Pix and Bits

Back to School

Lethal Ladies return! Naked will be extended and more!

Jo drove us back to school on Sunday, and hung out with Chloe. OK, because we wanted to catch up with our friends and find out what was going on. Plus, with a light amount of snow on the campus, I knew we would look sharp walking around naked! Bits agreed, so we stashed our stuff and took off across to the Union. And wow, we did get noticed so much! On the way, in the building and then in the cafeteria where we settled for a bit. Where settled means strolling around the room shaking our cute butts! Woot!

It was great to be back at school! Sharing our naked beauty with all of our usual admirers! And we had a lot by now, gotta say. Once we felt we had enough admiration for a while (or most people had left?) we headed over to the library, where we found books and empty halls. Walked back to the dorm and up to the common room. Would be bored now but I have my Bits! Who likes my bits! Ha HA! I coulda been a comedian, but I like regular meals!

In our common room we found Kev and Nat chatting with Mike. Who once again had not made it to Kev's house for the holidays. But was being forgiven as we walked up. She also gave us both a good looking over and smiled. Points for Mike! She asked where Chloe and Jo were, and I aimed a thumb at my dorm room. Mike grinned and then saw our rings. And got all excited, 'cause she had already seen Nat's. And so I told her it was contagious, Chloe and Jo were engaged too!

Mike laughed and said it was good she couldn't make it, or she might be Kev's new step mom now! THAT got us all laughing, Kev was almost on the floor. You had to see it ya know? Don't know if it was all the laughter, or they were just ready to visit, but Chloe and Jo appeared and came over to sit. Jo was wearing clothes again, even if they looked thrown on on a hurry.

They sat down and Chloe wrapped her arms around Jo. Mike grinned. Uh Oh!

"I see you're over that drinking problem, Chloe." Sweet as pie.

Chloe asked Mike what she meant with a genuine puzzled look.

Mike grinned "Sure looks like you can hold your liquor now!"

Took a second for all of us to process that into "licker" and we were howling! Chloe blushed but had the biggest grin too! And patted Jo's behind as well. That did not slow the laughter, gotta say! One more reason we all liked our Mike! Mike had the words and the timing, she could have been a comic. But lucky us, we had her instead of theater! We talked for a good while and then Jo asked if she can take us all to Julio's for pizza and beer. That took zero time to be answered, and we were on our way up the street in seconds. Jo in her warm jacket and the rest of us naked except for shoes and belts! Jo said she needs one of those, even of she doesn't go naked all the time, they were so much better than heavy coats and such. We all agreed on that.

I also noticed Kev had a hard on again as we walked along and told Nat she should buy him skates. She asked why and I asked hadn't she always wanted a pull toy? That got some laughs, even Mike said it was pretty good. Nat joked that she would have to let us all have turns, because sharing is caring and we all laughed some more. We had a lot of fun. Julio's was about half full, no surprise as a lot of people were not back yet I was sure. Saw the redhead though and she was naked still, or again. I asked Mike quietly if she went to school or was she a townie? Mike said to keep quiet but she was a townie and liked to be naked, so who's getting hurt? Like Mike I figured nobody, but it was good to have my curiosity satisfied. We ate a lot of pizza, drank some beer and talked til the cows came home.

Then wandered back to the dorm where Jo said goodbye, kissed Chloe for a long minute and left. I asked how she was with that, because it seemed kind of tough to me. Chloe said she and Jo had talked about it when they first got involved and she was good, and sure seeing Jo more would be great, but she was still loving her and that wasn't changing, and she did want to get her degree.

I said sometimes you have to make allowances when you want things that don't go together well.

Out of the blue Bits says "Like being engaged to a girl whose parents live in Japan?"

Yes, I did do a classic double take on the spot. Bits quickly said not to worry, but her mother told her on their last call that she and her father were staying in Japan this time, for good.

"Don't worry means what, Bits? You are scaring the hell outa me!" I even lost it and used a bad word, which I really tried not to do.

Bits came right over and hugged me, then said she was not going away, not ever, even if her parents did. I might have looked insecure because she repeated that in different ways for a few minutes, still holding onto me.

Chloe even came over and rubbed my back. I finally felt enough better to tell her I just felt like the bottom dropped out of the world when she said that and nothing I imagined was good at all. Bits kissed me and told me again she was never, ever leaving me so get used to her being around! I apologized for cursing too and said I would try not to do that again.

Bits grinned "You fuckin' better watch that fuckin' mouth, girl!' then kissed me right on it.

Even Chloe laughed hysterically, and she was normally the most sedate one in our group. Bits asked if I forgave her and I kissed her in reply. Chloe said I shouldn't worry about using naughty words, my parents were not here, so why do I even care. I realized she was right, I was still trying to act in a way that would keep them from thinking I was a bad girl. Even though I was gay and also naked everywhere I went, so assuredly a demon from hell. And of course had to tell everyone here, being myself.

When I got to the point where I was talking about how much they would like me licking Bits's twat, everyone started laughing and cheering too. And my sweetie climbed into my lap and said who cares because she loves it when I lick her twat, I do it so good! Everyone left laughed again, Mike even cheered. Probably both my tongue and Bits's twat, knowing her! So twat and several other words became part of my "new" vocabulary that night. Bits may have helped me learn a few later on!

Monday it was back to school, but not class yet. Had to pick classes and register. Me and Bits took our catalogs and found a table in a corner for awhile, trying to end up in at least some classes together. I took another psych class, I was liking Sue, and the course of study too. We had both taken General psych so now we signed up for Child psych. And one about altered states that sounded interesting to both of us. I had not liked my theater class, even though it was fun making the pieces, so I listened to Bits and signed up for a computer science class with her. Neither of us needed a math, but did need science electives, and I pointed out a marine biology class, in the 100 range. We both selected that one too. And I saw my art history prof had another 100 level course and took it for a free elective, remembering how much I liked her. Bits said what the hell with a grin and signed up for it too. If we got them all, we had our whole week together! Yay! We both walked them to Sue for her siggie, and found her in her office, where else? She was sorting through piles of papers and saying she needs a TA to do this stuff. I said it was a big pile of crap, wasn't it?

Sue looked up with a startled expression and said "What did you just say, Pixie?"

I kinda stuttered when I replied and repeated my comment. Sue stood, smiled and kissed me on the face! Then kissed Bitsy too saying she must be partly responsible. And it was wonderful I was finally breaking out of that mold my parents made for me. Because I was not a little china doll at all. Bitsy said I sure wasn't and giggled. Then told Sue I was even saying "twat' out loud now! Sue laughed and said since I spent a lot of my time with my face in one that was a good thing and we all laughed. She looked over our class choices, said they looked fine to her and signed both cards. Told us to drop them at the registrars and if we had problems come see her like always. And we have a meeting tomorrow for the naked group at 3. We said we will see her there if not sooner and left, heading for the registrars office. Where, BTW we had no problems. Back at the dorm we both had mail in our boxes. Our Mail boxes, dummy! Ha HA! See, I can talk dirty, give me a chance! Looking at it we both had the same thing. Our Lethal Ladies club was going to inter college meets and the first was here, in two weeks! Yikes! Bits said not to worry but she hoped every one had been practicing. Upstairs I asked Chloe and she said she maybe should have worked more, but was a little busy? I said OK, but start right now, and get in shape, we are fighting boys from Dartmouth in two weeks! It was early enough that we went to see the Dean who said she was going to find us soon! Then repeated most of what we had read and told us the intramural activities committee had approved our "uniforms" so whether the meet was here or away, our team can be naked! And gave us a big smile so we both quickly thanked her for her work on our behalf. Politics, right? And quickly walked to Sue's office, catching her just preparing to leave.

Sue asked if we needed help with a course selection and I said no, that worked out great but we are now competing with other schools, and naked too! Sue set her briefcase down and closed the door. Then lowered her voice and asked if we wore our belts to meetings? I said all winter, and Bits and I pretty much always after that incident in the North end, which Sue knew about.

She said to let her know if we need extra belts, for any one not it the test group and do not say a word about them affecting anything but weather! Then said that the school does fairly well, but does not win too many titles most years. And the jocks, students and faculty denigrate the other students regularly. So if we do better than the actual jocks... We both got it and I still (hey, it's me!) asked of it was legal to use the belts, because they are like extra protective gear.

Sue smiled and said the intramural committee OKed them so that means they are official. And why argue with officials, right? I laughed and said I kinda made a career out of doing that and I bet she did too, but I got it, so don't worry! Bits kissed me, saying good girl just as Sue patted my shoulder saying the same!

Sue opened the door, and we all left, and I promised to update the team, and let her know of we need extra belts for anyone. As we headed for the dorm we started making plans, because classes did not begin til next week, so we had extra practice time. We had more mail, including a full set of the rules for competition and a very official letter that stated clearly our uniform was a belt and footwear only.

Tuesday we met with Sue and the rest of the naked group. She told us it was looking as if the program would be continued into at least the fall semester. We were stunned but all looked happy as kittens with a can of tuna! She told us a little more and ending the meeting asked if me and Bits could stay. Kev and Nat hovered a moment and Sue asked me if Nat was in the club. I said she was and Sue said to stay, but nothing we talk about leaves the room or else. And gave Kev a pointed look. He did his best to look compliant and apologetic, for what I have no idea to this day. Must have been a goody!

She sat us down again and told us this was kind of important too, as this affected the DARPA end of things. The belts performance was going to be field tested now by us, and it was critical that we gave regular straight forward reports on how they functioned as well as any problems we encountered. I said that was no problem since we filed a report once a week already and we can make a special one after each meet. Sue paused a moment, and said she usually stays as far from military applications as possible, but aside from the good civilian uses for this, the belt is designed to save lives, not end them so she wants to help out any way she can.

I told her that was important and we would do whatever we can to help out. Once she realized we were fully on board she relaxed, and even apologized for being a little heavy handed. But she was kind of stressed, too much to get done most days. I said we can take care of this, and maybe more if you let us. Sue said that would be great and if this works out we will talk about more. But for now, let's all work on this issue.

Bits and I said sure thing and the other two made zip motions in front of their lips, which made Sue smile. And I asked if it was available commercially yet, because Jo would love to have one too. Sue said to give her a few days and she will get one for her. Wow, it was fun to help the boss! Plus I liked Sue, we all did. She was that kind of person and professor. On the way back to the dorm Kev told me that Sue had gotten a belt and an ID card for his sister Annie too, she was just good like that.

I grinned and said "And she's not even sleeping with MY sister!"

Nat gave a hoot and poked Kev in the ribs. He laughed and so did my Bits. After supper we met in the gym with the group. First thing we made sure everyone knew the actual story, as rumor runs around a campus like ball lightning on a hot summer day. Then, because we did always work nude but everyone was not in the test group, I stressed that we now have an official uniform and I am wearing it. So if anyone does not want to compete naked, please tell us now.

That got some giggles and several big grins but no one backed down. So I asked for everyone who was willing to compete to write their name down to get a belt like mine and maybe an ID card too, it allows you to travel anywhere in the state nude. As they wrote their names on the clipboard I handed around I heard a few talking about going to Boston and other places of interest naked. I smiled and said Bits and I saw A Child's Xmas in Wales in Boston a couple days before Xmas! Stark naked, of course! Bits told them about our MFA trip too. I was seeing even more smiles now! Woot! I had a whole group of exhibitionists here, I was pretty sure.

Just for fun I told them this was just me, nothing official but both Bits and I like being seen naked, did anyone else here enjoy that? Almost every hand went up and then Nat grinned, blushed and raised hers too. I said that was an awesome amount of fun in my opinion and I would do my best to make sure we all got good exposure! That got me a large cheer from everyone. It was pretty great.

Then Bitsy told them we had to work harder, we will be fighting boys in two weeks. A couple of girls asked questions and Bits told them that even though it was not supposed to be full contact, accidents happen. Sometimes on purpose, so pay attention and don't be one! Then we split them in half, Bits took one group and I took the other. She and I worked out every day together now and I was not at her level but I was ready for this amount of being a teacher's helper at least.

We worked for almost two hours, and Bits asked everyone at the end if they would commit to showing up every day this week and practicing together at other tomes too, if possible. Everyone said they would and they want to beat the boys team! Walking to the dorm Bits told me we need to work out more too, and she hopes I won't mind. I smiled and said that contact sports with my sweetie were always a good time! She said she hopes I feel that way in the morning and giggled, the minx!

We dropped the list off with Sue who told us she should have the belts plus one, with a grin in my direction by Friday. I said great and we are practicing all week. Sue wished us luck and said she will be at the meet and may even come to a practice if she has time, and we don't mind. I said that at least half the ladies would love to have Sue watch them very closely as they work out naked because she was their pin up professor!

Sue laughed and said not to make fun of the boss! Bitsy said I was very serious and quite correct, although it may be more than half in her estimation. And what is this Boss business please? With the trademark Bitsy sweet smile that says answer wrong and the teeth come out biting! Sue saw that too and laughed again, telling her to go easy on an old lady! And she needed a TA and if this worked out, she was hoping that would be me! I laughed and told Bits it might be a bad idea to bite the nice professor!

Bits laughed and asked if she had her shark face on again? I smiled and said maybe a little bit. She said her mom had told her to hide that better, but she was ready to bite and tear if someone hurts me and they should know it too! I knew Sue read both fantasy and Sci-fi, so I was not surprised when she asked Bits next if she was a were shark?

I laughed and so did Bits, who then smiled and said no, but she does have nine tails! That kind of set Sue back in her chair, til Bits smiled again and giggled. Walking to the Union I asked if she was really kitsune, kinda to show I knew a little bit too. She smiled and said maybe, with her pretty eyes laughing the whole time. I decided to leave it alone, unless she wanted to tell me. Usually a good plan in my opinion, especially with loved ones. And we got ready for a week of hard work!

Thank you for reading my stories, and I hope this is being fun!

Coming soon the meet and more!