The Rublicious Escapades

I don't usually put content warnings in the start of my stories. If you've read any of my previous tales, you know they can get a bit explicitly wild, with my favourite kink being watersports. This story doesn't feature that, but picks up on the cake stuffing Ruby received in an earlier story. It gave Ruby ideas and the lass can't get enough of it. I can't be held responsible for the things she makes me write. This story features anal and vaginal stuffing of food items, and they are then consumed after being excreted. This is not a scat story, as that's not my thing, there is no scatological content in this story but I guess this could be considered scat adjacent or at least be triggering. I personally consider it to be extreme wet and messy/food play but I wanted to warn you fully to avoid upsetting anyone when this is just meant to be a bit of Easter themed nonsense that I cooked up while daydreaming at work.

Easter Bun Fun.

Easter Bun Fun.

Ruby delicately licked around the tip of the crème filled chocolate egg. It glistened in the light as her tongue lubricated the hard, dairy milk shell.

"Yummy!"

I'd woken up on Easter morning to find her sitting at the end of our sleeping bag. Her erect, pink nipples shivered in the crisp morning air, exposed by a barely there white fur edged peekaboo bra that cradled her tits. She was framed by the triangle shape roof of the tent, with her legs spread wide open, exposing her cunt. Her skin goose pimpled from the chill, and the fine peach fuzz upon her mostly nude body caught the sunlight from through the open tent flaps. The only other clothing she seemed to be wearing was a pair of bunny feet shaped slippers, white furry cuffs around her wrists and a pair of Bunny ears on her head, one jauntily bent down at an angle.

She giggled and scrunched up her little painted on bunny nose and whiskers.

"Happy Easter!" Ruby excitedly greeted me to the new day. I began to sit up, ready to pounce upon her, but she pushed me back down.

"Tsk! Not yet! This little bunny isn't ready for you yet!" She licked at the egg again, and lowered it down towards her crotch. I silently watched, open mouth with shock as she teased around the lips, parted them with one hand and then began to push the egg inside. A tiny slither of pussy juice began to coat the egg, and melting chocolate smeared her labia.

"Ooh!" Ruby gasped and moaned as she played up for her solo audience, biting her bottom lip and watching disbelieving eyes as she worked the Easter egg up until it disappeared.

My cock throbbed and ached underneath the fabric of the sleeping bag and I felt my heart beating hard and fast. Ruby could see the pained look in my eyes at the denial.

"Not yet! You'll get your turn soon. Be patient." With that, she picked another egg out of the box, and unwrapped the foil. Locking eyes with, she began to lubricate this egg too. The little pink tip running around the narrowed end, teasing it, letting a dribble of saliva run down her tongue and onto the chocolate before bathing the rest of the egg with her drool. Once sufficiently wet, she popped this one into her pussy too.

I sat amazed, watching as her cunt spread open to accept the chocolatey treat, swallowed the egg and then closed back up, hiding the sweet treat away, with only a few droplets of melted chocolate to betray the secret. She shivered and giggle involuntarily as the fluff around her tits tickled her nipples.

"What do you think? One more?" She asked, picking up a third out of the box.

I nodded silently and enthusiastically. She slowly stripped the egg of it's foil wrapper, popped it whole into her mouth before slowly pushing it out, dripping with chocolate infused spit. Then she began to cram the third one in, with a bit more difficulty than the previous two. It slid around and popped out before she was able to force it all the way in. Streaks of chocolate coated her inner thighs and all around her pubic mound. I wanted to lick it all up.

"You'll need to clean all this up for me." Ruby purred. "But first we need to make a bit more of a mess."

Reaching into her rucksack, she took out a fresh 12 pack of crème filled eggs.

"You can't be serious?" I laughed. "That third one barely made it in."

"These are going somewhere else." She waggled her eyebrows and flipped around, her bunny ears bouncing and trembling as she did; facing out of the tent and with her arse presented towards me. To top off the outfit, a fluffy bunny tail plug was crammed into her butt. I gave it a little squeeze.

"And you have to help me put them all in!" Ruby chuckled.

I should've suspected something like this. After her birthday party, Ruby had been obsessed with getting up to as much bum fun as possible, using toys, food and various household items. The slime eggs had been her favourite.

"Come on, the sooner you get them in my arse, the sooner we can fuck each others brains out!" She wiggled her butt, wobbling her cheeks in an enticing way.

I clambered out of the sleeping bag, barely keeping my composure, and sank my teeth into her juicy buttocks. Ruby squealed with excitement and slapped me away.

"Eggs!" She chastised me. I tore open the packaging and took out one out. I grabbed hold of her cute fluffy tail, and gently began to tug. Ruby let out a little sigh as it began to slide out. I stared intently as the plug spread her open as I removed it. Gathering up as much spit as I could, I hocked a big globule, and teased it around the rim with my tongue. She gasped and squealed as I licked her arsehole as I pull the tail out completely.

"Quick, the egg!" She pleaded.

I gave it a quick lick and pushed the tapered end against her puckered hole; twisting and gently pushing, it began to work its way inside. Ruby let out a satisfied gasp into the morning air, the sun warming her face. She looked out over the field we'd camped overnight in, alone with no one to pry upon our filthy deeds.

The egg was halfway in now, and the heat from her body was causing the shell to start to melt already. I couldn't help myself and licked up a little bit from the rumpled skin around her arsehole, smacking my lips with satisfaction.

"Naughty! You'll spoil your appetite." Ruby teased. I caressed her beautiful bare bottom and planted a kiss on one of her cheeks. She smiled and purred, leaning forward and arching her back. With a gentle nudge and with Ruby working her sphincter muscles, the egg finally went all the way in; at first the chocolate shell was flush, spreading her hole open a little to display the branding, and then with a wink, it vanished deep inside.

"11 more to go! You sure you can take them all?" I asked.

"Yep!" She beamed with a smug smile.

I think I was more nervous than her. Time to get cracking! I unwrapped another egg, and was more generous with my saliva this time, giving it a good coating. It worked and the second popped in easily with Ruby giving a little shudder of pleasure.

"Oh yes, fill me up, baby!" She pleaded, looking over her shoulder with a begging look in her eyes. I felt the ache in my groin again. Ruby knew her games always worked me into a frenzy. I decided to tease her back, and pulled my shorts down, exposing my hardened cock. I gave it a couple of strokes to try and ease the yearning, massaging my balls, pulling my sheath back to show her how I was already leaking precum from her antics. Ruby bit her lip and looked at me with desire, then shut her eyes and looked away.

"Oooh you naughty tease! Not yet! I want my eggs!" She waggled her bunny feet, pounding them against the ground in a mock tantrum. I laughed and gave her a gentle smack across one cheek. She gasped and put her face in her hands, muffling a squeal of delight.

"You'll get your eggs."

I began feverishly feeding them in, barely giving her time between each one to compose herself. A third, fourth and fifth were pushed in. She was cradling her head on the floor, and had slipped a hand between her thighs to massage her clit. I would've slapped her hand away, but the sight of her fingering her chocolatey cunt was far too enjoyable to stop her. Dribbles of melted chocolate egg ran down her thighs and coated her bum cheeks, and I would take stolen moments to lick at the delicious goo running from her holes, intensifying her pleasure as I stuffed her up while she furiously frigged herself.

"Oh fuck yes!" She screamed, not a care for if anyone could hear. I was up to to nine eggs before the resistance started to become a problem. Chocolate covered her arse, her thighs, was all over my face and some was even on her lips from where she couldn't resist a taste, licking at her fingers occasionally. One of her nipples was stained brown from where I had tugged upon it while ramming an earlier egg in. We were a mess.

"Push harder, I can take it!" Ruby demanded. The egg was starting to crack a little, white goo seeping out of the gap in the shell. I took the tenth egg out of it's wrapper, and used that to help me push the ninth slowly into the straining hole.

"I think you're full!" I protested.

"Fuck off! No way, I can take them. You're not getting anything until all twelve eggs are in my bum!" Ruby was determined to pull this off, it had become a matter of pride for her. Using the momentum from the ninth egg, I kept pushing the tenth egg as hard as I could without risking breaking it. Ruby moaned and gasped as I twisted and pushed, wiggled her backside around trying to make more room. Perhaps from the previous eggs melting inside, the tenth eventually went in fully.

"Only two more!" Ruby cheered. Her eyes were damp, but smiling and I held my hand to her face to stroke her proudly. She nuzzled my hand and licked at my thumb.

"Hurry up! Get those eggs in my arse!" She snapped out of her dazed revelry. I quickly unwrapped the last two eggs. I figured they'd both need to go in one after the other, just cram them in. Ruby could take it. With her hands spreading her cheeks wide open, and blowing air out her puckered lips, she relaxed and opened herself up as wide as she could. The dark, chocolate coated hole opened enticingly, a goopy, gooey mixture of chocolate and crème seeping out. I crammed the penultimate egg into the soup and pushed hard. With a cry from Ruby, it slid in and submerged under the surface, broken bits of chocolate eggshell floating to the top. Ruby cried with joy, cheering herself at taking in the eleventh egg.

"Last one!" I told her. She braced herself and then relaxed, wriggling her butt around and blowing air out like she was in labour.

"I feel so full already, I love it." She told me.

I lubricated the final egg and held it against the rim. Slowly I began to push. The pressure pushing back was immense, I didn't think it would go, but it finally gave and her arsehole gobbled it up, disappearing in the blink of an eye. With a sigh and a gasp of relief, Ruby collapsed onto her back on the soft grass.

I didn't give her time to recuperate, I was so wound up and ready to go. I plunged my hard cock into her cunt, her legs clamped around my waist as I thrust in and out. The eggs had melted, filling her pussy with chocolate and crème, and as I pumped away, it seeped and squelched and squirted out. Ruby squealed with delight, holding her arms tight around my neck as I fucked her gooey cunt, coating my dick in chocolate.

"Fuck yes! Yes! Fuck my sweet chocolate cunt!" Ruby goaded me on. "Oh God I feel so stuffed up. I love it!" She laughed. Her holes were oozing as I pumped her harder and harder. By the way my breathing changed, Ruby knew I couldn't hold it in much more and she pushed against my chest as hard as she could, pushing me off her and onto my back.

"Wait!" She cried. Then she swung her legs over my face, straddling me, and dropped her chocolate egg muff into my face. Without hesitating, I eagerly ate her out, chocolate and creamy goo filling my mouth as I gobbled down the sweet, sticky mess. Ruby gyrated her hips and rubbed herself all over my face as I hungrily devoured her. In return, she gently sucked and licked my chocolate coated dick. Lumps of melted chocolate dripped and poured out of her into my mouth, and I swallowed down every bite. Greedy for more, I spread open her arse cheeks and lapped at the tightly pucker hole, dipping my tongue in and cleaning around the rim to suck up every drop. As Ruby blew me harder, working my dick faster and greedily feasting upon my chocolate cock, she relaxed her sphincter. My eyes widening in fear as her tiny hole gaped open, and the dozen eggs crammed inside pushed against the weakening exit.

For a moment I considered making an escape. But as her arsehole blossomed, and the goo began to seep out, a desire took hold, and I pushed my lips up to the opening. I trusted Ruby. Like icing from a piping bag, the white creamy goo with chunks of melting chocolate erupted and splattered over my face and into my eagerly waiting mouth. As Ruby let go, the flow quickened, and I struggled to keep up, swallowing down as much as I could as my mouth filled with the delicious crème and sweet dairy milk. I buried my face in her snatch and kneaded her cheeks with my fingers, spreading her wide open. I tongue fucked her dripping, sweet cunt and gobbled up every drop from her seeping, gushing arse. Ruby came hard, pushing harder onto my face, and with my hands digging into her butt cheeks I took it all. The sensation was too much as Ruby pumped her arm firmly, my cock exploded hot sticky cum all over her face, into her hair and dripping over her hands before she had a chance to lock her lips back around my shaft. She feverishly lapped at it as it mixed with the chocolate, then resumed sucking, ramming my cock as far down as she could take it, coughing and spluttering. We drained each other and gorged upon every inch of each other until exhaustion overtook us.

I reached over to the discarded bunny tail and popped it back in it's home. Ruby crawled her way up into my arms, and we kissed as we fell back to into a satisfied sleep in the morning sunlight.

The End

The End