Pix and Bits

Back to School Again!

Pick out courses and get the ladies rocking again!

And it was September and back to school. Jo drove down with Chloe, giving them extra time. I checked when we got in and yes, Jenny and Susu were roomies! Yay! Also Jude and the Marylou, once again and no surprise. And told everyone I saw that we were meeting tonight, and spread the word. Also, we need recruits, so find me some! Then hugged my sister and said I hoped we saw her next weekend. Bits also reminded her that Marie was now the coach at the HS and to see if she needed a place to stay. Because the top floor was for any LL members, past or present. Jo said that was cool and pretty generous too, and she will take care of it. Stopped just short of saying "Boss". My big sis! Who would have guessed?

Also cool that Bits thought of Marie. Now we need to think of some new members! Of course, Bits and me can probably handle any contests, but we both enjoy teaching, and helping others help themselves. And getting a few more naked gals around campus was not a bad deal either! Just ask the dean of students! Ha ha! Thinking about that I tell Bits we should head to the Union, see if we can find anyone, maybe spread the word a little. No surprise, she agrees so we head across campus. Our dorm is on the far edge of the grounds. It was built when a bequest was left to build a 5 story, two wing dorm, as long as they allowed nudity and had at least one fully coed floor. So the Hill was born and we certainly like it and so do our friends.

As we walk I look ahead and a little to one side. I like the rose arbor by the science building. And say "I don't think so fuck head!"

Bits had been looking the other way and said "What" in a confused voice.

I told her I will be right back and took off down the slope toward the science building. Where I can see a big one, about 6' 4" and football sized confronting a gal maybe half his size. So still bigger than me, but I am special!

So "Hi! My names Pixie! Is this neanderthal bothering you?"

Oh, does she look grateful for the interruption. Not him. What I get now?

"What all this now?" with a puzzled look.

I put on my happy face and tell him we do not allow people to annoy others here just because they believe they can. And if he does not stop this, I will make him. I also see Bits coming in my peripheral vision. Not in a hurry, just sauntering along. She knows I can deal with one slab of big and dumb.

Predictably he says "How are you gonna stop me?" smirking (or trying) down at me. Long way to me too. I'm 4' 8".

So I ask if he knows who wins the big trophies here for athletics? That would be the Lethal ladies of Bilgewater, a group of which I am co captain.

And he looks down again and says, again "Whats this now?" and starts to ponderously raise one of those meat clubs he thinks of as hands.

And Bits, bless her butt calls out "Pix -- Rockets, girl!" and is suddenly almost flying downhill straight at me. Hand raised high. So I grin, crouch a little and meet her fist with my own. She gets thrown backwards, about half way up the slope. Me, I go nearly straight up. With that much push I think I could clear 30 feet. But, oops, asshat in the way!

And I connect, my fists to his jaw. He goes up and over, landing like a sad scarecrow not far from the rose arbor. Very glad I missed that, I like roses. Just to show off I do a triple in the air and land on my feet. Bits, already back down gives me the golf clap.

"Adequate, adequate!"

I stick my tongue out and she grabs me by the shoulders and kisses me! Whee! The young woman starts laughing almost hysterically. When she pauses, she looks over and says thanks. Then says we must be crazy.

I say "That's us! Pleased to meetcha!" with a big smile. Bits points past me and I look. Big boy is starting to get up. I grin at Bits. "Hey hon, take care of my light work and I'll owe ya one!"

She kisses me and strolls over. Looks him in the eye as he sits up and says "Be smart now and stay down. Do not make me kick your big ass today." Bits is not smiling.

He keeps working his way to his feet and starts to raise a hand again.

I say "I think he might be a slow learner, dear" and give Bits a smile. She rolls her eyes, runs straight up his body and slaps the crap out of him. Then kind of hovers in the air and does the same thing with her feet. That puts him back down on the ground.

Bits takes no chances and stands on his chest, telling me to call the campus cops. So I do. On my brandy new cell phone my honey bought me with her likely stolen fortune. Yep, goddesses do not work for a living. They answer.

"Hi, this is Pixie and..."

"Oh god. Do we need an ambulance? And how many this time?"

"Mmm, not yet, but he might wake up again, and this one is stew-peed."

"Major groan." "We'll be right there. Wait, where are you? Please?"

I tel him we are in front of Nash and he tells me again they will be right along. Which I repeat to Bits and she just gives an "Uh-huh" sort of nod. Yeah. Not always too fast, these guys.

And looks like Susu had a scanner, or is wired directly to the campus police now, because she comes rolling up in a new pair of skates. Looking like Moxi Lolly's too, very cool. Says hi and takes pics before asking what happened.

I tell her cool wheels and she smiles, then I fill her in. Just about done as the cop gets here. And the big guy tries to tell him we assaulted him! Cop asks him what happened, and almost grins. Then says "So these tiny women kicked your large ass twice in a row here and without provocation? Big football fella like you?"

It starts to sink in, I think. And the cop takes him off. And Susu asks Sara, for that is the girl's name if she is OK and what happened.

Sara says" I was walking along and stopped to see the pretty roses (points in my book!) when that huge guy tried to grab me. Or whatever. But lucky for me I picked a school with super heroes!"

Me and Bits laugh, Susu just grins. We all trade introductions and I tell her we're the co captains of the Lethal Ladies of Bilgewater and she can learn how to do most of that too if she joins our team. And since I did see her checking us both out from toes to head and all the good bits in between I say "And if you join up, our official uniform is a pair of bracers, just like these!" and hold my wrists up.

Susu says she has thought of joining just for the dress code! And Sara giggles and starts walking along with us. So we keep chatting and Susu helps out as we get to the Union. I tell Sara we are going in to recruit and let people know we meet tonight in the gym. She gets a very mischievous look and asks when she can start being naked? I laugh and say usually not til the first meeting but if she promises to show up, she is on the team right now. I do usually have more of an audition, but she was scared by that guy and never flinched once. So pretty sure she is a good candidate. She thanks me looking very happy and trots off. We spread the word at the cafeteria with a little help from Susu, but that's about it.

But when we come back an hour or so later for dinner, we find very naked Sara happily filling a tray up! So we sit together and a few minutes later a chubby gal comes along and asks if she can sit with us. I tell her to go right ahead. After a moment she smiles and asks if we are with the Lethal Ladies?

I grin and tell her I was guessing whether it was that, or she likes sitting with naked ladies.

She grins right back and asks why can't it be both? Gets me and Bits laughing. So I introduce us. And find out she is Monica. And right off she asks if it's true that naked is our official uniform and laughs happily when Bits tells her it is.

Looks me in the eye "So, can a fat girl get naked and join up?"

I smiled at her, right at those pretty blue eyes. "If you find a fat girl; tell her sure thing! And you can strip off right now if you want to join up!"

Monica smiles right back and asks if it's also true that what happens in the shower stays in the shower, and I can get her into the hill? I tell Bits we have a ringer here and she admits she knows Marie, who was kind of an older sister growing up.

I say "Aha!" and she giggles. Her whole body does that bowl of jelly thing and I want to see her giggle naked ASAP! New kink I guess, or maybe it's just her? But it looks like Bits is having some naughty thoughts too. Hmm! I look up and tell her we have time to walk to her dorm and still get to the gym if she wants to get naked now. Monica obviously can not get up fast enough and we all laugh together. So we all run to her dorm and she gets real naked, as she is an extra pale white girl. And she has a big round ass, even bigger than Susu's! WooT! Walking to the gym I mention her ass, and Bits also tells her it's pretty great. And says she can't wait til she laughs some more, because it has to be more fun than when she has clothes on!

Takes Monica a few seconds to be sure we are serious and not mean. Then she says if we share the showers after practice she promises to laugh if we tickle her! Me and Bits share a quick look and I know this is something we are gonna do. And back in the gym we have people waiting! Yay! All of our old crew that is still with us, Jude, The Marylou, Jenny, and Suze. And Sara is here, as well as two more new faces. So we make introductions and then tell everyone what the team is about. Sara and Monica are nude, like the rest of us but Cynthia and Louisa are in shorts and casual tops with sneakers.

When I tell them the team uniform is naked, and by joining the team you are also allowed to be nude on campus, they look around with new understanding and then at each other. Lou is first to strip but Cynthia is right behind and they stand up and say in unison they want to join for sure. I also take a minute to help out Sue and tell them she needs a few more for her study, and if you participate you get an ID card that allows you to be nekkid anywhere in the state! I tell them there is a meeting at her office on Thursday at 1 and to just show up if they are interested. And I'm thinking they will. Every one of our newbies looked very interested.

I go over a few last things and ask where everyone is rooming. They are all on campus and two are in the hill already. I tell the others that if they want, see me afterward and I can probably get them over to the Hill, maybe even on the coed floor, which has been kind if our team HQ for a couple years now. Then the fun begins! We put everyone through some warm up, and then pair each new face with an old one, and each take half. Then we slowly began to go through basic forms and a couple of easy moves. New gals were all quick learners, and we wound up giving them some more too. Unusual, but they could handle it. FYI, Monica is quick! She might be chubby but the girl can move. Pretty sure she had thighs of steel under the buttercream frosting. Which most of us seem to be liking too.

Kinda sure that Cynthia is a straight girl, but the rest are gay or bi, no question. And me, Bits and most of the rest were all enjoying watching Monica move around, no question too. And that was making her more sure of herself also, just the sense of acceptance. Finally called it, and as we headed to the locker room asked "What's the rule?" Bits, my old team and Monica all say, kinda loud "What happens in the showers, stays in the shower!" Lou and Cynthia kind of giggle.

No sex in the shower but plenty of grabass. Me and Bits voted Monica best new recruit and washed her from head to toes. Tickling all the way! I saw Cynthia was a little more reserved than the rest, but washed her buddies back and allowed her own to be washed too. So not scared of the lezzies like me infecting her, a good thing. I tell everyone to see me tomorrow afternoon at Sue's office and I will get them bracers and their ID cards. Not the ones for Sue's project Naked, we had set up a system of team ID's for the Ladies.

Wednesday I head to the science building early, to fill out their cards and get caught up on my TA work. Got to Cynthia and found for the first time her name was Cynthia Louise Hume. My brain went all Seuss and I printed her an ID card for Cindy Lou Who! Right after lunch the gals showed up and I handed out bracers and ID's. And I do like my nicknames. Sara's ID said Sara Lee with "Cheesecake" under it. Louisa became Lou, which she liked. And Monica's ID said Micky and underneath "Buttercream". She grinned and licked her lips.

About the time I was starting to worry she changed her mind, Cindy Lou (yep, stuck with it) showed up with a guy. She was still bare and told me right off she needed a big favor. No wheedling, just right out with it. I like this gal. Introduces me to Jake, her boyfriend who has pants on. And tells me they both want in to Sue's program but there is a problem. And has Jake take off his jeans. Ever hear of priapism? Jake could be the poster boy. But does not have it, as I discover. Nope, Jake seems to just have a penis that wants to stand up at all times. Doesn't hurt, and after sex it goes down normally. For a few minutes, then is right back to attention and ready to salute! I manage not to giggle and tell them both I will talk to Sue and I am sure she can and will help.

I also explain my propensity for nicknames, especially for my Lethal Ladies and show her the ID I have ready. I hold my breath but she loves it and so does Jake. Both are fans of the Doctor! Dr Seuss, not that Brit with the weird phone booth thingy. When I call Sue later she makes it simple, once I assure her they are both great candidates for the program.

Tells me there is a space on the ID for medical conditions, and she can also give him a note on her stationary. So go ahead and type that up isn't spoken but I get it. And if I want, make program ID cards for the others ahead of tomorrow. And tells me she won't be in today so what have I picked out for courses?

I read that off and she approves, then tells me to go ahead and sign everything. Yep, this much time as her TA and I sign Sue's name better than she does. No auto pens here, just a good helper who can also copy most things. I do my forgery the old fashioned way, by hand and with permission. Ha ha! We get some more business taken care of and she says she will see me tomorrow. I type everything up, sign it all and have a few stacks on my desk as I leave.

Swing by the registrar and put in my course selections with no problems. Check the time and head to the Union. Where I see my honey waiting for me! We grab trays and go through the line. Food looks better this year, and the faces behind the counter are mostly new. Looks like a good change and not complaining. We take our food off to a table and chat. Bits had her usual day. Her task these days is to learn the world, as much as possible.

Because one of these days she will be the boss of a lot of it, as Queen Mother of the West. Yep, my babe is a demigoddess! Cool beans, huh? My mom in law is the Queen of the World! So be nice to me, I have friends! Ha ha! I tell Bits about my day, and she laughs when she hears about Jake. Says she has seen that once and mom calls it "happy penis" but it does not translate well.

I tell her I nicknamed Monica both Micky and buttercream and she grins saying she'd lick that spoon. I giggle 'cause so would I! As we were dumping our tray a tiny girl cam up. You do know I'm 4' 8"? This girl was not more then 4' 6" and like me showed no signs of dwarfism, just looked like a person who got shrunk down. Some sort of Eurasian ancestry too. Golden skin like my Bits, and bottle green eyes. Very nearly Polynesian features and long, straight and fine brown hair. Slightly reddish, very rich looking. Slim and very cute.

Stopped about three feet off and bowed low, holding it for an extra beat. We both bowed back, and not as deep but she stood with a happy looking face. Then asked if we were indeed the illustrious Pixie and Bitsy? And may she join our company of fierce warriors please? I managed not to laugh, that would be unkind. Sure wanted to though and I saw my babe fighting a curl to her lips too. We all walked out of the cafeteria and I told her we met last night, but will meet again tomorrow and does she know much about the Lethal Ladies?

Bits is looking her over and suddenly sort of shouts something, probably Japanese. Not good at languages, me. But suddenly they fly at each other, right in the hallway. I can see they are both holding back which is interesting. No bone breakers, nothing that could cause permanent harm. Almost as fast they separate, and my Bits bows to her. She bows right back and a little lower, then they both stand up with small smiles.

Bits hugs her and says "Welcome to the Lethal Ladies,...?"

She grins and tells us her name is Cheri. Cheri Baum. Yep, nailed it. I hug her and welcome Cherry Bomb to our group. Army brat, even a second generation one. Grew up on bases all over and had been studying martial arts all over the world for most of it too. I told her our team uniform was bracers and she giggled.

"I hear bracers and bare asses!" and grinned.

We both held out our bracers and grinned right back. I said if she has time we can swing by Nash and get her a team ID and a pair of bracers right now and she looks like I said it was her birthday. So we walk to the office I share with Sue where I quickly make out an ID. Says Lethal Ladies of Bilgewater and underneath Cherry Bomb. She loves it and so does Bits, laughing her pretty bum off. Then I hand her her own bracers and she takes them and says shouldn't she be naked to put them on? We agree, of course we do! So she strips off quickly, was only wearing a kind of wrap around dress anyway and no undies. WooT!

Cherry has small breasts, kind of an A trying for B, a slim little six pack, or was it 8? and the cutest little bubble butt! Yeah, we both spotted that bum! She grinned at us and asked if she passed inspection, crinkling her eyes up. Bits surprise me and tells her we are married, but we do sometimes have a girlfriend. Would she be interested?

Wow, and I like the idea! So does Cherry! We all hug and kiss til I say I should lock up. Then we continue on the sidewalk. I am the smart one and suggest she come to the dorm with us. Walking there we both had a hand on her ass, one cheek each. Cherry giggled and put her arms around our waists, now and then rubbing a bum as we walked along.

About half the crew was in the common room and had expectant faces as we walked up.

Bits grinned "Meet Cherry Bomb, your newest team member, ladies!"

They looked her over, and liked what they saw too. Jude looked at me and then Bits.

"New girlfriend, boss?"

And we all three smiled. Jude, Jenny and the Marylou gave a cheer! Jenny said she can't do better, we are loyal and trustworthy and can teach her a lot.

Jude grins "And not all about fighting either!" And I see the Marylou smirk at each other.

In our room I find out she also wants to be in the program, so I plan to take her to work tomorrow. Then we had Introductory Girlfriend 101. Ha ha!

Thank you for reading! Hope you enjoyed the story. If so, check back soon for more!

Roz:)