Pix and Bits

Patrols and Trolls!

Patrols start, we go to Salem for Halloween and of course trouble happens!

A week before Halloween we started patrols. Usually at least 4, in two pairs. Me and Bits took our share too, we were not sit at the office leaders. And our team knew that. Our regular setup was the two pairs, who did elongated figure eights. And one or two roving supervisors who used more of a z, or lightning pattern. It was our thought and time proved it that we would cover more campus this way than had been done as yet. We wanted to make the campus safe, and stop things before they even began. Cherry Bomb and the Marylou were allowed to go solo, like us. Jude and Mickey we asked to stick to each other for now. One on one, no worries, but two or three on one, hmm. So not yet.

Since either me or Bits could take a patrol or cover a supervisor solo, we had enough to get it done without strain on any one person or pair. And via Sue, the Dean gave us small personal radios. Short range but enough for the campus. So each patrol pair had one, and any roving supervisor as well. Me and Bits slept with ours. The second week we got a distress call at 3 AM. We normally quit patrolling at 2, but if you were wide awake and felt like some more strolling, go for it was the feeling. We both heard Suze' stressed voice saying she had a girl down at the parking lot. We tore out of the dorm and Bits grabbed my hand. We made it almost a quarter mile in less than a minute. Special circumstances. Suze was upright and bloody, and Dawn, our Booby Begonia was lying on her side and looked bad. Pale and immobile. Bits asked Suze if she was alright and she nodded, so she turned to Dawn.

I could not see the girl's chest move and she had a good big chest, gotta say. Bits cursed in Japanese, at least I think so and rolled her onto her back. Kinda poked at her here and there, then took her left foot and did something to it. And jabbed a thumb into it hard. Then she leaped upward and came down with a fist on the girl's chest. I had seen her do similar before, more than a year ago. Why Gunnar was walking today. Also kinda worshiping Bits. But nada. Bits said "NO!" and punched the pavement hard enough to leave an impression. Then kissed her. Not like the prince waking Sleeping Beauty. More like the lover that can't get enough and needs more right now. That kiss. And suddenly her arms snapped up and around Bits and she was kissing her back like she was not gonna stop. Took Bits time to disengage, but she managed, and then pulled Booby to her feet. Most times just watching that happen would have been a show but me and Suze were sort of struck dumb. We just saw a resurrection, right here in the parking lot at 3 AM.

Bits turned to Suze, and said "Shhh!" with a stern face, then asked Booby how she felt.

Dawn smiled and said "Awesome. Sweetie, are we married now?"

Bits gave me a face. I know her well, it said "Oh crap, What now?" or something close. And Suze was muttering "Girl was dead" over and over like a mantra. Bits got the pearl we found on the Cape out from somewhere. I think she has invisible pockets and squeezed it so hard I think it gave off steam. Then she got Booby next to Suze and said tonelessly "You decided to knock off early and go to bed. It was the quietest night ever." Sent Suze off and looked at Dawn again. "And you feel great, but you had a funny dream that you and I got married, with a big fish and many birds. It was so funny you want to tell us about it at breakfast." And sent her off to bed too. Then looked around and shook her head.

"See these guys? Not students. Thieves. Were here stealing radios and tape players from cars. Suze heard the noise they made and decided to look over this way. Girl is too competent, damn it! Suze took on the knife and the chain leaving Booby the unarmed guy. Who had a fucking zip gun in his sleeve." She shows me a hole in the asphalt, says there is a lead pellet in there. I asked where the third guy was and she finally smiled.

"Under that car, Booby nailed the shooter on her way to the ground. Girl has style. Now, what to do? Usually, just call the townies or the troopers. But no no, not with a dead girl. And three dead thieves."

Then she went to the edge of the lot and knelt on the grass, singing softly, again in Japanese. Probably. And the ground opened, dividing neatly, grass rolled back and the earth kind of slid out of the way. Bits grabbed a guy, looked at me and said "A little help, babe?" And we tossed all three into the hole. She sang again and it closed back up looking completely undisturbed. Excellent trick! Which I said, of course. It was me. We went back to the dorm, showered and lay down. Didn't think I would but got some sleep and then we got up and went to breakfast. Where Booby had to tell us about her funny dream, where she married Bits, and there was this blue and green fish with white fins swimming in the air, many small yellow birds with black faces and a very odd fox with far too many tails!

I gave Bits a look and she shook her head slightly. She never mentioned a fox with several tails last night. Bits walked with me to my office and I asked her what the heck that was.

She looked at me "Mom making sure I was OK again." That week Bits did patrols with a few of our gals, including Suze and Booby. And also told me a new thing, that she can read minds if she concentrates. I asked what I was thinking and she grinned and said I was a very bad girl and kissed me. So yep, sure can read mine! After she walked patrol with them singly, she told me they were fine, and had zero memory of the incident. Which I decided was good, all things considered. No need to remember killing someone or dying yourself if you don't have to, in my mind. My opinion at least. Bits too, I guess.

And it was the day before Halloween. Bits asked for volunteers to stay here and patrol. And she and I told our ladies we would stay and be the roving supervisors for the night so go have fun. And it was mostly a quiet night. One rude boy who needs to learn better manners was the worst of it. And three drunk girls holding each other up and singing their way to the dorm. Overall a quiet night. No spooks either! Ha ha!

The next week or so were just normal, no big problems and no big news. Did seem like the annoying jocks had learned a lesson or left the campus, yay. Small victories! Take 'em where you get them. Suze left the Ladies mid November. Just said she had to go, no more and left us. I was sure I had an idea because Booby (Dawn) was not quite right either. Oh, would have seemed fine to someone who didn't know her. And was not chasing Bits, at least no more than the rest of the ladies. But our carefree hippie was gone. Now she was introspective and slightly melancholy. The smiling face who always had a daisy or some flower stuck in her hair was not home. I missed her and I was sure that on some level she remembered killing the man who killed her. Yes, she was dead that night, not just knocked out. I guess that should change a person, or they wouldn't be much of a person, right? Still missed our happy somewhat spacey Booby Begonia though.

I called Jo and asked her to check out some things, and she did. Best sister anywhere, my Jo! So I told Bits and we asked the ladies home for Thanksgiving. I told the Dean we may not be making patrols over Thanksgiving and told her why. She approved. Wednesday we took our crazy carpool of naked chicks up 128 around Boston and off to Amesbury. Early Thursday we followed Jo to the local Methodist church where the pastor, Julia Hall met us. And told us the hall was ours and if she can help just ask. Jo led us to a big old kitchen and got everyone cooking turkeys or vegetables, peeling potatoes and making pies too. And Booby and Da Bomb borrowed the churches bus (with permission too!) and drove around picking folks up.

Julia had given Jo a list of addresses and people. I bet that when Thanksgiving sends you Booby Begonia and Cherry Bomb (who went all out with her makeup today) you smile and get on the dang bus! By 1:30 they had that hall filled up with a bunch of happy and hungry poor folks. All clean and polite, some clearly unable to do much for themselves due to age or infirmity. But all looking around with an air of happy anticipation as the Lethal ladies brought out hot rolls, platters of turkey and bowls of potatoes, green beans and corn. And lots of cranberry sauce! Gotta have it! I think we had about 40 people, plus about two thirds of the team. Who decided to spread around so every table had one or two smiling and happy nekkid ladies! WooT!

Hadn't thought that one up, the gals did it on their own. Went right through dinner, then my girls brought out the pies, oh my! So many happy faces! Most were poor, but I think a few were simply alone in this world and happy to be in company. Booby and Cherry drove them all home later while the rest of us straightened up the hall and scrubbed the kitchen til it was shiny. When Julia came by Jo handed her a boxed up dinner, from turkey to pie and she got a huge smile in payment. Me and Bits thanked Julia for the opportunity to help out and I asked if we can use the hall again at Xmas.

Man did she smile! Told me of course, and she didn't care if we were naked heathens, we were doing Christ's work. Bits told her with a straight face that Jesus definitely approved of our actions. What Julia probably didn't guess was that Bits may well have had lunch with the big guy recently! My girl gets around, ya know? Also, Booby came up all smiles and said we were all naked once, it was just knowing about evil that made us wear clothes. Hippie chick was back! And Julia looked real thoughtful. Also told us that the hall and the bus were ours any time. Methodists or no, we were doing good works.

Back home we relaxed and Chloe started bringing little treats out from the kitchen. Cupcakes and cookies, oh my! Friday she and Booby cooked together and our crew had a Thanksgiving feast together. And Da bomb had us all laughing when she got on the table and curled up like a trussed turkey! She got more than a few offers to nibble on her drumsticks! Booby brought out the real bird and laughed, then picked Cherry off the table and deposited her in my lap. We had a loving, long and happy feast ourselves and each of us expressed what made us thankful, which to me was the main point of the holiday.

And for many, part of it was our patrols and the dinner we created and served yesterday. Booby expressed it best when she said she was most thankful for her new family here with our team. That started cheers and led to group hugs. Saturday Chloe was fixing us breakfast, and once again Booby was helping out while Cherry clowned around. My tiny gal loves her attention! Jo came in reading the Globe and told me we all need to see this. The reporter did not say "sneaky", by the way. No matter what some were saying later on. Just before going home for the holiday the legislature passed the "Nekkid Law" as the story was calling it.

It was now legal to be naked anywhere in Massachusetts! Not just for our small group! But there was more, at the bottom she wrote that other New England states had joined in and passed similar laws over the weekend! Seemed New England was now a clothing free zone! Or at least optional, which is all we wanted for sure. Vermont was first, no surprise and NH was last, also no shock there. "Live Free but keep your britches on" should have been that states motto! Ha ha! I kept reading and then laughed. Called Jo and Bits over and showed them the ad at the end of the story. Stores at Downtown Crossing, Burlington Mall and Braintree Mall were all selling Boston Dynamics shield belts. Or bracers. Did not sound as good as ours, but would keep an outdoors person warm and as safe as bulky jackets and helmets did now. And wow, kinda pricey!

Next time I talked to Louis I found I was right. Our bracers (mine and Bits especially) were the same model they were making for special forces, and he promised our next upgrade would include two way comms for the whole team. Luis also said that since our third upgrade, when we got our first bracers me and Bits had tech ahead of the military.

I laughed and said "lab rats, huh?"

He told me in a very serious voice that our intelligent testing and input had improved the tech years ahead of what they had expected, so no, we were honored lab partners, and the two of us had lifetime upgrades, straight from him in appreciation! WooT! So I told him what we found out with Da Bomb and Micky when we gave them our old bracers, and how we had found new ways to work with physics, kinda changing the rules or at least bending some. Either I forgot to include that bit in my report or he missed it because he got real excited and asked a bunch of questions before thanking me a lot and hanging up.

A few days later I was in Sue's (and my) office and the UPS man came with two large boxes. From B D. Luis loves us! He sent new bracers, all with two way comms built in. And in a separate case inside, two pairs for me and Bits that he said had special treats, and four pair that he promised had full synergy effects, just like ours. At lunch I put the word out and the gals straggled through the office that afternoon. The special bracers went to Cherry Bomb (of course!), Mickey, Cindy Lu Who and Booby Begonia! I did think about the Marylou but they were lethal enough already. I also asked all four to come for a special practice to learn what they can do now.

And yep they had the same extra physics ours did! With a little practice they all learned how to direct the force by rebounding from each other's fists. Da Bomb was the first it discover she can run up walls now! The gym looked like a porno made by clowns or something, four nekkid gals running up walls and somersaulting off while me and Bits stood in the middle of this laughing and watching. And FYI -- Booby Begonia and Da Bomb running up a wall and doing a forward triple? Unbelievably hot! At our regular Thursday everyone found out how the two way comms worked and some seemed relieved. They all liked the feature.

And we had decided to let them know that a few had more features, so our four special ladies put on a show with us. No jealousy either, they all knew these were the best of our group. And when all four ran up the wall, followed by doing a triple back to the mats in unison, wow! Aside from genuine admiration if we all had dicks they would have been saluting! Lotta stiff nipples in that room! New patrol partners too, now Mickey and Da bomb were together, kinda fun to see dark and painted up tiny Cherry stroll next to much larger pale white Mickey. Tiny bubble butt, big round white ass sure gets my engine racing! And Booby Begonia was now with Cindy Lu Who. Should called this pair the Boobsey Twins, I swear! Or the Amazing Butt sisters -- they definitely looked awesome strolling along together.

And life rolled on! With the new comms, we started hearing more from the patrols. Kind of often "Great bums ahead! Oh, hey Booby and Cindy!" and that sort of fun. But they also passed info back and forth. And we were seeing it work. Stopping problems before people got hurt, because the next team was looking for it. Also stopping some vandalism, even a bit of theft. The dean was thrilled. Catherine told me she had no plan to get rid of the campus cops (what we both called them) but now the campus was not only safe, it was polite too, "damn it!" At that exclamation we both laughed, it felt like old times.

We even stopped a suicide, or something. Close to midterms a team saw a guy walking alone and looking sad. It was the PJ's and they reported seeing "a nerdy guy, looking like his best friend and his kitten both died", walking towards the library. Cindy Lu Who and Bobby Begonia were coming across the upper campus and saw him turn off heading up the slope. So they headed that way too. And found him standing on a tree branch, staring down at a small pond. He wouldn't come down and was teetering, looking ready to jump. So they punched the tree. Close together and at the same time. The branch snapped and he fell, Booby caught him. Landing head first on her breasts may have saved his life, definitely made him change his mind about hurting himself.

They walked him around and talked to him. Those two have all the attributes that make a boy pay attention. Four of them and great bums too! Instead of taking him to student health they took him walking. Behind the library Booby showed him all about the Joy of Cooking. Or was that Sex? Can't keep those book titles straight! Ha ha! Cindy watched for trouble, also just watched, naughty girl! Ha ha! Then they took him to the dorm, taught him the shower oath and washed him up before bringing him to that night's practice. Bare as them, too. Had a small but pretty cock which stood up a lot! Maybe it was all the boobies and bottoms? Ha ha!

Wound up the club adopted him. No idea if Booby had sex with him again. Pretty sure someone did and at least a few liked to pat his penis if they were close enough. He seemed to like the attention, and so did his cock! Jake started coming to club too, now we had two cocks hanging around. Not hanging so much as standing to salute, both of them. Mickey or Cherry said they can be our cheer squad and the idea caught on fast. Cherry got them wrist bands and pom poms in the school colors and they started giving us cute and fun cheers. Like "Keep them boobies bouncing, give that team a trouncing in your raw hides!"

Yep, goofy doggerel like all pep squads but kinda fun too. With two stiff cocks keeping the beat! Very soon it felt like they had been with the team forever. They started patrolling, sort of. Usually with Booby and Cindy Lu, but Sam would also follow most of the gals around. Boy was lonely and we all liked him. The Marylou and Jude are roving supervisors now and I saw him one afternoon following the Marylou like a lost pup. That was not surprising but when I saw them stop, and tug his little cock with big grins, then pat him on the ass, I had to giggle inside. They do not have sex with males at all, just each other and Jude. Who is their girlfriend. But I guess they think he is puppy cute, so they like to pet him.

I also see Jake now and then walking with the ladies. Mostly Booby and Cindy Lu, his babe. She makes him walk behind so his always stiff cock is waving and pointing at her ass. Kind of fun to see, walking along the campus paths!

Thank you for reading! If you are having fun please check back for more!

Roz:)