Pix and Bits

New Things

School starts, and so many things are new. Most in a good way.

Thursday Bits stays in bed, lazy butt. Which I kiss before we go, getting a grin back. And a grab at my bum too! Me and Cherry head to breakfast after we shower. About halfway there a very large boy wearing a school football jersey accosts us. And says we have to blow him or we can't pass, with a big smirk. Where do they get these clowns? Well, Cherry bows to me, so I bow back and tell her not to kill the idiot. He was still laughing when he landed across the bench. Stopped then though. I fought off my giggle and bowed to Cherry then called the campus cops. And Catherine, because two in two days?

Cops came with the ambulance and hauled him off. We went to breakfast, and then to my office where Sue was already in and working. She stopped and I introduced Cherry, and Sue grinned as she asked if I was still assigning new names. I just nodded, she knew me for sure by now. Her phone rang and she picked up, said "Yes, they both are" and set the receiver down again.

Went back to chatting and two minutes later Catherine walked in.

"Pixie, can't we have any team here but yours" She began.

Not worried because Catherine does not care for football any more than I do. But Cherry didn't.

Stepped out and bowed. And stayed down while she spoke "So sorry master Dean, but it was me who broke your football boy. He was demanding oral sex to allow us passage but I should have been more careful when I threw him. So very sorry, and please do not blame Pixie, master."

Wow was Catherine struggling not to laugh! Still smiled though and told Cherry to stand. Please. Which she did. Catherine looked her over, smiled bigger and picked her up and hugged her quite well before setting her down. Then told her she was not truly upset, as that stupid boy brought it on himself and it was looking like another teaching year for the sports teams, at least the boys teams anyway. Then asked if she had truly thrown him or was she protecting me. Cherry looked her right in the eye and said she does not lie, I was there but she was the only one involved. As the junior it was her duty.

Catherine told me I found a live one this time for sure and bent slightly to pat her cute little bum as she told her not to worry about it and keep doing what I said. Yep, no pressure. Then told me she heard about Tuesday as well and found that the new coach had done heavy recruiting this summer, making large promises. So don't be surprised if we need to train most of the team again. I say "Oh hurray" and give her a smile. Then I look at Cherry.

"Master Dean? Seriously, girl?"

As she starts to speak Catherine interrupts. Looking very mischievous says "Oh, I don't know, can't that be my new form of address?"

We laugh, even Sue and Cherry gets it. Tells me she was not sure of correct protocol and usually you do not get in trouble for thinking a butler is a king, but try that the other way... We all laugh once more and Catherine tells us she likes this girl, can she keep her? I explain that Bits and me have already decided to make her our girlfriend and she hold up n a hand and says not to worry.

"No, not kidding either but you got there first and I will honor that, don't worry ladies."

As she took her leave Sue looked Cherry over too and asked how big the boy was. I tell her and she whistles.

"And this is you newest recruit? Big team this year, hey?"

I tell her it does look good for us and she gives me five. Then grins, sticks her tongue out at me and tells Cherry to sit on her lap and talk about the naked program! I tell her to go ahead if she wants to, but only if she does. Sue tells her the same and Cherry grins and parks that cute ass on Sue's knee. Sue looks my way and says not to tell Annie, even though we both know she will. Annie likes hearing about pretty girls hanging around her Sue. And Sue tells her about the program and that if she wants, she is in. Cherry claps while kicking her tiny feet and it's so cute we both laugh. Later Sue takes us to the staff dining room for lunch, la di da!

Yeah, everyone knows she is a lesbian and she is having fun taking two pretty and very naked women to lunch to flaunt it. Very naked? Yep. Just like me Cherry shaves every where below the neck. Great meal, me and Cherry had Monte Christo's and they were perfect, also came with real maple syrup! Yay! I know some think that's blasphemy but my theory is they are just fancy French toast, so syrup! We were about half done when the football coach walked up and started haranguing Sue. Mostly about having her immoral sexual deviates molesting his boys. Lucky for him Catherine came and took him away just as he was calling us abominations.

I said lucky for him because even on staff I do not tolerate asshats for long and I was getting the feel that Cherry was not any better at it. Instead I looked at Sue.

"Abominations? Us? Really?"

She said not to let it get to me, she had been called more and worse in her day. As Cherry opened her lips Sue added more.

"And don't put up with it for long either, no need to allow asshats like that to think you agree with them at all."

I grinned and told her she may use asshat royalty free and we giggled. Cherry started laughing too. Catherine returned and asked us to meet her after lunch near where the incident occurred. When we did she had a very large man, one of the friendlier janitors on staff with her and Susu who had a camera. Said she wanted Susu to take pictures and write a story warning the poor little football players about the dangerous women here and she had brought Horace to provide scale! So Susu took a pic of Cherry standing next to Horace. Pretty comical! Then she did the same with me from a different angle. And at Catherine's suggestion took a pic with Cherry on one of Horace's shoulders and me on the other. Pretty sure he enjoyed having our asses on his shoulders too, the way he smiled. I liked Horace so I kind of hoped so. We hopped down and he headed back to the admin building.

Susu told Catherine she can get this in Friday's paper and Catherine smiled. We all headed off then, and Cherry followed me back to Sue's office. Sue said I have a shadow now and she does not mind, it is a very attractive shadow! That got Cherry smiling and me too. And soon the rest of my new crew arrived and Sue went over the program again, and told them that if the join to see me with any questions. Everyone signed up so Sue had her ten again, no problem. Plus they all came wearing little and stripped once they got the new ID's. So we had fun pointing at Jake's cock and giggling. Sue said it was definitely not priapism even if that term made him legal.

I told her Bits said it was called "happy penis" or something. And Cherry spouted something in Japanese, sounding like Bits.

So I said "Yeah, like that!" and grinned.

Cherry said she can draw the kanji on his penis and we all laughed some more, even Jake. Who was not uncomfortable at all, with us looking and pointing or even laughing. Pretty sure Jake was one of the rare guys who actually likes women. And also an exhibitionist, he likes showing us all his cock, even if we were mostly gay in here. And it was fun, I like seeing one like that bounce around and point all over. I was not alone in that either. Cherry said she could swing on that, laughing.

Cindy quickly said "No you nay not!" quite fiercely.

But in a moment they were laughing together. Cherry stuck with me all day and after supper we went to the gym. By then Bits was with us too. Once everyone showed, I took a roll call of who was already in the hill and who wasn't. Turned out Cindy, Cherry and Micky were not, but Sara was on a lower floor. And Lou was on our floor already as I knew. I asked Cindy if she wanted Jake in with her too or not and she said if I can that would be great. Plus it gives us all a place to hang our towels! I laughed at that and moved to Micky who wanted to room with Cherry. I asked why and she said maybe her roomie would take her home to visit mom and mom! Laughed at that too and also looked at her big white ass and thought about it! Hey, we all like it, and more of Mickey too. Can't have a team mate being lonely, right? Ha ha!

Once I got that ready to sort out in the AM, we split off for warm ups. After which we divided up as before, except Bits and me were now Cherry's partner. Yep, both. Had a good practice, we taught the new girls a new move. Cherry we kind of studied to see if we need to teach her anything. Girl was amazing and I do not mean her ass! That too, though! Afterwards I said that roomies should shower together and Bits smiled as I led Cherry and Micky to the shower. Micky went home very clean that night! Also kinda grinning. And Cherry came back to our dorm room! WooT! I think we want to keep her. Surprise, it's us!

Friday I ask Sue about dorm transfers and she tells me to handle it, so I do. At lunch I get to tell most everyone their new rooms. Cherry knows already, being my shadow. Totally. As we are finishing I see Susu drop a stack of papers at the table by the entrance and head over to grab one. And grab a few. Woo hoo! Full nude on the front page and more inside! WooT! I hand Cherry one and we read on the way to the office. Susu angled the pics to make us look even smaller next to Horace, even on his shoulders. And wrote a story about how these tiny girls were needing to defend themselves against misogynist footballers! But luckily, being members of the Lethal Ladies of Bilgewater (nice plug for us!) we had been victorious in our quest to protect the virtue of women on campus and everywhere! Yep. Real thick and Catherine was gonna love it!

At the office Sue was back so I gave her a copy and said I can loan out Cherry to help with the big words. Sue said hardy har har but patted her knee and Cherry hopped right up! Nothing too naughty, they just liked each other. Sue read it twice and then phoned Catherine. I could hear laughter on both ends. Then Sue said "Good idea" and set the handset down. Looked over and told me my job the rest of the day was to patrol campus for bad jocks. Cherry wrinkled her nose and asked if we can just give them some baby powder? Sue liked that and gave Cherry a pat on the bottom as she shooed us out. So we strolled around, looking for trouble. Not quite planning to start some, but I knew Catherine wouldn't mind. We had another asshat of a coach it seemed. Maybe he was trainable?

Ran into Bits, who seems to have radar for me and trouble. While I was telling her what was going on Mickey came out of the library and joined us. Bits decided we should stay in pairs and she was taking Cherry, because I had her all day so far and I get Mickey. Which I didn't mind. Because I get the big white ass to myself! WooT! We head off in opposite directions, and now we're just two bare naked girls on campus, walking along and minding our own business. Getting close to fraternity row now too. I picked this route because it was between the football area and the frat most of them live in. So maybe looking for trouble? But it had to volunteer. And it did, sure enough. I saw two of the behemoths coming and reminded Mickey of what we practiced last night and tell her if one of them charges her to use it. And remember to hang on!

One of them made a rude remark and she said he had a tiny cock and couldn't outrun a fat girl. Which made him chase as she took off. But she only took a few steps and pivoted, grabbing his arm and using their combined motion to flip past his shoulder while still holding his hand. Which put him on the ground, face down with her on his back. He started to move and she lifted just a tad. He stopped and lay still. And now the very large one spoke. And I saw Micky, smart girl take out a recorder from her book bag. So when he spoke she got the whole thing. Good, might keep me out of jail.

"Gonna break you in two girly, and then I'm gonna fuck your bloody corpse."

Micky made a sound and he looked over.

"Don't worry, when I finish her, you'll be next up."

No change in tone or inflection at any time, our boy was plainly a full psycho. So, normal for a footballer? I did a Bits move and ran up his body trapping his neck with my thighs. Rocked forward and then snapped back fast, visualizing my head going back ten feet or more. Found out later he weighed about 250 pounds. In about a second I was standing on the walk again with his head between my feet. Didn't have to call, someone had looked out a window and called campus police who pulled up a few seconds later. I did call Catherine from the station. Mickey called Sue at my request as we each got a phone call.

Apparently the head of the campus cops was slow or scared. Catherine had the president and coach Samson down there shortly. And soon after that the state cops. Nope, not dead but I had separated his spine and this boy was not walking ever again. Thank mom. Wound up all in one room and once Catherine played Mickey's tape for them the state trooper said we were all through here. And the president told Samson he was all through here too. Seemed he was "recruiting" with embezzled alumni cash allocated for field repairs, oops. Plus he was not recruiting the best, just the most vicious. And telling them they had free reign on the campus, incorrect.

And then we found they had kept us for too long. We knew this when Bits took the door down by the expedient method of tossing a campus cop through it, while yelling "Pixie" kinda loud. To stop further mayhem, also to make my honey feel better as fast as possible I ran straight to her and we met at the doorframe in a kiss! Magic moment for sure. Dean kind of knows about Bits, and has met our mom so she cleans up behind and tells us to just get out now. Mickey comes too. In the end they blamed all the trouble, including the door on the coach and his recruits. The boy with the broken spine went to the state hospital for the criminally insane to "recuperate". Good luck with that. Samson was dismissed and the state trooper told him to feel lucky he was not being charged with a crime.

And Bits was so happy I was OK she gave me the first try to lick the buttercream off of Mickey! WooT!

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Roz:)