Pix and Bits

Final Match

We now will be fighting the champions of the seven sisters! Wellesley at Wellesley!

We had a fun and lazy weekend. Susu came by to interview the champions, or just look at us, maybe both? Classes Monday, Sue's office on Tuesday, where she told me to rest up if I need to and said she had a very good time and remember, do not share that with Kev, or his sister, please! I repeat the shower mantra and she smiles. She knew I knew, and was teasing. Or making sure? Whatever. Week slides by and another. April now and flowers are popping up everywhere, and I love this time of year. We have all agreed to marry at Kev's house, and Catherine has agreed to officiate, fully nude! Woot! Sue tells me that Catherine is also a J.P. and can legally perform a wedding, so Kev and Nat are set as well.

Tuesday morning Bits and me both have mail in our boxes. Hush your nasty minds! Our mail boxes! Which we grab and take to breakfast. While eating I read and discover that as the recently crowned division champs, we are now meeting the other regional champs. Of the seven sisters division! That is correct, we are scheduled to meet Wellesley, at Wellesley in two weeks! Bits gives that a lazy eye and says no worries, we will kick bum. I want that on a shirt, but realize I don't wear shirts, Ha HA!

We talk it over, and that night Bits follows my lead and tells everyone to work hard for two weeks now, they may be tougher than we think! Bits teaches another new move that night. Interesting and I wonder how many she has even as I suspect the answer is "all". And I learn to pronounce Bits actual name. It feels like I am gargling beach sand when I get it right. I stick with Bits most days. I ask her to write it down and she draws a kanji. Which I can not read or copy.

Which I discover by trying. Bits says that many can not form this kanji and not to feel badly. I say OK but am getting sure there is more to my sweetie than I can see. But I am sure she loves me. Me! Yay! That week Sue calls me at the dorm and asks me to stop in with Bits, so we do on Monday, usually my day off as TA. Sue has two new belts for us, and says they "may" enhance the synergistic effect we noticed.

We put them on and Bits smiles slowly then tells Sue this will be fun! Sue asks if she can show her now, and Bits replies it may not work against someone also wearing the belt or may work too well? But we will practice with our full group. Sue says it sounds like we are the experts and she will wait to hear. We find some of the group by lunch and ask for a meeting tonight. Almost all show up and we try some new things out. One thing we find is that Bits or I against an unbelted opponent always win the leverage and strength balance. 100% of the time. We struggle and the balance always goes our way. If we struggle together, it can throw us both back and we find that by running together Bits can launch herself quite high, which we decide might be useful sometime.

Two days later we give Sue a demonstration and she videotapes parts as well as taking copious notes. Which I will be transcribing tomorrow, I bet. Would have won that one! Still going to classes and so on. But thinking mainly about Wellesley. Which rolls up fast. Late on a Friday afternoon we climb into the bus. With Sue, Catherine and Susu, who has to come at this point. Catherine and Sue tell us that the intramural sports may not be the biggest activities, but we have already won more than any team at our school, and if we win tonight it will be more than anything the "real" jocks have ever accomplished!

I say "No pressure, right?' and that swiftly becomes our new mantra! Loving it, me! On arriving we get directed to the gymnasium. Then are snootily directed to our very clearly borrowed locker room. Bits gathers us in and says we need to hit them in that attitude, so lets plan to make fools of them any time we can! If we start like that, we can go for quick finishes in the individuals, and that sounds good.

We hear a chime and head out, finding our bench easily. The judges are new and old, and we have five now. Two of our old ones and three others. But our old Asian man is here, a familiar face. And a trusted one. He is the one who gives the rules and lets us know that as a championship match, almost any move is legal, the only stricture is no purposeful broken bones. That leaves a lot of room, gotta say. He also tells us the routine is about the same, groups first then individual. But no surrender. You win or lose, no conceding at all. He gets a look when he tells us this was imposed by Wellesley. He only smiles at the judge giving him the eyeball til they look down. He then bows to us and sits himself back down.

Bits says "new strategy, hit hard, and fast. Do unto others before they do you!" I hear agreement but I can feel Bits is sticking to her old plan herself and decide I will too, unless it appears to be a bad idea. I choose Chloe, who is faster than she appears, Nat and Rose. Bits takes Jenny and Marie. Who grins. I tell my girls to follow my lead and stay out of trouble unless I go down and then finish them fast. They all nod and smile. A chime and we rise.

Facing the other team I bow. Their leader just sneers. Okie Dokie! I got your sneer wipes right here, bitches! Four mean looking girls. bigger than us, but not man size, just large girls. With sour, mean faces. I move like I have skates on, angling in, out and around swiftly. They are having trouble tracking me, which is good.

And one girl likes my ass, also good and not because that makes me happy. It does, but it will slow her down too and she won't see me coming. I work the group dynamic til I can see the pattern in my mind and close it off, effectively roping the opposite team into place. Then I simply take them out one at a time. As if they are small and easily beaten. Which they are at this point because Bits has taught me well. But I do hear Bits as she expels a held breath and I smile.

We bow, me in front to the judges only and I hear growls from the oppositions bench. Screw them, I tried nice and they didn't want to play. Now they get the true Lethal Ladies. The one judge I know well bows back and his fellow from our league nods, the rest act as if we are not here. We go back and Bits kisses me as I sit. I can tell she will talk to me later though. The bleachers here are full and I see a number of our followers, even Kev and Mike. Cool. I'm feeling good as Bits gets up. I kiss her and tell her they are overconfident wolves who can not see a cat coming and she smiles.

They head out to face the other team and Bits bows. The other team rushes while she is bowing and the intake of air from ALL the judges is audible! Bits straightens quickly and holds her arms to the side, and her two ladies toss her straight up! Another way the synergy works in her favor, and she comes down on the rear of the pack.

Ever seen a very quick cat deal with a large dog? Like that but faster and harder. No bones but some headaches. And Jen and Marie were still twiddling their thumbs. Then she bows to the judges table and says that as these have shown themselves to be mannerless curs, perhaps they will allow herself and her partner to teach them a lesson and make them into better dogs? The judges consult furiously and I can see "our" judge is all for it. And I see them going his way too.

In a few minutes he rises and announces that the final contest will be a last person standing event, the entire Wellesley team facing the two smallest members of the Lethal Ladies. His lips curl up slightly as he says this, mind you he is not a stupid man. A woman I had not noticed comes from behind the Wellesley team, and I see where the sour faces were learned. She steps up and says loudly and with a sneer her students will be happy to administer a lesson to these poor fools.

The older judge shakes his head gently, then says "So be it" and taps his gong. I step up next to my babe and touch her hand, she smiles and we bow to the judges and each other. The entire team and the two extras get up and charge. Like bad dogs.

I ask Bits if she wants to try a new thing and say "Up is down!" and she smiles. We charge too and turn to each other at the last and collide on purpose. Instead of straight up, Bits goes straight at the charging team. Hitting them like a wrecking ball. I get thrown sideways, and manage to bounce off a couple on my way to my feet.

Then we tag team the bitches. They are curs, I can smell wet dog now. Bits says to put hem down hard and so I start knocking heads instead of shins. Pretty fast we have them down. And Bits is standing on the back of the leader. And not twisting her arm. Bits has one foot cocked high and is prepared to send her to hell in one swift move. Well, not as dumb as she looked, the leader bows her head and concedes. And as we face the judges, that wolfy looking woman comes forward fast and screams, literally that we will pay for this humiliation and pay right now! As I look at Bits, I hear a sound like thunder in a small room and suddenly Bits' mom is standing in front of us.

Saying "Back, dog. Or do you dare fight your betters?"

The other woman just kind of flew off, some way. Yep no idea and I am sticking to that story. Forever if necessary. "Our" mom slipped back over behind our bench. Only the judge I liked seemed to even see her. Cool. The judges, in just a moment announced we were the overall champions in the league, and gave us a funky statue. Looked like a fox holding a spider. Weird, but who cares, right? We won. Back in our locker room "mom" said she will see us later and kind of vanished.

That seemed to throw a switch and our folk all thought the celebrating happened already. Oh well. We showered, got a few half heartened hugs, although Catherine did pat our cute asses! Liked that too. Took the bus home, Susu said we will have a great story on Sunday, watch for it. Story was in the paper and not what Bits or me had seen. But so it goes, right? I did mention Bits was special? She is. Her mom is a nine tailed fox and some day Bits will inherit. But not for hundreds of years at least. Probably. Mom also told her she chose her partner well! Go me! Be good to me. One of my friends is a goddess!

So back at school again, no meets til next year. But the Ladies will still work out, we are about empowering and protecting each other. And showing off too! Ha HA! Classes are going well, I am getting more interested in this psychology stuff, but am also liking the reporting I do for the school paper and Susu. Right now not a problem but I will have to choose one or the other. Or something else? Gak! At least I am secure in my love life! I'd be a wreck about now otherwise.

Starting to plan more. Looking like the Euro trip may not be a reality. Sad, but hey, we can vacation in North America. And see stuff too! But with my work for Sue, as well as a cryptic warning about Italy and travel from Bits mom before she vanished to wherever again, it seems we should try to stay on this side of the ocean right now. I like to see cool stuff, but I also like to show off my own cool stuff and I can do that right here at home! And Sue wants me to give a couple talks at a DARPA meeting. In San Francisco! Bet I can squeeze out a few days to stroll around SF nude showing my best to all the tourists and locals too! Woot!

My big gig for Sue though is meeting the state legislature to speak briefly, and answer questions. Yep, appear before an important state house committee in all my ME! Woot! A day, maybe even two stark naked and answering questions for a bunch of people who might be able to change my future! Plus, met politicians before, they will all be ogling me. So kinda looking forward to it. And have a mini meeting right in Boston next week. Boston Dynamics people, DARPA, maybe a US Senator is what I hear so far, and me of course. Wearing my belt and maybe my best sandals? Or barefoot? Haven't decided yet, but large fun will be had.

Sue has also been telling me the program will continue into the fall semester at least. And she is hearing that the laws may get changed too, partly from our work, and my talking to the State House. Exciting to feel a part of the machinery that is going to change so many lives, and for the good as far as I can tell. Go me once again, I seem to pick well. Or I just get lucky? Could be. But what I get from Sue makes me think naked is going to be legal in this state, maybe the whole country. How can that be anything but good? And next weekend Bits and me are taking the team to Boston for a thank you day. They all worked hard and we got that title! Most our school has achieved ever, so we get to be proud and celebrate. Dean is throwing us a "small" party at some hotel in the city, think it is called Hotel Meridian? Me and Bits are gonna take our ladies to the skywalk at the Prudential, and then wander around the shops along the commons, checking out the city while it checks us out too! Fun for all, that's my thought.

Before I go to the city to meet the important folk, Susu give me a list of questions to ask the Senator, if I can get him to talk. What I know about this Senator, pretty sure a cute and very naked gal will get him to talk! So I go in and talk, mostly answer questions and get ogled. That would be my perk! As we wind up I do my nest to look shy and ask Senator K if he can talk to me a little. He offers lunch at the Ritz Carlton and of course I accept! Then have to let him know the restaurant is better with it's view of the park, and his suite may be nice and all, but I am all engaged too.

He decides to play the gallant lecher and takes me to the restaurant. Lunch is grand and he answers all of Susu's questions, and promises to think about mine. I asked him why we had no national legislation to make nudity legal, so a person like me can be seen anywhere you go? He looks me over, which he has been doing the whole time and says he has to look into it. I bet he would like to, too!

Back at school Susu is thrilled with the mini interview, and I even have a picture, taken by his aide of me and the senator sitting at a table in the Ritz looking elegant and professional. Plus I'm naked! It runs that week and Jenny posts a copy in the dorm, that good girl! A couple days later Sue hands me a query from the senator, asking for information about nudity legislation, and I get to write up suggestions, showing ideas and actual precedents. What I am finding is that nudity is not illegal under most state or any federal law. It has been ruled here and there, by smaller local towns and villages mainly.

The rest is purely social. And hardly fits into the American style of personal choice and freedom which I point out. We get back a very nice letter thanking us for the information and offering an advance peek at legislation he is sponsoring! Sue gets that framed and hangs it over my desk. Couple weeks later informs me that my work on that has speeded up the state house, because they want to show off by being first! And maybe just show the senator they are more liberal or some such nonsense. Politics, gotta say!

Heading into the finish now and school will be out in a few weeks, Then it's down to Kev's in some small town called Halifax for my wedding. Our wedding, Me, Bits and everyone else! Four couples getting married, big day! But first, we take the team to Boston and have a great day. Susu comes along to take pics, also has found she can be naked with the team and no one questions her! Go Susu! The Hotel Meridian is over near Boston Garden. An address that was obviously once swank and is now run down and impoverished mainly.

But he hotel is still kind of amazing. We feel like we are at a rich people's party. Maybe we are, is Catherine rich? It is mid afternoon in the second floor piano bar, so likely down time, and maybe not terribly expensive. Just about what I might make this year, really. Ha HA! Yep, Catherine is rich, I get it. But kind and pretty nice. I think some of the others are her friends, having a fun afternoon with a crew of naked ladies. Susu behaves and only takes pictures after asking. Even gets one of me sitting on the Dean's knee, as if I am being praised. Or disciplined, but she did not take that photo! Ha HA!

Back at school she shows me the paste up and I run it by the Dean, who OK's it as is. That weekend the cover story for the school paper is how our "small and insignificant group", which line Susu attributed to the head football coach, BTW had done what no athletic organization at the school had ever accomplished. Man did she make them eat it raw! That gal is good, and kinda vindictive, gotta say. Good trait for a reporter though, I bet.

Monday we were the talk of the campus! The Lethal Ladies were now the naked gals, and we liked that OK too, no worries. Our Tuesday night session had an audience, and we loved the way they were all ogling us. I heard more than one gal talking about how many boys or even girls were masturbating to our pics now. It was quite a gallery as Susu had put shots from our meets and our day out, along with a couple of the Globe pics of me around places. A great representation of us, showing our form and our forms to their best advantage. And as a few had noticed, prime "helper" material for the lonely. None of us minded, and I knew a few ere getting kinda hot imagining it themselves. Once more, some good for everyone!

People kept talking about it, especially jock slurs as opposed to our accomplishments. And their lack of same. By Friday the head coach was in front of a committee trying to explain why he thought that was a smart and witty thing to say. And repeat regularly. He resigned on the Monday following.

That showed me both the power of the press, and the people as well. The jocks were always a small percentage of the student body, yet had always acted and been treated as elite, above mundane things. Like politeness, or actually studying for a grade. That had just changed overnight, here at least. Maybe it would spread, who can say. I hoped so as I am opposed to elitism in any form. We are all people, and all have our special traits and abilities. Maybe I'm tiny, but I can influence others, and also kick your ass if I see you attack someone. And some people think my ass is nice to look at! But I'm not a 300 pound footballer, nor a rocket scientist. Becoming a social scientist maybe. Yep. Found another educational rabbit hole to head down! Bits says I want to be a perpetual student. I mention that my scholarship is good for a room and meals until I actually get a degree! Bits agrees that is a fair point.

I do intend to graduate at some point, I just want to be at least a little sure that I am choosing wisely. Like I did with Bits! School ends for the summer, but my work is not done. Next week Bits and me are off to the state house for a day or two. When we arrive, a guy from Boston Dynamics meets us and offers us a lunch meet later. I accept because why not?

I testify all morning. That means I sit and listen to a bunch of old men tell everyone how great and important they are, and maybe answer two actual questions. Lunch is a welcome break. Louis, who we both like tells me and Bits how much our reports and investigation have helped them improve the shield unit, and they have made generational leaps this year at least partly due to us. Go team me!

He also gives us a briefcase, kinda. What it is is a case with two pairs of bracers in it. Yep, Wonder Woman bracelets! He goes over them and says that one is mainly battery, with enough tech to "talk" to the other, and the right was the main tech, which provides the shielding abilities. And these were the latest prototypes which he had thought might be better than the belts for us, specifically!

We both loved the look for certain. Had our belts off and the bracers on in a fast second. Louis also gave us a card with his contact info, and told us he was the head of this particular project and he valued our input greatly. Woot! We is important naked gals! About that, Louis turned out to be kinda gay himself. Still seemed to admire us but in a more artistic way, like we might make nice sculptures in his hall. Or lab? Who knows, but we liked the weirdo. Definitely our kind of weirdo! Like us he wanted to help people, not control them.