her first spank was light. It was almost gentle. Anon gasped. But the second caused an involuntary cry.

«Three!» Rainbow cheerfully counted. The following blows were measured and methodical.

«Last one!» Twilight announced, but instead of simply spanking, she ran her hand over the reddened skin, leaned down and unexpectedly kissed the burning buttock, then quickly slapped it.

«Two sadists. Well done!» Grabnack laughed.

Anon slowly straightened, rubbing his injured backside and trying to preserve at least a drop of dignity. He pulled up his pants fast. He tried not to meet the eyes of the smiling Rainbow and Twilight.

The goblin was in no hurry to leave. «That's not all. Now the man must pay for his women! By tradition! A man whose women insulted goblins must give his best item! Such is the ritual!»

«Well, Anon?» Rainbow's voice rang with vengeful pleasure. «You love respecting local customs so much! Right?»

The goblin stared greedily at Anon's bow. «Grabnack wants this bow! It's shiny, beautiful!» Anon paled.

He'd won this bow in cards from an aristocrat after several bottles of wine. It was his best and favorite item.

«You just made that up!» Anon protested, beginning to regret this adventure.

«Not at all,» Twilight unexpectedly intervened. «Actually, many primitive cultures do have a tradition of presenting gifts to local deities or their representatives when crossing territorial boundaries. It symbolizes recognition of their authority... I'm just stating an ethnographic fact.»

«Wise witch speaks correctly!» Grabnack joyfully picked up. «Very correctly! Grabnack wants a bow! Will be excellent ass-scratcher for me!»

Rainbow just shrugged indifferently. «You know, Anon. I think it's fair. Twilight and I showed our panties. But it's all somehow not serious, you understand? But the bow -- that's a real sacrifice.»

«Come on, be a man,» Twilight egged on. «After all, you yourself insisted on observing local customs. It would be hypocritical to refuse now, wouldn't you say?»

«But this is my favorite bow! Not an ass-scratcher» Anon pleaded.

«And my panties are my favorite,» Rainbow parried.

Grabnack watched this exchange of remarks, turning his head from one to the other, like at a tennis match. His eyes became more and more pleased, and his smile more and more brazen.

«Grabnack is very patient,» the goblin reminded them of himself. «But if human doesn't want to observe traditions, Grabnack can call brothers. Grabnack has many brothers in this forest! And they're not as kind as Grabnack.»

«See?» Twilight picked up with feigned concern. «At least we met a kind goblin, and not the others -- the evil ones.»

Grabnack could hardly contain his delight. His crooked fingers trembled as he accepted Anon's bow, which turned out to be too big for him -- almost half his height.

«Excellent ass-scratcher!» he exclaimed. «Grabnack will be the most respected goblin in the forest!»

Grabnack suddenly froze, as if struck by a new idea. A sly, idiotic grin appeared on his crooked face. He leaned the bow against a tree and began untying his stinky pants.

«I forgot! There's one more ancient reconciliation custom!» he announced. «The most important!»

«What are you doing?» Rainbow asked in confusion, watching the goblin. The tattered, dirty pants slid down.

To everyone's amazement, between the little goblin's legs was a cock not small for such a creature, hardening, gaining strength and pointed upward.

«Wow...» Twilight whispered. Her eyes got big behind her glasses. She unconsciously leaned forward a little. It looked like she studied a rare thing.

Rainbow made a face of disgust. But she did not look away.

«The most important ancient custom requires you to suck the goblin road keeper! Now all three! On your knees! Suck Grabnack!» the goblin brazenly ordered.