The Rublicious Escapades

"Happy Birthday, Ruby!"

I placed the large iced sponge cake on to the table, amongst the debris of our BBQ'd meal. Empty cans of beer, paper plates with leftover wing bones, smeared with sauces. The cake was smothered with pink frosting and RUBY crudely scrawled in piped blue icing.

Ruby drunkenly smiled at me, and kissed me on the cheek.

"Aw I love it, so cute!" she said, clapping her hands in applause.

It was just us two; we had rented a cabin, a cosy little place running by a river. There were no other properties around, the occasional fisher would coast by in their little boats but otherwise we had not seen another human for days. We were on the decking at the rear of the cabin, which had a simple wooden picnic table with cushions on the seating. I'd placed a cheap plastic tablecloth from a supermarket on top of the bench to try and make it look a bit more festive. It was late afternoon now, a hot summer day without a cloud in the sky. We had a portable speaker playing tunes from her phone, but the only other noise was the sound of the river, birds singing.

I haphazardly stuck candles into the top of the cake, while Ruby sat with her back leaning against the table top, arms and legs spread out, eyes shut, face to the sun, basking in the warmth. Her freckles were even more prominent today, her tanned skin glistening from sunscreen and sweat. She just had a simple pair of black lycra exercise shorts, a little black sports bralette on, tube socks and her battered pair of white converse. Her dark brown hair was held back in a ponytail.

We'd been together a few months now. Ruby made the first move, after she found out I liked her. One shift I'd let it slip to someone she had a "mathematically perfect ass," and the bigmouth had spread it around the offices within a day.

I wasn't kidding, though. She was shorter than me, top of her head level with my shoulder. Very petite, with small breasts. Slender but nicely toned legs that went up to the perfectly proportioned ass I admired so much. Very squeezable. Ruby always wore black leggings that showed off her figure. Any time she walked by, I couldn't help but stare and imagine slamming my face between those ample cheeks. Ruby was funny, with a dry wit and a bit of a rebellious streak.

She hated her supervisor and bitched about him and how lazy he was. If she had a spare minute or two she'd come hang out in our department to get a break from him.

Ruby was actually quite shy at times around me, but she could be flirty. After she found out what I said, she busted my balls about it for a bit before I asked her out for a drink. We'd been inseparable ever since. We'd fooled around, made out for hours and had some amazing oral sessions but not gone all the way yet.

I was worried the candles would blow out right away but I managed to get them lit.

"Time to make a wish, Rubylicious." This was the terrible name I sometimes called her. Ruby-doo or Rubles. I had no idea why she put up with it but I couldn't help myself. Bad Dad jokes vibes...

Ruby turned around on the bench seat. She had a mischievous look, with one eyebrow slightly raised. What had she been thinking about while sunning herself?

"I've got an idea. If I can get these candles to go out in one go, you have to make my wish come true." she propositioned.

"And what if you can't do it?"

"You still have to make my wish come true, it's my birthday you fucker!" she laughed.

"Fair enough!" I agreed.

With that, she stepped onto the bench, clambered on to the top of the table, knocking cans and paper plates to the floor.

"Hey, I gotta clean this all up!" I protested.

"Well it's about to get a lot filthier." and with that, she slipped her shorts down her legs, then lowered her thong, exposing her perfectly shaved cunt.

"What the fuck are you doing?" I laughed,

"Blowing out my candles!" And she squatted down, and spread her knees, exposing her pussy even more, and allowing me to now see that she had a jewelled buttplug perfectly sealing her delectable asshole.

I admired the view.

"I thought this was supposed to be your birthday, not mine!"

"Well, you've been a good boy and deserve a treat. Now shush, I need to concentrate."

I sipped on a beer, and wondered what she had planned.

With that, she used her fingers to gently prise apart her already wet lips. She must have got herself worked up sitting there concocting her scheme. I saw her pee hole blossom and a sudden jet of piss shot out. It cleared right over the cake, and landed at my feet.

"Whoops!" she giggled. "That was a practice shot, doesn't count."

I'm watching though my fingers as she then shoots another stream, this time a little better aimed. She carefully adjusts her body and fingers to aim the arc of clear pee down towards the cake.

"NO! I spent ages baking that!" I cried out

"You fucking liar, I was there when you bought it!"

I held my hands up in mock surrender.

"OK, it's your party!"

"Yeah, and I'll piss if I want to!"

And with that she sprayed the candles, they hissed as they were extinguished. The cake was completely soaked, as were my trainers, the table top, pools of piss collecting, weighing down the plastic tablecloth through the slats in the wood. Pee dribbled off the edge, making little delightful waterfalls.

I stared in disbelief at the carnage. I would've been mad except for the hardness in my pants. It was the coolest fucking thing I'd seen in my life.

"You've ruined the cake." I said.

"What are you going to do about it?" she swayed, putting her knees together, still squatting on the table.

"This." And I plunged my hand into the sopping wet cake, scooped out a handful and smooshed it into her pretty face as she shrieked.

"You prick! You fucking prick!" she spat bits of pissy sponge cake out. Then she grabbed a handful of cake and threw it at me. It missed, and slopped onto the floor.

"Oh you're in so much trouble!" I said, grabbed another handful, and despite her playful struggling, pulled the bralette away and pushed the sponge cake down, then released the cloth and started mashing the cake up against her breast, icing and soggy crumbs squishing free of the elasticated edges. Ruby laughed and screamed,

"Nooooo! I'm the birthday girl! You can't be mean to me!"

"You're a spoiled little brat and you need to be taught a lesson!" I laughed.

"Oh no I didn't mean to make Daddy mad!" Ruby had never called me that before. She mock pouted and giggled. It felt a bit weird, but I didn't dislike it. My cock certainly approved, I felt it twitch with excitement. This prompted me to take a chance, and I grabbed hold of her hips, pulled her towards me, and span her around, and positioned her so she was on all fours, like a pet at a show being presented to the Judges.

"And what's this?" I asked "Who said you could wear this, young lady?" And I gently tapped on the pink jewelled top of the buttplug. She quivered with excitement from the stimulation. I then ran my hand over that perfect ass, giving her cheeks a gentle squeeze.

"It's for my wish, Daddy." I've started rubbing her pussy now, it's juicy and wet from her excitement, and her firefighting performance. I lick my fingers to savour the taste. I'd not tasted pee before, and I guess from all the beer we had, I was surprised that it was just a gentle warmth to it and it tasted like water. I thought I would have to mask my distaste to not ruin the mood, but found I liked it. Ruby moans as I use my middle finger to stimulate her clit, and my thumb to carefully push on the plug. "I want you to fuck my virgin ass."

There's an incredible sensation in my groin, and my heart jumps several beats. The thought of fucking Ruby in the ass for our first time...

"I've been taking care of my virgin ass for days, Daddy; it's nice and clean and waiting for you."

I was a bit flustered, this was new for me and I stumbled my words a little as I told her she was a good girl and Daddy was proud. At this, her pussy gushed, fresh piss falling, and without a second thought I clamped my mouth right around and guzzled on the warm liquid. I drank it all while Ruby moaned with pleasure.

"Do you like it, Daddy? Do I taste delicious?" I hold a mouthful in and move to her face and kiss her, the warm water mixing in our mouths as our tongues swirl around. It dribbles out down over our faces. We fight over who can swallow the most down first and then with a gasp, release our interlocked lips.

"You taste glorious, Princess." I was getting into this. Ruby was pleased I was playing along. I told her to raise her arms up and I took her bralette off, exposing nipples standing erect, little crumbs and icing smeared all over. I start cleaning her with my tongue as she caressed my head, holding me to her bosom. I work my way down and around to her ass cheeks. Those perfect fucking peachy cheeks. Ruby shaves and waxes, but there's dainty fuzzy hair on those cheeks, I kiss her backside and can't help rubbing my face so I can feel the softness against my skin. There's a dampness too from where she's been sitting in the puddle on the table.

I then start licking at around the plug. Ruby's hand goes to pull the plug out but I grab hold of her wrist, and place her hand back down. She giggles,

"Sorry Daddy."

"It's OK, I just want to do it. I'll be gentle, I promise."

Ruby nods,

"I trust you Daddy. I know you wouldn't hurt your little princess."

"Never," I assure her and I go back to lapping at her asshole, savouring the salty taste of her sweat, mixed with warm pee and the taste of her cunt juices that must have ran down into that lovely crevice.

I gently massage the plug, and then with a thumb and forefinger, take hold of it's metal rim. I slowly, very carefully begin to pull.

Ruby's arms collapse from underneath her, she lies her face down on the back of her hands, her palms resting on the table and lets out a glorious moan.

I can see the muscles clenching and puckering as I manipulate the plug, gently twisting and pulling, marvelling at the hole begin to stretch. Ruby continues to moan and whimper as the plug opens her up, nearing closer to freeing the fattest part. I hold for a moment as the plug stretches her to it's limit, allowing her time to enjoy the sensation. I kiss and caress her bum.

"You OK, Ruby?" I check on her.

She nods, face still pressed against the back of her hand.

"Yes. I'm so happy Daddy. You're so good to me." she smiles, "I'm ready."

I take a firmer grip now and begin to slowly edge the plug out. The skin pulled tight around the plug begins to relax, she lets out a glorious sigh, and there's another little spurt from her pussy. I carefully lift the plug away. I can't resist and I suck on it.

"Oh can I have a taste too, Daddy?"

"Yes, Princess," and I hold the plug to her mouth, Ruby licks and sucks on it.

"Hmmm. I think I taste delicious, don't you Daddy?"

"I do," I reply. "Come here, I want you to hold yourself open for me so I can admire you."

"Yes Daddy."

She lifts up and I put her hands on each of her cheeks and help her to spread her hole open for me. I stand there, like a proud artist admiring their work. She's up on her knees, with her back straight.

"I want to take a picture." and she nods. I reach into my pocket, take out my phone.

"Look over your shoulder at me, Princess." She does as I tell her.

"Good girl, now give me a smile."

Ruby does, she smiles a nice big wide smile, teeth flashing and joy in her eyes as I take a photo of her, hands on her bum, spreading her butthole wide open for me.

I put the phone away, and then go back to her. With her still holding that position, I slightly lean her forward and begin licking the rim of her asshole. I lubricate her with my saliva, and then work my tongue deep inside. She shudders and moans. I massage her buttcheeks as I push my face right between them, finally able to fulfil my desires to completely devour her ass. I do this for as long as I can before my jaw and tongue begin to ache. I don't even want to stop, I wish I could stay there.

The table won't support both of us, so I stand up, and help her down so now she's kneeling on the cushioned bench seat, leaning forward with that wonderful ass sticking up in the air so I can get to her easily.

"Are you ready for your present now?"

She moans; "Yes Daddy, please. Fuck my ass. Fuck me in the ass and don't let me touch myself. Make me be a good girl for you."

I'm nervous as hell, and excited. I also have a terribly filthy idea. I grab a scoop of the icing from the cake and begin to work it around her ass, and push some deep inside. She gasps as I do so and giggles.

"Daddy, that feels so funny. I like it."

She goes to touch her pussy and I gently move her hands away, shaking my head.

"I'm sorry Daddy, I forgot. Thank you for remembering for me." I stroke her hair, leaving bits of cake crumbs icing and kiss her softly, still fingering her asshole.

"Are you ready, baby?" I ask.

Her ponytail bobs up and down as she nods.

I quickly drop my trousers and pants, hopping out of them. I am rock hard. I scoop up some of her pee and use it to lubricate my dick, getting myself ready. Then I stand behind her, and use one hand to gently ease my dick towards her waiting, trembling ass. I gently tease around the outside with the tip and then begin to gently push myself inside her.

Ruby lets out a wild moan, and I kiss her bare back and neck, she turns and kisses me. I let her release her grip on her cheeks, a lovely handprint on each from where she kept herself ready for me. I'm in as far in as I can go now, and I feel the muscles contract and grip on to my dick.

It feels so fucking good. I have both hands on Ruby's hips as I begin to slide slightly out and then back in, gently getting into a rhythm that is right for her. I then get braver and start to pull out to the edge of fully withdrawing, then pushing back in. She's gasping and moaning, arms tense to support her but she's relaxing into it and enjoying the new feelings she's experiencing.

"Go harder Daddy. Faster. Please!"

I do as she asks, fucking her tight ass like I've wanted to from the first day I met her. Her butt cheeks cushioning me as slam hard into her. I'm worried I'm hurting her, she has tears welling up around her eyes and I take it down a gear.

"No Daddy, fuck me hard, fuck me like a little whore, please Daddy."

Jesus Christ.

Now I'm hammering away, she's leaned with her back against my chest, and I'm deep way inside. She's grinding her ass against me, pushing herself harder and further on to my cock and I have my hands around her tits, pinching and stroking her nipples, Ruby with her right hand reached back, guiding my rhythm with her hand, showing me how to fuck her hard, her other hand stroking my hair and caressing the back of my neck.

The sweat on her back glistens in the sunlight as I pound her into submission. She has collapsed forward onto the table top now, tits and face down in the puddle of her own fluids.

I've been, somehow, holding it back. But I can't any longer. The sight of her broken in and degraded, but with a satisfied smile on her face like that is too much. We lock eyes and she can see it in my face I can't resist any more.

She laughs with glee; "Do it, fill me up Daddy, I want you to cum in my ass. Do it for me, please!"

I roar as I fill her up. I grab her and wrap my arms around her, embracing her, pulling her so tight to me, still pumping away, her cries of joy filling the air. I slow down as I drain myself into her, until we're just gently rocking and swaying, kissing each other. I slowly pull out and a delicious mixture begins to seep out, running down her beautiful thighs.

Ruby collapses back forward again. I look in wonder as her asshole quivers and opens and closes. I feel all that beer we've been drinking build up. I take aim and wash her soiled butthole and pussy down with warm, clear piss. She shrieks with glee at the sensation, the water running over her ass, she rubs her hands through it, washing herself down, and holding her pussy open so my stream can stimulate her clit.

Ruby turns around and opens wide, my piss now pouring into her mouth, running over her tongue. She takes a couple of gulps from the last drops I expel, and lets the rest fall from her mouth, down all over her tits and licks her lips.

Then she sits with her bum up on the table top again, and we kiss.

"Thank you Daddy. Can I touch myself now?"

"Yes, princess."

"Sit down and watch me," she commands.

I place myself between her legs on the bench seat. She scoots back a bit until she's fully on the table. Ruby slips the thong off from around her ankles and spreads her legs wide. She begins to masturbate for me, I watch as her slender fingers work at her soft, fluffy labia. She alternates between rubbing her clit and pushing her fingers deep inside. Then she clamps her thumb onto her clit and works from the inside with her fore and middle finger, moaning louder and louder. She raises up on her legs and one hand, and I watch as once again, her pussy blossoms open and a torrent of clear liquid blasts out, this time with me fully in the firing line. I gleefully hold my tongue out and feel the warm water fall onto my taste buds, splashing onto my face and soaking my T-shirt. But the show isn't over yet.

Ruby rests back down, then raises her feet up into the air. She takes her trainers off one at a time. She even holds one to her face and inhales deeply. I take the other one and do the same. Sure, it's a stinky trainer, and smells like anyone else's but because it's hers, I'm intoxicated by her scent. Then with her soft, fluffy socks still on, the bottoms dark with sweat and dirt, she holds her feet in the air, and forces another stream of piss into the air, a torrent that soaks her socks right through.

Oh My God.

I feel myself getting hard again already, watching this beautiful girl put on a show just for me. The piss starts to turn the socks a faint yellow colour, and the liquid runs along and down her legs, drenching the table top even more,

The stream slows to a trickle, and as it does, she begins to suck on her own feet, drinking up the pee from her socks, gasping and moaning. Then she slips one of the drenched bits of cloth off and holds it to her pussy to soak up the last drops, and she rubs the wet garment against her clit. I can't help myself. I grab her other socked foot, and start sucking on it, feeling her toes wriggle around inside, drinking up the slightly saltier fluid than before. This increases her fervour as she begins to grind down onto her sopping wet wank sock. Then she begins to feed it into her pussy, while rubbing her clit with her other hand. She rises back up on to her legs again, the dirty, piss soaked sock dangling from her pussy, as she works her clit, moaning and legs shaking as she orgasms.

I can't believe it. I need to feel a release again and I reach up, and with a shriek from Ruby, I yank the pussy sock away, plunge it on to my cock and begin wanking. I don't even know how I'm hard again so soon, or if I even have anything left to give but I frantically need to fuck that sock. It doesn't take long, with our eyes locked, we each wank ourselves to climax and I spunk all over the inside of the pussy juice soaked piss sock, while Ruby turns herself into a human fountain again, covering us both with her cum.

I'm completely drained, but still hard; so with all the strength I have left to muster, I grab hold of her, and ram my cock deep into her pussy for the first time and I fuck her hard as she trembles from the continuous orgasms. Arms wrapped around each other, embracing and kissing. And then when she can't take any more, I gently come to a stop, and we collapse down onto the floor, lying in a glorious mess.