Pix and Bits

Year ends, Summer Begins!

Friends leave, we buy a house and visit Cape Cod too!

Just a few weeks left, finals raining down all around! Bitsy hears from Mom and apparently we have now "policed most of the greater Boston area, and it is now our fief? What does that even mean? Are we royalty or whatever? Nah, probably just more work is my guess. But, good news for us, I think. Since Bits wants to stay in this area Mom has sent funds. Actually gold and a few gems the size of birds eggs. Large birds. Maybe we are royalty? Just kidding!

We keep working with our ladies, twice a week now plus Jude and the Marylou get Saturday mornings and so does Jenny, who is just special. Plus Susu comes to watch because Jenny! So we both get to see her big round ass every weekend. She is naked with mouse ears all the time now, and simply glorious. And Jenny has let us know we can still have fun in the shower, because the shower is a special place always. Jude and the Marylou grin and tell us both the same! WooT!

I turn in a few papers and take my one final. Seems I still have my 4.0, and that feels pretty good. Sue asks me to stay on as TA. And says she may need me briefly over the summer. I tell her no problem, the work is interesting and I like Sue a lot. Kev invites us to their going away party at his mom's place. He and Nat are going on a year's sabbatical to a dig in South America with Nat's parents. And their new baby. Nat tells us she pretty much grew up in tents, and maybe that is why she knows a half dozen languages? Just guessing, me. But Nat is a brain, no question. We will miss them next year for sure.

The party is fun. Most of the team was invited and all the Lethal Ladies show up. We get to see Kev's sister Annie, who appears to be very happy, totally in love with Sue and as Bits says "A mountain of delicious!" Yeah, that describes our 6' foot Annie to a T. Great to see Kev's mom again, and we wish Kev and Nat luck and much happiness. And Nat asks us to be godparents! WooT! Of course we accept. Bits gives Nat a small piece of jade with the kanji for her name inscribed and says of she has real trouble, or the babe does to crush it and she will come. Also gives her a charm bracelet with a golden spider, and a tiny fox with many tails. Probably nine, I bet.

Tells Nat it is a naming gift and will protect her child as long as she wears it. And yup, can't stop the hugs now! And everyone else has gifts for "Baby Bits" as they call her. They named her for both of us. Nat can actually pronounce Bits' name and Kev knew my real name. Not many do. But they officially named her Lois Big Moon! We love it. And I can tell Bits is taking the godmother business seriously. Finally we all hug and even kiss some and head back to school, while Kev and Nat will leave for somewhere in SA tomorrow.

We have a last meeting with the Lethal Ladies. Or most of them. Nat is on her way to SA, and Chloe has gone off to Amesbury to be with my big sis. We have Jude, the Marylou, Jenny, Suze and Susu, who comes to show support for the team. And Jenny too. Even though it's getting late we all walk up to Julio's in town, get a couple pizza's and pitchers of beer, and just hang out together. Find out that no surprise Jude is spending her summer on Cape Cod with the Marylou. That is looking permanent. Suze is heading home in hopes of finding several new guys to play with, the heartbreaker! We all love her though. She may find that special guy someday. The one she wants to see twice!

Jenny is heading to Toronto with Susu. To meet parents! Woo hoo! I make Susu promise to call us if they decide to get hitched, since Canada is more civilized that way. She almost looks hurt that I would need to say that, but smiles, and says she will. Then moons me with that big round ass so I know I am forgiven! And Jenny hugs us both and says that if they do, we have to attend, no arguments or excuses allowed! Jenny also tells me that her roomie has graduated, and if Sue can get Susu assigned to be her new roomie, that would be pretty great. I promise to do my best. Hey, having that bum in the showers on our floor? Perfect! I am so naughty!

We also see Mikey and the Redhead. Mike says she is done with school, but will see us around, because she and Red have a business now! I grin and she swears it is not selling their asses! I tell her that's good because most college kids don't have much cash! Not long after Julio throws us all out and we head to the dorm. And a couple days after we pile into my yellow Celica and head to Jo's condo in Amesbury. Jo and Chloe are happy to see us, and we tell them we are thinking about buying a house. Their faces fall a little and Bits asks if we can look for one that is big enough for all, perhaps?

Big smiles come back, and it is clear we are family, the four of us. And some of our friends now too. We go visit Boston's Chinatown, and turn gold and gems into a very large pile of cash. Bits tells me her allowance piled up while she is at school. I think she was joking? Anyway we start looking for a house. Only a week or so on we find one. Kind of a mansion. Fifteen rooms. Full basement and a "servants' attic, basically a dormitory. Which Bits says is perfect for our Lethal Ladies! And a kind of barn/carriage house, with a connecting passage to the house from it's second floor. The lower floor has enough space for two cars, and a lot of whatever you want. The upstairs we can both see is the most perfect training salle.

We make an offer, and after a little haggling it is accepted. By mid July we own it, and are moving in! WooT! And it seems someone on the town council knows about us and the Lethal Ladies. Has been following us in the papers, and through friends too. We get invited to be in the fourth of July parade and Ms Ricker asks us to get as many of our ladies as we can to come too. All we manage are three. Jude and the Marylou. Well, people will think it's three. Even of the Marylou is one person in two bodies. Accepted as such by the inter collegiate intramural sports officiating body. So there! Nat is far south, Jenny is way north. Manage to get Suze at the last minute.

Then remember, Chloe is right here with us already! Ha ha! Sometimes even we don't see the forest for the trees. The night of the third we have one full condo! On the fourth we meet at the parade gathering point. All of us in uniform of course. Yep, seven naked ladies! Wearing bracers, though. We sort of march in formation, but our way. So cartwheels, mock fighting etcetera. It was fun and the people loved it. Most did anyway. Back at the reviewing stand the HS football coach, name of Karmann loudly stated to Ms Ricker we weren't so much and any of his boys could take our whole crew on!

You guessed right! Bits walked out of formation and right up to him. Smiled sweetly and said that to uphold our team's honor she and her wife alone (pointing to me) will take on his full team of miscreants at a time of his choosing. Unless of course they are too much afraid of two tiny women? By now I was next to her and the team was just a few feet off. He got real red, but manged to keep it polite. I think it was choking him. Kinda hoped I was right too.

He and Ms Ricker settled on the HS athletic field in two weeks time. He kind of sneered at Bits as he turned and left. That man will have bad luck, sure of it. Two weeks later the clan has gathered! Jude managed to get hold of Jenny and Susu, and they came, along with Jude, the Marylou and Suze. And of course Chloe! I got to see happy faces when I told Jenny that Sue had arranged for Susu to be her roomie! Jo came with too, of course. Doubt I could have kept her away and I didn't want to.

We arrived at the Amesbury HS field early, and saw Ms Ricker talking to Catherine, Sue and our favorite Asian judge! Turns out Catherine was her contact, old friends. And knowing she didn't know much about our sport called for expert help. These three would be the judges, along with Ms Ricker and Coach Karmann. Who showed up shortly along with twelve large young men. And there were a number of people filling the bleachers. Parents and friends? I saw some of our friends, and not just Susu and the Ladies.

The five judges had a quiet chat, and then the older man called us over. He bowed to both of us and said he had determined that these young men knew little about actual fighting, and it seemed they would function much the same one on one or in a last man standing event. Bits told him she had no preference. Then in her sweet voice told the coach she did not believe any men were standing now or would be later either, and bowed to him! That took his red most of the way to purple. But he managed to keep it together and indicated that the last man standing was his choice.

The Asian judge read off a list of basic rules, I think mainly for the football boys.

Bits turned to the judges and still in that same sweet voice said "And in order for you to have a team this fall, we will not break any bones, or cause permanent injury if possible." And bowed to each judge. Ms Ricker was looking like the cat who ate the canary and so was Catherine. I don't think either liked the coach much. Our Asian judge was clearly holding in a smile, but his eyes were crinkled up. And Coach Karmann gave a very mean grin and said we'll see who gets broken now. And Bits grinned right back with her shark teeth showing and bowed to the man.

At that point I think he was the only one here who still thought his team was going to win. The Asian judge stood, repeated the rules quickly and announced the contest will begin when they hear the gong. Bits looked at me and mouthed "Cannonball!" I gave her a happy grin back and we separated about ten feet. When the gong sounded, the team charged. Likely instruction from the coach. Close to 2000 pounds of testosterone to take care of less than 200 pounds of feisty gals! So we charged too! And just before we met swerved to hit each other, fists first. I bounced back a ways, right on my bum and bounced back to my feet. Bits gloriously flew straight into the middle like a wrecking ball! Or maybe like the cue ball when you have a loose rack. A few went down and several looked confused. The rest were starting to look puzzled. This was supposed to be fast!

From the bleachers I began hearing "Pix 'n Bits, Pix 'n Bits!" and looked over to see Jo and the Ladies leading the cheer. Bits smiled and I saw her decide to make them look as foolish as possible. The coach had really irritated my girl. Me too. So we played with them. Bits danced around and any time I was in position knocked one or more down over my back. A couple of times we slammed fists together and hit opposite abdomens. Most times if you hit someone hard in the gut, no permanent injury. But it hurts a lot and is incapacitating.

And seeing two tiny women acting like medicine balls was amusing the crowd and taking the spirit from the team just as fast. Finally the only one left was the biggest, also the quickest, so maybe a quarterback although he looked like a line back. Very large. We skipped and danced up to him and I ran up his front while Bits ran up his back. When he tried to swat us both away we grabbed his arms and swung, like we were playing on the monkey bars. Then we both kicked him in the gut! And he went down, curling around his belly.

Bits said "So always be polite to ladies you do not know!" and we bowed to the judges and the bleachers too, why not? The judges bowed right back. Except for the coach who looked upset.

Bits strode up and asked "Think we cheated, Mr Football?"

As he struggled with himself Catherine smiled. "I suggest you say No, and very soon, Mr Karmann."

He managed to shake his head, and then walked off. Right off the field and toward the parking lot. Later on we heard from Sue that he quit, and moved to some cowboy state out west. And the school shifted their athletic focus to gymnastics and lacrosse. And they hired our former team mate Marie! Too cool!

And we all got invited to Ms Ricker's home for a cookout! More of a lawn party, really. Ms Ricker, a couple of her friends from town, Catherine, Sue and us, plus Jo, Susu and the team. She told us to call her Sandra and said she was very happy to have us in her town. And said she had also heard we had special shower rules, but her shower was quite small. Then turned on a lawn sprinkler and asked if that would do with a smile? Pretty soon our crew was playing grabass in the sprinkler with Sandra and her pals, plus Catherine and Sue. WooT! Very large fun was had. But I can't tell you, Shower rules and all! But it turned out that the society ladies appreciate a big round white ass too! Don't they Susu? Ha ha ha! Yeah, we love her butt, no question. Whole team does.

And the team stayed over, so we got permission of the realtor and took them to the house to check it out. They loved the salle and when they saw what me and Bits now called the Lethal Ladies dorm, they went nuts! The Marylou said they were staying now to help us move and Jude nodded her head as Suze said she would too. Big surprise, so did Jenny and Susu after a quick consult! Day after the closing they came and we packed the condo into a U-Haul. With that many hands we had the truck unpacked and returned and brought back beer and pizzas while it was still daylight!

Everyone stayed for a few days and Bits bought beds. For the Lethal Ladies dorm. After discussion we all wanted to go with period styles, so she bought three king size beds for the dorm. Not sure we ever used more than two at a time, everyone liked sleeping like happy cats. Jenny and Susu headed back to Toronto and everyone else went home. Oh, Bits also got the two of us a king bed too, just in case we had very good friends visit! I said the whole team would fit in there with us and she just grinned and asked me if that was a bad thing? Nope, sure wasn't!

We also determined Jo would be the main caretaker and Bits set her up with a checkbook. Just said to keep records of expenditures. And if she needs a motorcycle, just ask first! Ha ha!

About the second week of August Jude called from Cape Cod. Problems in the water, and they wanted help. So we went. Besides, summertime and the Cape can always use more nekkid women! We left early and drove down. The Marylou lived in a small village near Wellfleet on the inner Cape but a good ways down. They were very happy to see us. Bits told them we were a team and a family, and we don't let each other down.

They started to apologize and she just hugged them and said not to be that silly again. And asked what the problem was? Seemed the fish were vanishing. In large numbers too. And they were feeling like something was going on. After checking they had narrowed it to a fairly small area, a five mile peninsula called Great Island. And wanted us for backup before going further. Bits said we can all go first thing tomorrow and they agreed. On the ride there I thought about what they had told us last night. How Great Island was once an island, but close to two hundred years of drifting sand had turned it into a peninsula. And that the oldest tavern on Cape cod was here, or had been. In the late 1600's or early 1700's and up to the 1800's serving fishermen and pirates who ventured into the cove.

And of course, tales of buried treasure! Common anywhere pirates sailed regularly. Even I know that when pirates buried something that and a five will get you a coffee at Starbucks! For some reason as we park and get out Bits tells me to remember the snake dance. Which I do of course, and wonder why she brought it up. We take water bottles and head off from the parking lot with five miles of peninsula to search. Barefoot and glad, in the soft sand. We are somewhere between three and four miles out when Bits starts sniffing. And I will never tell her she looked like a cute pup doing it. I like my bones right where they are!

No surprise she takes the lead. I follow her over a dune with the rest behind me. And find a tiny inlet that appears to enter a natural cave. And follow Bits inside. Where we find various flotsam, old ship timbers mostly and a complete horror. Tall, thin snake boy from Harvard and a thing. Very large with four heads. Each of which has a very large mouth with many teeth. I think I know where the fish are going. And Bits goes absolutely nuts! Starts screaming at snake boy in Japanese. Probably, like I would even know? She tells me to watch and keep him here, and turns to the Hydra like monster. And starts to glow. Bright blue. My babe is also a night light! Cool!

And next she is in the air moving so fast I can barely see as she takes each head off with a neat slicing blow of a hand or foot. All four at one time. Eek! Then she turns back to snake boy. And I have no idea what she is saying but her tone is solemn and judicial. As he pleads and holds something wrapped in cloth up she leaps high and on the way down takes his head with one lightning fast blow. His body convulses and the object flies at me. I grab it and look. Like you wouldn't?

The cloth seems to be ancient rotting silk. Inside is what appears to be a pearl. A pearl the size of a large marble! Jade green and silvery blue, and I have never seen a thing like it. And Bits smiles and holds put her hand. The pearl floats right to her!

The Marylou gasps and says a word, or a name. "Xiwangmu" and I ask Bits what that means.

She smiles still and says "The Queen Mother of the West, just as mother foretold. I had not expected this so soon. And you, Marylou. Are you Ning-yo?"

And we all had some conversation. First up was that what snake boy was doing was bad. Also against the big rules. Probably was possible because of the pearl. Which Bits displayed in her hand now, then closed her fist around it. When she opened her fingers it was gone. And she had inscrutable face on. Jude looked at the Marylou, who turned to Bits and bowed. They were half and half. Human and fish creature. Japanese mermaids are not pretty little blonde girls with cupcake boobs. Nope, a lot more like the creature from the Black Lagoon. Their family had been hunting the pearl for they were it's hereditary guardians. Some pirate had taken it and was last heard of in these waters so they came and searched.

Bits bowed very low, stood and said "I now release your family from their service. But yourself may still serve me if you wish to. And Jude stepped right up next to the Marylou and said clearly that if they were going to follow Bitsy, she was as well. In a very much "so there" tone. And Bits just smiled and held out her hand. They all bowed and a beam of green/blue light sprang from her hand and touched each of them for a moment.

I looked around meanwhile and found an old, half rotted and broken chest. It had lettering that was too faded to make out. Too bad, we might have known who had taken the pearl. Later we all went to the Wellfleet drive in, which even then was one of the last of a dying breed. If I remember right it was $3 a carload back then. Jude and the Marylou sat in the back. Not sure they saw any movie. On the way home the next day I asked why she more or less conscripted them.

Bits grinned "Something wrong with having Jude and the Marylou ready to serve both of us any way they can?"

When she puts it that way...

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Roz:)