Pix and Bits

It All Starts

Susu gets out an extra edition and classes begin. The footballers fraternity is banned from campus.

That weekend Susu put out a special edition. Big story was "Coach Canned" with extras about footballers in jail, and the state hospital for the criminally insane. And a third story about the footballer's fraternity being banned from campus. With pics and a strong editorial excoriating the coach, football ethos and the entire fraternity attitude, and then praising us, the Lethal Ladies for saving the lives and virtue of every woman at the school! And making it believable too! Susu was good! Jenny was happy, only one week and she had two issues to paper the lobby wall with!

Monday classes started. Most days I was half in class and half in Sue's office. Worked for me. I was finally taking abnormal psych and was going to understand people like the one I had just broken. In theory at least. Plus a sociology course and philosophy, one journalism class and twice a week I was now a model. Posing nude for art classes. And they pay me to have people stare at my butt! Feels like theft, but I take the check. After talking to the professors, I get Cherry and Mickey to come pose with me at times. I bet the artists will like that, both boys and girls! I know I will!

We are having practices twice a week and plan to go to three soon, probably on Saturdays. The two weeks following the articles and editorial we have three more girls sign up. Dawn, who seems to be a granola hippie chick and is extremely bisexual is first. When Bits explains our uniform is naked she strips before we even finish. Free spirit but I get a sense she has been hurt. Next meeting we have two more show up. First is a fiery Italian woman, Maria Chianti. I can see she likes women as she looks around at everyone, since we are all naked except the two new gals. And it seems like naked is a deal breaker. So I ask her why.

Maria says "Because I'm Catholic and I don't want to go to hell for showing my ass all around!"

And my Cherry Bomb strolls up. Very naked, has started putting rouge on her nipples and lips lately. Also has red finger and toe nails. And scarlet lipstick. We love her and lust after her too, yes we do. Walks up to Maria, stops and says "yeah, I'm Catholic too and I eat pussy. Know what the pope says about that, Maria? Says I'm going to hell, so hey, why not show my ass off on the way, right?

A minute later Maria stripped off, smiling as she did and looking at the Bomb now and then. They all do. But she's our Bomb she is. When I made her team ID she became "Chicken Cacciatore". She bristles, then thinks about it and grins.

And then there is Joan. Joan has been abused. As a child. Now she plans to never be abused again. Might hand some out though. But we can all tell it will only go to the deserving. Strips off right away like it's no big deal, but her nipples are standing out forever.

Once again I integrate the new ladies into the hill. Just Maria, Dawn and Joan were already there. And Dawn comes by to ask why I didn't give her a nickname yet. I decide to be honest. Usually I am anyway, it's just easy.

So I smile "Yeah, problem with that one. Every time I look I don't see a name, I just see those boobs and I want to stick my face in between them for a week!" And she grins, kinda happy. Gives me and idea and I grin right back and get a new team ID out. When I finish I hand it to her. It says Lethal Ladies of Bilgewater and underneath "If this is Tuesday, I must be Booby Begonia!" Dawn, now Booby Begonia smiles with delight and kisses me smack on the lips! And tells me any time I want to face plant in her boobs just go right ahead! Woot! School is starting off well for us.

About mid October Bits asks if the team wants to come home and visit for the weekend and tells them about our salle and the attic dorm, which is their housing. No shock, they all say yes and I discover we have enough cars and drivers. Which is great because I had no idea how to fit more than a dozen people in my Celica! When we get there we show them the Lethal Ladies Dorm first and the salle second. Which is when I see Jo has gotten Bits' work done, as one end is tiled and has eight shiny shower-heads, along with a largish floor drain. Everyone loved it when we came out there. Booby Begonia asked when we get to try that out. Bits told her after practice and she smiled.

We sparred for about an hour, and then used the new showers. It was wonderful, great pressure and we all fit in, no problem. Jo and Chlo had made a huge batch of potato salad and burgers for all. That and beer or wine and everyone was ready to chat or even hit the beds. We were already guessing how many would get used! Cherry curled into my lap and asked if we were rich. I said not really, but we are comfortable. Also kind of a special circumstance. She asked what that meant and I said I will tell her someday.

Sunday we went to Boston, just for fun. We split up, and me, Bits. Mickey and Da Bomb went to Harvard Square, being over the Harvard thing with the snakes all dead now, yay!

We roamed around, visiting bookstores, walked by Grendels which reminded us to get some lunch and I won, so we went to Dunster St, under the Garage. Love the place, it makes me think of the sort of pub Johnson may have sat in writing and chatting with peers. Books along the walls, roomy tables, lots of atmosphere. And decent food! Grendels has atmosphere up the bum but the menu is vegetarian, yuck! After eats, we roam some more then head back to school. That night in the common room we start talking about Halloween, which is soon. I say we usually go to the Salem Witches Ball because my sis in law Chloe is a member of the Salem Coven. Everyone thinks this is very cool.

And we decide to go together, our whole gang. Now we just meed costume ideas! And soon, too. Did I mention we got the new gals tattoos? Yep, the guy is still around. We didn't want to screw him so Bits screwed him instead! Once he finished up she carefully counted $50 bills into his hand with his smile growing. Yeah, no one else could see those bills, oh well! I think he's a decent artist and a crap human, and he thinks he got paid for drooling on some girls butts for a couple hours. Seems fair.

Cherry Bomb and Mickey share a room now, which means Mickey has a solo, 'cause the bomb sleeps in our bed, when we let her sleep! And now and then, Mickey finds her way in too. Gets crowded but fun. And we all like her ass! Tonight is one of those nights and while we mess around Mickey says we can be zombies. Sex does not stop but it sure slows down and I ask why that would make sense. She say we are Amazon zombies, so we all wear bracers, and hey, wouldn't zombies be naked after a few years? So a little blue or light green base and we can be a full crew of Wonder Zombies! Out to save the world and eat it's brains!

We decide she is insane now, so we must spank her big ass til she is well again. This also finds us other things to do! And we decided she is maybe not so nuts, and Wonder Zombies might be fun. Da Bomb, as we are starting to call her (because she is Da Bomb!) says next year we can be Ninja Turtles. Bits says Mutant Ninja Turtles and we all think it's a fun idea. We fall asleep talking about mutant zombie turtles. OK, we are kinda weird, never said any different!

Back at school, I have modeling today. And oopsie, I seem to have asked both Mickey and Cherry to come with! But the prof doesn't mind and has two students get a sofa from the lounge. And arranges us in a very racy pose. Getting used to me, or he's just a D. O. M., who knows? I bet some students are gonna get hungry, sketching all the tacos...

Big fun, but made me very horny! We had two long poses, with a 15 minute break in between. So we were touching and staring, not moving at all for over an hour at a time. Just thinking about what we might be up to if we could move! Woo hoo! So after class we hunt down Bits and head off to the dorm before dinner. Girl has needs, ya know? Ha ha! Late for chow but our gang saved us seats, bless them. I mean it Mom, give 'em all a tap! Ha ha! I am very giggly this week. Maybe too much sex? But Da Bomb says probably I just need more, think I love that gal! Mickey and Bits agree, so who am I to argue? More sex it is! I'll manage to suffer along. Ha ha!

Catherine stops by to talk to Sue and before leaving tells me she thinks the ladies should have a campus patrol, it would protect our young ladies better than the official campus cops do. Wow, she called them cops! And she thinks they are incompetent just as we do! Once she goes I discuss it with Sue and agree we need a larger team for that to work well. So I get my butt off to see Susu, not that that is a chore! And ask for a favor, after explaining. So she gets out a small midweek edition, with a large recruitment ad for the Lethal Ladies.

That night I talk it over with Bits and she agrees that was smart, and that we need to grow. When the crew shows up she announces that Da Bomb is now a training instructor, so pay attention to her same as us! Cherry grins as she realizes she is in the big time now. And I ask how they feel about starting campus patrols. Most like the idea and a few mention we need more bodies to do a good job. I say we do and we all need to practice so we can help teach new members, or be partnered with them on patrols. And yay, everyone gets that and buckles down. Wednesday Sue lets me know we have ID blanks and more bracers on the way. I give her a big thank you. And Da Bomb climbs into her lap for smoochies! I grin and say it sounds like the shower is running, and Sue grins back.

Thursday we have one candidate. Was hoping for more. But our new Lady seems smart and nice, also likes being naked quite a lot. And wants to help others, a major plus. Also has her pubes shaved to look like a witch's hat and explains that is for Halloween. We all laugh and I think most, maybe all are liking this gal, and her artistic bush too. Bits announces we will have a regular Sunday meeting now, and one of us three will be available at all times pointing to me and Cherry. Found out later she had asked Jenny who said she will help as much as possible but didn't want the extra responsibility. Back at the dorm we talk to Jude and the Marylou and they are willing to be patrol sergeants. So we have a structure, just need bodies.

Well, the Friday paper has a request on the front page, asking for volunteers to join the Lethal Ladies, and a short piece by Susu extolling our many virtues below it. Also mentioning you get cool bracers and can be nekkid in all your classes! And on Sunday we have a bunch of new recruits. And as soon as I tell them our uniform is a pair of bracers and no clothes, three head out the door. Guess they didn't read the article as Susu did stress we are the naked club on campus. But one of the remaining gals raised her hand and asked if they can strip now, or is there a special time for it?

I laughed and said they can be bare as soon as the want and all six stripped off right then. Well, all righty! And what a crew! Glad it was Sunday, long meeting. We got introductions, and immediately our newest Jenny became Pirate Jenny. And we also asked the new ladies to think about who they want to be partnered with so we have a new gal and one with experience on any given patrol. I add the patrol pairings are changeable, but I would prefer a reason other than you no longer think her bum is cute. Got my laugh and made my point, I think. Then we had warm ups, paired everyone off more or less by size and started a class. Went long on that too with three of us teaching and checking groups. Still smoother than I had feared.

Bits suggested that we all shower and then go have supper together and pick out patrol pals. I think it was PJ that asked if it was true that what happens in the shower stays in the shower? Me and Bits both gave a solid YES to that and had a lot of grins. As usual no actual sex in the shower, least I didn't see any but plenty of grabass and lots of help washing up. That was when I told Lily and Sally that once I can pair them together they were our "Brute Squad". And found that a few others had read that book and liked it! At dinner I told the new gals we can go by my office tonight or they can see me tomorrow to get bracers and team ID's. They voted for tomorrow, which was OK with me. I never give a choice unless I mean it. Dinner was fun, we now seem to own the cafeteria, with our full team we are almost two dozen naked women! People seem to notice too. Odd, isn't it?

Da Bomb has pen and paper and makes a chart of organization. At the top, me and Bits are listed as She's who might be obeyed followed by Cherry, Adjutant and cutest ass in the room, any damn room, get it?

Jude and the Marylou -- patrol sergeants. Listen up or lose the ability. But will help you with anything. Including those boobies!

Surprise to me, but a good one. Mickey -- roving supervisor. Don't let that pretty round white ass fool ya, girl has brains and can help!

These are you officers, so pay attention when they say something in case it might be important! Do not make me kick your bony ass!

As the meal went on she filled the rest in with patrol pals and made most kinda funny. Told everyone they get a copy on Tuesday for their very own, and should cherish it. Unless they want detention with Sister Rosetta Stone instead? Everyone laughed and before they left I took names of any who were not in the hill. Turned out to be all 6 and they were hoping for the coed floor.

So my Monday started at my desk in Sue's office. Had to phone up the room assignment person, and after we talked a little she said she can do it, and will talk to the dean about making a second coed floor, if we plan to grow any further. I laugh and tell her we didn't plan on this, our club's previous high was 12 members! Gets a laugh and she rings off. One thing set, I turn to making LL ID cards next. They each say the Lethal Ladies of Bilgewater, with a name in parentheses. Generally, the actual name on the back in case it is necessary. For Example, Our new Jenny's says the Lethal Ladies of Bilgewater "Pirate Jenny" which I liked so much I made her girlfriend's next "Pirate Jazz" so they can be our PJ's! Ha ha! Can't wait to share that! They can cover my goodies and keep them warm! And I kept on.

Lily, who is about 1/16" shy of 6', was "The Amazing Colossal Woman" and Sally, also pretty tall was "The Big Bad". That left the twins who simply became "Lucy Boobs" and Jill Boobs" 'cause they were our Boobsey twins! Yep, I DO know I'm weird, kinda happy about it too!

While I was making those up the nice UPS man dropped off a pair of large boxes from B D, which turned out to be a dozen new pair of bracers. And in a separate case inside one box, two pairs marked specifically for me and Bits! Woo hoo, must be new tech inside! Girls just wanna have fun! Just before noon the ladies came through. Almost all at once, so they were all here when I told Jazz and Jen they can be my PJ's! Laughter and many comments about keeping my bits warm! I told them all that Bits was mine! And they laughed some more. Jill and Lucy, who did have very pretty C cupcakes, loved being the Boobsey twins and both Lily and Sally smirked at their ID's too.

I said that if they see Bits around to ask her to stop in. Not five minutes after they left she charged through the door. Literally. Asked what was wrong. I said nothing but we have new tech, pointing to my wrists. She relaxed and told me that after a third girl told her to get over to me at the office she was sure something must be wrong. I kissed her for being so sweet and again for being Bits! As I handed her the case with her new bracers I asked where Da Bomb was. Bits smiled and said she was holding a table for us at the cafeteria, want to have lunch?

I looked at the clock, grinned and said I was ready and didn't even know it. Feeling playful I took her hand and we skipped along like schoolgirls to the cafeteria. Bet we looked cute as heck! Since digesting that pearl, my feet were pretty tough and both of us went barefoot everywhere now. Also bareass, yeah, I knew that! Went in and saw Da Bomb was sitting with a few of our ladies but had an empty seat on each side of her. Shot her a thumbs up as we grabbed trays and she gave me a beauty of a smile in return! Lunch was good and that afternoon I got Sue all caught up.

And she told me to watch the news, because it wasn't going to be long now before nakey was legal in Mass, maybe all of New England! But DARPA was continuing the project and that was my fault, or mine and Bits. Seemed that B D liked our input a lot, and DARPA wanted us to keep giving it, so Sue's project and my stipend would continue! Kind of win/win! I gave the boss a hug! And got my bum groped too! WooT!

After dinner me, Bits, Cherry and Invisible Girl (Gail) went to the gym and found that Boston Dynamics had refined what the tech did to synergy. Now we could race together and both fly in the same direction after colliding! Fun and maybe a big help. Some other changes too, mostly just making old changes work even better. And ours, no one else's had a two way communication ability. Very cool, now we can get in touch fast or as Bits said she can walk across campus and not run like a mad rabbit to come see me next time. Yep, still laughing about that! And why not! Plus the image of a deranged Bits with bunny ears running? Priceless! After we were kinda playing and Bits was being funny so she did a stroll along as if she didn't see the wall coming. Then walked right up it and back down.

Invisible Girl said "Cool! Your bracers do lots of neat stuff!"

And Bits was on a show off mood I'm thinking because she takes her bracers off and sets then down. Then full naked does the same trick and this time comes off the wall about 12 feet up for a triple, landing at my feet and giving me a kiss. Big sweetie, this one. Love me some Bits! Both girls are staring and I take Cherry's hand and say "Remember what I said about special circumstances? Well..." We both told them some of the real story. Lots. But not as much as the Marylou knows, or Jude. Also swore them to secrecy. Invisible Girl was looking at us like we are, well, kinda what we are. My girl Cherry was looking like we can poop ice cream but that is her usual look for us, so no harm there! We have really grown to love Da Bomb, and plan to keep her for as long as we can. She is someone very special, one of a kind that gal. Also gives me someone to look down on! Ha ha! Hey. Just kidding, girl! Don't hit! We did bring these two for a reason. They both seem able to use the extra's the bracers supply, and both are fast learners. So tonight we give them our old sets and show them how to do Rockets and Cannonball.

Oh yeah, they like that! And after practicing a few times are doing it slick and smooth. And we find that we can join in and make it a four way, or add our energy to theirs to increase their power. These new bracers are awesome. Gonna send Louis a write up in the morning for sure. Then Bits says we can head back to the dorm for a shower, or we can all use this one? And gives Invisible the eye. She grins and says here sounds like fun and Da Bomb gives a "Yippee!", my tiny gal is exuberant!

Also find out Gail may be unremarkable in appearance but is sure something in the shower! Too bad I can't say 'zackly what, huh? Hee hee.

Hope you liked the story! Thanks for reading and remember to check back for more of Pix and Bits!

Roz:)