Pile of Shorts - 750 Word Project

I would like to express my thanks to my editor RF Fast who helped me produce this story. It was written for the 2026, 750 Word Challenge, details of which can be found in LITEROTICA NEWS on the landing page.

Below the **** line is exactly 750 words.

In this story, everyone speaks in quotes from famous movies, you may recognise one or two.

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Sharon woke up with a start, blinking as sitting in front of her was a labrador regarding her curiously with its big brown eyes. She looked around the empty cinema, shaking her head to clear the fog from her brain. The last thing she remembered was the film a bit dull and she closed her eyes for a minute. She had come there after a row with her boyfriend, storming out shouting, "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn."

"You must have lost your owner," said Sharon to the dog, and to her shock, it responded.

"You talking to me?"

"You can talk?" blurted out Sharon.

The dog just looked at her strangely before it trotted off. Standing she went to follow, but screamed as she realised she was naked. Frantically looking around for her clothes the only thing she could see was a leaflet headed, 'Welcome to the greatest show on earth." Her jaw dropped as it explained that in this world people only talked in film quotes which only stopped during sex.

A naked man walked past, and Sharon shouted at him to explain what the hell was going on but he simply ignored her. In desperation, she shouted, "I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore,"

To her delight the man stopped and looked at her like he had noticed her for the first time, "Here's looking at you, kid" he drawled, and as he spoke his cock twitched.

"I've got a bad feeling about this," Sharon said as she backed away from the twitching cock.

"What we've got here is failure to communicate," the man said pointing to his cock that was now standing to its full glory. Then he leered as he said, "Say hello to my little friend."

Sharon remembered the words on the leaflet about sex being the only way to communicate so dropped to her knees, taking the cock into her mouth and started to suck.

Suddenly the man was pulled away from her just as he started to spurt letting out a roar, "Heeeeeeeere's Johnny!" as he squirted his seed over her face.

"Get away from her you bitch!" another man shouted, grabbing Sharon.

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape," Sharon said struggling, as the new man pushed her over the back of a seat. He was already hard and kicking her ankles apart, thrust into her shouting, "It's in the hole."

As he started a good steady fucking a naked woman draped herself over the adjacent seat and shouted, "I'll have what she's having."

A man stepped forward and went to push himself into the woman but even hard his cock was still small. The woman looked over her shoulder and seeing the small cock sneered, "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

"Surely you can't be serious," said the man, then shrugging he closed his eyes like he was concentrating. Sharon watched in awe as his small cock grew until it was quite large. Opening his eyes he winked at Sharon whispering, "May the force be with you" before saying loudly, "Open the pod bay doors, HAL"

The woman reached behind and pulled her ass cheeks apart as she moaned, "Go ahead, make my day."

Sharon couldn't believe that this woman was going to try to take the large cock anally without lube, but that seemed to be the plan. The man pushed unsuccessfully to enter her dry hole before shouting, "Houston, we have a problem."

Spitting on his shaft he drove into the woman's ass burying himself to his balls. Sighing deeply he began to fuck her at a frantic pace moaning happily, "There's no place like home." "Smile you son of a bitch," grunted the man as he continued to thrust in and out of the woman's ass.

The man fucking Sharon was nearing his climax, his thrusts getting faster and more frantic until finally he exploded jetting deep inside with a cry of, "They're here." Before Sharon could orgasm herself, the man pulled out and casually wiped his cock across her ass cheeks before walking away as he said casually, "I'll be back... stick around."

"Are you not entertained?" said a voice near her and she woke with a start, realising it was all a dream. An usher was shaking her arm as the cinema emptied and the house lights came on. Walking out, she passed the labrador sitting by the exit, who winked as it whispered, "Hasta la vista, baby."