Pix and Bits

Heading to Our Wedding

Back home and making plans. Wedding at Kev's place soon!

We stayed around the dorm for another week, as I finished most of my TA duties up. Sue finally told me to go home and get ready for the wedding and she was going to do the same. And said she knows how to find me if necessary. So I went to find Bits and we packed up the car. Not too much, we travel pretty light! Ha HA! Made it to Jo's condo in Amesbury in time for supper. She had a new gas grill and was cooking burgers. Not fancy but after cafeteria food for months, it was so good! As we ate Jo said she had a phone message for us. From the "World Famous Golden Banana"? They are having an amateur reunion and want to have us come down?

She had one brow raised and I could see her lips quiver with a smile. I said they just like us because we start out bareass and smiled. Bits said we can go, did Jo want to come with? Not sure about Jo but Chloe sure did! Soon we were checking the date and deciding it worked, making plans to go. Jo asked if she should go bare or dressed, because she wants to show off too. I was kinda surprised but happy too. Chloe looked very happy.

After a few days of lazing about and resting we all drove down to Saugus for the big "reunion". Jo did go nude with us, which was fun too. And we saw Angela again, she was working here now, but was also here tonight for the big reunion. Seemed to be a good audience draw too, ad they had us all at a large table near the stage, making the audience happy. Especially since none of us had clothes to put back on! Woot!

Had fun, drank too much but still made it home safely. Bits drove us back that night, girlfriend can drink! Doesn't seem to affect her much no matter what she drinks. Jo was back to wearing clothes most of the time, but was being naked around home most times. Chloe was happier, and was hoping that maybe Jo would go nude in the world full time too but so far, nope.

But she did tell Chloe and us too that she was willing to be nude for the wedding and was even looking forward to it. And she and Chloe were going to a nudist spot in Florida, with a day trip to Disneyworld for their honeymoon. We all liked that, and their trip sounded pretty fun too! And very soon it was time to head to Halifax! I called and Kev said to come the night before, and we can sleep over, since Sue lives in the next town over there are extra beds available.

So we did that, and had a fun night before the wedding, since we all kinda got engaged together, really. Well, except for Kev and Nat, anyway. Kev brought up our combat with the Seals, and it was clear that everyone but us, Sue and the Dean thought nothing major happened, other than us winning. Which they thought was pretty cool. Nat even mentioned what a good actor the fake dead guy was! Weird, but very likely good for them. That night in our room Bits told me she had to tell me a thing. Not something, but a thing. I was nervous and she could tell right away. Bits took my hand, looked me in the eye and told me she loved me dearly and deeply and always will. And her mom is a goddess. So she will be one someday too, just not yet. Now is her time to live in the world, and learn about it. And so far the best part is learning me! WooT! I stopped being afraid and uncertain and also kissed the heck out of her! I asked if that means I will get old and she won't? Because that would suck, no question. Bits said not unless I wanted to, because her mom had given her a special gift just for me. I won't get to be a goddess, but will gain some of her attributes, one being that I will be kind of eternal.

We had to talk about all that for while, til I was sure it was a good idea. No prob with being with Bits forever, just wanted to be sure nothing was gonna bite my ass if I went for it. She told me the only thing to worry about was that her enemies would also be mine. That made me grin really because they already were! No one gets to my girl unless they go through me! We talked (and kissed a lot) til almost dawn, got a couple hours of sleep and went down to breakfast when Kev's mom called us.

Lovely woman, must have been nice to have a mom like that to grow up with. Mom gave us fresh squeezed OJ and Bits smiled as she dropped a pearl into my glass as she handed to me.

No one noticed and I never saw that pearl again. But I felt different. I gave Bits a questioning look and she smiled and nodded. Nice gift from my mom in law, gotta say. As we ate, Kev's mom, who we all were calling mom at her request, asked if any other parents were coming. Jo quickly said that ours were not even invited.

And Kev looked up saying "Don't ask".

I think his mom is too cool to even need the warning. Chloe said her dad was coming, look for a handsome older man in a blue suit. Sue said her parents were out of the country but sent good wishes and a check with them. Nat looked at Chloe and said it will be funny if her dad is the only one with clothes on and Chloe laughed.

"I know! Most of my life I was the only one naked, but dad always let me do what I wanted, and supported me every time!"

Jo said it must be great to have a parent like that. I asked if her mom was nice and supportive too and she got a cloud on her face for just a second, then brightened again.

"I never had a chance to know. She died when I was only two years old. But I sometimes remember a pretty woman with golden hair rocking me and singing softly."

Bits got an odd look, like she was hearing something we couldn't for almost a minute then smiled. "Your mama sang you the mockingbird song and she loved you very, very much. And she IS here to watch you get married like she has watched you all your life."

Well, you coulda dropped a bomb and gotten less results! Everyone was looking stunned or at least confused. Except Sue and I wondered if she knew, or guessed.

Jo looked straight at me and I raised my hands. "My sweetie is kinda special, didn't I say that?"

Chloe came around the table and gave Bits the biggest hug and cried a little. I patted her back and said that sounded pretty sweet to me, her mom was still watching her and always had, and she loved her lots too!"

Chloe ran to the kitchen and Jo followed, of course. I was pretty sure she was OK and just needed to blow her nose and maybe wash he face. Yep, they came back and she was still blotting her eyes, and with a smile said "Allergies" No one said a word or chuckled. Excellent friends, right? She gave Bits another hug, around the neck and kissed her on the cheek too saying "Thank you so much" in a soft voice.

Bits said "Oh, you're welcome" and patted her bum! Ha HA! My sweetie, I love her!

Nat spoke up and told us her parents might get here, but as sweet as they are, they kind of get lost pretty easy. And may or may not be dressed, too. That got a few soft laughs and some grins.

Annie spoke up "My mom is here already, but I have bigger boobs!"

Her mom gave her a hug and a kiss while we all laughed. Sue told her mom she had very nice breasts, and her ass was pretty fine too, and Annie gave Sue a hug just as her mom did, turning that into a three way. And I had to kiss Bits for whispering that was true but my ass was nicer! WooT! Go my ass! Ha HA! Mom and Nat took off then to pick up the cake and a few of us cleaned up to be nice. (Mom had told us to leave it all, but why not help your friends, right?) Annie said she and Mom had spent two days getting the food ready, but they had the town baker make the cake. And it was going to be wonderful, she was sure.

When they returned mom told us not to peek, we have to wait till after the vows, or no cake for us! Kev said it was safer to believe her and Annie nodded. I was sure there was a family story there. But you never hear every detail. Then mom looked at her watch and said we should all get dressed in our wedding outfits and about laughed her bum right off! I told her she was a lot more fun than my 'rents and Jo grinned as she nodded.

Even Bits said her mother was of course perfect, but if she had to choose a replacement she was the best available. I think it took mom a minute to work that one out and then she grabbed Bits up in a big hug. Pretty soon people started appearing. They had a big yard, and had set out benches and chairs on the lawn and a speaker's podium in front of the lilacs. I think they were a hedge once, now they were an actual grove of lilac and just gorgeous. And wow they smelled great! Mom or Annie had gotten the equivalent of a jug band somehow. One flute, a violin and a bass fiddle, plus a slim and a sweet looking girl with a wonderful voice who looked about fourteen but couldn't have been. I found later from Kev that she was older than me, and just stopped looking older around fourteen, as it seemed. Cool but weird, right? Makes you want to be her til you think that one through.

Kev and Annie were seating people, sort of. More like hugging and pointing. They had also set a piece of plywood across a couple sawhorses and with a pretty cloth turned it into a buffet table. Neat and useful trick I thought. They also had some yard furniture, presumably for afterwards, to give people places to sit, or at least perch. I hadn't seen Catherine arrive but suddenly she was in front pf the lilacs, wearing a long crimson silk stole with golden dragons embroidered down it's length, and a pair of knee high dark green boots, with about a three inch heel. That was all, too, and wow! Annie no longer had the best boobs in the room!

Mom sent us back to the house, so we could make an entrance with the band playing. Jo and Kev stayed near the podium and the rest of us went to the house. Chloe went first, and her father met her a few feet behind the chairs, to walk with her right to Jo. None of that giving her away nonsense, he was just being a proud parent accompanying his daughter as she walked to her new life.

Nat went next, and two naked, plump and very pink people popped up from somewhere to escort her to the lilacs. They looked pretty cute and I was betting she had real nice parents. Annie and Sue had mom walk between them all the way to the front.

Watching I saw what looked like a fox dart out from the lilacs. A fox with too many tails. And then I felt a hand on my shoulder, and turning my head, saw not Bits, but our mom! As naked as us with a pair of red and gold slippers on her tiny feet.

"Saying "Of course I must see my two beautiful daughters wed" as she took our hands, just like Annie's mom had. I could see a tiny smile in Bits' face as we walked down, I knew mine was real big. As she left us at the lilacs I felt a quick pat on my bottom, and then she was gone.

The band switched to a soft and soothing melody, and Catherine stood tall at the podium. She started things off and then we each said words we had written for our spouses one at a time. Heard a few sniffs from the seats behind us, musta been allergies, right? The vows took about ten or twelve minutes, no one was in a rush. And thankfully no one was recreating a Coleridge epic! Whew, big save there am I right?

Catherine pronounced us all married, actually husband and wife, facing Kev and Nat, then wives, facing the rest of us. And told us we may now kiss each other. And we all did, oh yeah! Then turned o hug and kiss our friends too! Catherine smiled at all of us and Bits and I went right to her and gave her a big hug. And sneakily kissed her boobs, why not? I told ya they were awesome, right? We grinned at each other and did it at the same time, it was great. And she loved it too. And no one noticed. Almost. Because I looked up and saw a golden peahen perched atop the lilacs, and I swear she was smiling at us!

I pointed this out to Bits and she smiled. "Oh, you knew mom would have to watch, right?" and giggled. Now I wondered what else mom watched? OK with me, I decided, I always was a show off! We didn't need a reception line, we just crowded around each other and everyone else crowded around us all. A lot of shaking hands, hugging and kissing happened. Nat's parents were really cute. Soft and pink, and I thought they must have some kind of indoor jobs, maybe teaching or something. Nope, field archaeologists. Nat said they can find a thousand year old battlefield, but not the corner store and giggled. I asked about the lack of tan or sunburn and she said they just didn't. Odd, but my mother in law is kinda unique so who am I to squawk? Seriously, right? About then Catherine showed why she was the Dean and took right over, becoming our master of ceremonies. Old school too.

First she talked to the band which caused our sweet young singer to pull a lute from somewhere (again, not judging, me) and as they began to play a dancing tune, kinda Irish I was thinking, Catherine told us to get out there and dance. Most of us were used to jumping when she said anything so in a quick second we were out in the middle of the lawn. Anyone wearing shoes just kicked them off and we all danced. In couples at first, and then we all wound up in a Celtic sort of circle dance. Our audience clapped at first and then formed up a second circle themselves. Maybe a little help from mom and Catherine.

After a bit we all took a break to rest, and eat some of the fine looking buffet mom had spread out for us all. Catherine gave us enough time to eat and relax, and then said something to mom. Mom, Annie and Nat went to the house and came back with the cake and a long knife. Mom cut the cake, which I was grateful for. I always thought that part was stupid, two people holding a knife symbolizes accidental blood loss in my opinion! Not any kind of happy union for sure. The cake was just wow! Roses all over, leaves and vines twining around and all made of edible frosting, yay! Pink, Yellow and lavender roses, brown vines and green leaves. The cake was chocolate, rich and moist, and the buttercream was almost divine. Bits said so, and go argue with the daughter of a goddess yourself. I won't do it!

After that we all danced some more, and of course people chatted in small groups. After a while people started to make excuses and leave, probably so we can all go on our honeymoons? Turned out Sue and Annie were also going to naked land in Florida, same big nude park Jo and Chlo were heading for. And yes, I did call them Jo & Chlo out loud a couple times, they seemed to like it too. I asked and Nat told me she and Kev were going too, it sounded like fun, and they could be naked a lot.

Before she left Catherine told us we looked beautiful together and told Bits to thank her mom for the lovely stole she had worn for the ceremony. Bits just grinned, as usual. But I can scrute her, yes I can! Ha HA! I was surprised as heck when she asked if I want to ride with Jo and Chlo or by ourselves, and held up a pair of plane tickets. Seemed our mom slipped them to her before leaving! I barely even know the woman and I like her a lot. We went with my big sis and her baby bride, which of course I teased her about. Little sisters job, really.

Bits told them we were along for a few days and then off for the Caribbean to play at being pirates. Jo grinned and said to have fun, and bring back any spare lasses! Chloe gave her a sold punch too! When we had a moment I asked if we were really going to the Caribbean. Bits grinned and said we were heading to Key West instead to play naked. I kissed her and said I love how she thinks! In those years you could go naked in most of Key West and if you were not doing something criminal, no one would stop you. Plus they had a ton of tourists to look at us all day long, sweet!

Naked camp near Tampa was pretty nice, several hundred nude people, families and all. They also had a couple of night clubs, pools and hot tubs, etc. Place was huge and awesome. I had to ask Bits what this was costing us? She grinned and said mom was paying, or someone will think she did, at least and laughed. Showed me later at a place in Disney we had lunch in.

The waitress was snotty, and Bits handed her twenties to pay, and another for a tip. Except Bits had empty hands and so did the waitress. Yeah! Go be snotty to a demigoddess again, bitch! After Disney we said our goodbyes and in the AM left for the Keys.

Pretty drive with ocean on both sides for the last bit. My sweetie had rented us a BMW convertible and it was pretty sweet. She may have even paid for it! Kinda doubt it, this nut didn't fall far from that tree at all! No matter, I love her anyway. And she is all mine. So I don't get jealous if she pats a bum here and there, I know whose she wants to snuggle with forever. Mom made these reservations too and we had a second floor room on Duval Street. The second was the top floor, most buildings were one or two stories here.

About a block Away was the Bull and Whistle. The Bull was the ground floor restaurant and bar. The Whistle was a large bar on the second floor. And on the roof with a view of much of the Key, was the Garden of Eden. They had a sign saying: Drinking is mandatory, Clothing is Optional. And they meant it. I don't know how legal we were, although I knew the town had a rep for naked people, especially along Duval Street. But maybe Bits was working here and there too.

We had no trouble as we went all over Key west fully naked, other than our Wonder Woman bracers. Which many people liked, if they noticed them. You did have to look away from our boobs and bums to notice, after all! Not to mention our gorgeous faces! Oops! Mentioned them! Just the truth, though. We are as good as it gets, gotta say. Key West sure thought so! I think we could have taught a group of nuns bad habits! HA HA! Have to remember that one for Catherine. She will love it, or possibly spank me. Maybe both? Ha HA!

We spent a week there, wandering around the island, talking to people, letting anyone who cared to stare, and loving it. We were both ready when the week was over though. Time to head off to something new. By plan or chance, landed at Logan same time almost as Jo and Chloe. With Bits it could be both, do not ever bet with her! Or against her either. Girl is one lucky duckling. They were only a little surprised to see us, and we all drove home together.

That summer passed quickly. My stipend continued through the summer, so I did not need to find a summer job. Just do some things for Sue and the project. Which I was calling "Project Nekkid Day" in my head. Maybe wishful thinking, but it was clear that some powerful people had an interest, or this would not even be happening. Bits never seemed to need to work, maybe she just convinced everyone she had already paid? Who knows, but she did alright, it seemed. If we needed something, it was provided. We drove up the Maine coast. Naked, of course. Yet it seemed the police never stopped us, or even confronted us. Our fairy godmother's work, or just Bits luck? Whatever, it was fun.

Went to a very pretty beach, and had a blast, swimming in the surf, then body surfing onto the beach. Played beach volleyball with some locals, surprising them that the tiny naked gals could actually play. And win. Bits (and me too!) was all about winning!

We also took a few days and drove up to Toronto. Beautiful old city, loved it. Nice people too, friendly and cheerful. And seeming not to care at all that we were moving through their city naked. Bits told me it was harder if you stayed long term, but took less effort for short term changes. Just like normal life, I thought. I also thought it was kind of cool to have found and married my very own demigoddess! Best part -- would have loved her anyway!

Thank you for reading! Hope you are having fun. Check back for more -- gonna be a long trip.