Home for Horny Monsters

Hi all! I'm back with the next chapter of HFHM!

If you are new here, HFHM is written in novel form. Book 1 is Chapters 1-12. Book 2 started in Chapter 13. You will probably get lost if you don't start on Chapter 13, but I promise it's worth it :)

Last chapter had our hero getting rough with a cyclops. This chapter will introduce a new character, plus reunite Mike with a fan favorite. I'm so excited to keep writing these chapters for you, please don't forget to rate, comment, or send me a note. I read them all, even if I don't respond, and they not only motivate me, but sometimes give me great ideas!

Enough from me. Let's get on with the show!

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Finding the Center

"...and that brings me to here." Dana sat on the edge of the fountain, her chin in her hands. She wondered if she should feel more upset, regaling the others with her tale. Tears were beyond her ability. The strange numbness of her body applied even more so to her eyes. She could no longer feel them, and it was taking effort to remember to blink. "So if I don't deliver Mike or whatever special treasure the house hides, he will leave me like this."

Naia, Cecilia, and Zel looked at each other. Zel had been examining Dana's body during her story, doing some simple tests. Dana still had her basic reflexes, but her pain sensors were completely gone. Zel struggled to gather a few blood samples, as Dana's blood no longer flowed.

"I'm curious," Naia said. "What does the Society think the house is hiding?"

"I don't know, and neither does he." Dana shrugged. "It's kind of like the lost city of gold, right? They are convinced something is hidden away here, but they have no idea what or how."

"Oh, something very powerful is hidden in this house. That's a fact." Naia frowned at Dana. "It's something that Mike will have to discover for himself, I'm afraid. I've had my suspicions for years, and each Caretaker has stumbled upon at least a clue or two."

"Did the last Caretaker find any? Maybe they knew where it was."

Naia shook her head. "Emily became obsessed with unlocking the house's true secret in her last years. The problem, as I understand it, is that none of the pieces are obvious. It calls out to the Caretaker, almost like a gut instinct, a desire to look in a different room a little bit harder. Unfortunately, the harder you look and rationalize, the easier it is to ignore that instinct and lose track of it."

"It sounds like you know what it is."

"Even if I did, I couldn't tell you. The spell on the house erases any memory of any progress made, and the quest begins anew for each Caretaker. It could be as simple as a note written to the Caretaker, or a doorway that appears just for them." Naia stroked the clock on the ledge. "Emily was given her hint by none other than this little guy."

"Yeah, about that." Dana picked up the clock. "What the fuck is this thing?"

"I haven't seen it in a long time. You are holding a mimic. They are extremely rare. To be honest, I thought it was dead." Naia smiled. "If we all look away, it will change for us."

"Yeah, sure." Dana closed her eyes, and heard a loud splash. Opening her eyes, the clock was gone, replaced by a large floating rubber duck. Naia was playfully scratching its head, and the duck flapped a pair of mechanical wings. "It can transform into different stuff."

"Only when no one is looking." Naia said. "All magic has its limitations. Mimics are predatory lurkers. They like to disguise themselves as ordinary objects, then attack when their prey is alone. Once their prey is at least blinded, they can assume their true form and devour their victim."

"And you have one of those?!?"

Naia laughed, her breasts rippling much as water does. "This one is different. Mimics don't actually need to eat to survive. They are all instinct, no forward thinking. This one, however, is probably the smartest one in the world."

"It told me that its heart was broken."

Naia stopped laughing. "Yes. That is true. You see, this mimic was created a long time ago to act as a guardian for the house. You see, a creature that can lie in wait and watch undetected is a powerful ally to have. When Emily found it, it was a chest with a small diary inside, a diary that was meant to start Emily on the path to discovery. After years of making no headway, she demanded answers from the mimic. The mimic didn't know anything, but Emily thought it was lying. In a fit of anger, she smashed out its gears with a hammer." Naia sighed. "She held onto it, just in case it could ever be fixed. That was the beginning of the end for Emily. We all think of her fondly, but she did some terrible things in her last days. She was convinced that if she could unlock the secrets of the house, she would achieve the ability to alter the very fabric of reality itself."

"Could she? If she had found it?"

Naia shrugged. "All I know is that the secret of the house was put here by the one who built it. I want you to imagine having the power to create a multi-dimensional haven for monsters from scratch, but feeling the need to hide something there so that nobody could ever find it."

"If he didn't want anyone to find it, then why leave clues?"

"That's just it. I think the house's true secret wasn't to be found." Naia smiled. "Much like King Arthur's quest for the Holy Grail. Only the worthy shall find it."

"You seem to know an awful lot about these things," Dana said. "How do you know so much?"

"This house was built around my spring. I was here when this place was created, and I will remain here until it falls apart. Or my spring gets choked off." Naia frowned. "I'm afraid that any sort of immortality comes with a heavy price. Anyone who tells you differently is lying."

"So, let's see if I have this straight." Dana watched Naia pet the large rubber duck on the head. "Something is hidden here that only Mike can find. So I won't be able to retrieve it. My only option is to find a way to make Mike let someone into the home, but he isn't even here right now."

"Sums it up."

"Then what the fuck am I supposed to do?" Dana hollered. "He killed me! I can't die, and I can't move on to be with Alex!"

"Do you really think that's even an option?" Lily asked. She had remained silent throughout Dana's tale, her arms crossed and one foot kicking water in the fountain. "Daryl may claim to be a man of his word, but I know him. There's a trick up his sleeve. He knows that the task he gave you was likely impossible, and I can't see him putting in so much effort on a limited return."

"It's kindness." Zel was examining a vial of Dana's blood. "The black witch is trying brute force, targeting our strength. The sandman tried trickery, targeting the mind. This guy sent in a girl Mike knew as a human. She's one of us now. My best guess is that he thinks Mike will try to help, and will compromise the safety of the home to do it."

"And you think Mike would actually do that for me? He barely knows me." The women, except for Lily, all looked at each other.

"He might," Cecilia said. "Think of his bond with each of us. If he knew that Dana was denied an eternity with her true love in the afterlife, he would try to help any way he could. Especially since this is because of him. Likely, interacting with Daryl is the endgame, an attempt to lure Mike out of the home to accomplish something else."

"Mike would go outside to confront him." Naia frowned. "He wouldn't let him come in, but I know he would at least talk to him. What could Daryl do to him if he was outside, on the porch?"

"Hmm." Lily tapped her nails on the side of the fountain. "His specialty is magic involving the flesh. He tends to necromancy, but that's a by-product of his gifts."

"So a trap has been laid." Cecilia looked at the others. "A trap to lure in Mike."

"Maybe we should spring it," Naia suggested. "Without Mike here."

"But what about me?" Dana cried. "If I don't deliver Mike, I'm stuck like this!"

"The alternative is worse." Lily shook her head. "Think about the process. He spent time researching you, hunting you down for this specific purpose. Why go through the effort? Let me tell you something else about Daryl. He's a grade-A asshole. When he snaps his fingers and your soul leaves your body, you won't be headed for the happily ever after you think you are."

"How do you know?" Dana asked. "Are you some sort of expert on dying?"

"Because you've been Damned." Lily scowled, her eyes on a distant memory. "And once you've been Damned, you don't get the preferential treatment in the afterlife."

"But it isn't my fault!"

"No, it isn't. But luring Mike to his death can be. Think of it as being on display. By becoming Damned, every action you make is carefully scrutinized. He isn't controlling you through magic. This is akin to being handed a bomb and told to detonate it in a shopping mall. You know what the repercussions are now, and no amount of do-goodery will spare you the cost on your tarnished soul for that."

"Speaking of the afterlife." Cecilia hovered before Dana, taking Dana's fingers in her own. "Tell me more about what you experienced there. Leave nothing out."

Dana told her the story again, glossing over her love making with Alex to when the world fell apart.

"Does that sound right?" Naia asked Cecilia.

"Hard to say. I feel like I'm missing something." Cecilia shook her head, her hair floating eerily. "Each person's journey is different. It could be correct, but I can't say for sure."

"She isn't talking about the fucking," Lily announced, splashing the water with her foot. "Maybe the detail is hidden there."

"But... I guess I'm not comfortable sharing that." Dana hung her head. "I'm not sure what good it would do to tell you."

A moment of silence passed. Naia looked at the others, a knowing look on her face.

"I'd better go check out front," Cecilia said. The banshee vanished, leaving behind the others.

"I have some tests I would like to run. In the garage." Zel bowed out, her hooves clipping harshly against the stones beneath. Dana looked at Lily. The succubus had crossed her legs, leaning forward expectantly.

"Tell me," Naia said, the water swirling up behind her. Tiny water globes spun free of the surface of the fountain, drifting lazily around Dana. The air suddenly smelled of lavender and sunscreen, taking Dana back to her reunion with Alex. "Share the moment. I would love to hear how her lips felt against yours."

"I... I guess it couldn't hurt." Dana went into great detail, pausing for several seconds between the most intimate moments. Something about Naia was both motherly and sisterly, and she felt like she could tell her anything without being judged. Lily, on the other hand, wore a mask that she couldn't see past that reminded her of a doctor examining a specimen. Dana had always been uncomfortable discussing her sexuality with others, but Naia smiled at the right moments, gave her space at others, and the single tear rolling down her cheek when Dana described losing Alex again made her wish that she was capable of her own tears.

"Well?" Dana asked. Naia was smiling, but Lily wore a frown.

"It sounds like you miss her a lot." Naia rubbed Dana's arm affectionately. Dana nodded.

"I do. I would do anything for her."

"Sounds like she would do anything for you." Lily smirked. "I wonder. What would you say if I told you that the afterlife you saw wasn't real?"

"Of course it was real. It was the same night we had together all those years ago, except this time it was on the balcony."

"Nope. Wrong." Lily crossed her arms. "It wasn't, no matter how badly you want it to be. This is how Daryl works. He manipulates you using your own weaknesses. Fortunately for us, he has his own weaknesses too."

"It actually happened!" Dana stood up, her fists balled at her side. "And unless I help him, I will never see her again!"

"Naia." Lily raised an eyebrow. "By now, even you should be able to see it. I can, and I don't even have to be inside her head."

Naia shook her head. "Is it always the direct approach with you?"

"We don't have time for niceties." Lily leaned back. "OK, let's see if I can help you understand. If the afterlife was real, then everything you saw really was a carrot dangled before the horse. But consider this - if you actually made it to the afterlife, then why was it so easy for Daryl to bring you back?"

"What do you mean?"

"Once you're dead, you're dead. Your spirit can be called back, but it can't be forced to stay. Not once you're there. The number one rule of the afterlife is that it can never be truly known. To that end, bringing a spirit back intact would take a tremendous amount of power, god-level stuff. There's a reason that boon is saved for messiahs and rock stars.

"Which brings us to the next point. If it wasn't real, then it was manufactured. If it was manufactured, then the whole thing was an illusion, and though you are dead, your soul never left your body, bound to it by magical means. That being the case, this fantasy of yours was custom built by Daryl." Lily uncrossed her legs, leaning farther forward. "Think. There has to be a detail that stands out. He isn't a mind reader, so surely he had to fill in the gaps somewhere. A seam in the dream, as it were."

"I don't understand." Dana shook her head, placing her face in her hands. "How could it not be real?"

"Hey." Naia lifted Dana's chin, locking eyes with her. "Have you ever had a dream before where everything is different, yet familiar? Like, you dream that you're an airline pilot, you even remember going to school for it, but you've never actually been on a plane?"

Dana nodded. "Sometimes I would dream that I had failed high school and was forced to go back to middle school, even as an adult. I hated those dreams because the girls in high school were so fucking catty." And judgmental if she remembered correctly.

"You have a false memory. Daryl made a mistake. Can you spot it?"

Dana frowned, thinking back. There wasn't anything obvious, at least not right away. Alex had seemed so real, and so had the setting. The feel of her skin against her body, the way their lips touched. The rhythm of Alex's body above hers...

"Fuck." Dana scowled at the ground. Fuck. She had been fooled. After so many lonely months, the feel of Alex's body against hers had distracted her, had made the deception possible. She knew she should be undergoing a whirlwind of emotions right now, but most of them had been stripped away. Anger at being fooled was one of the only things she had left, yet even that had been muted.

"Don't be so hard on yourself. He's had years to get good at it." Lily stood up. "If you'll excuse me, I'm going to check on Cecilia. You can hug her or whatever it is you do to make people feel better." Lily placed a hand on Dana's shoulder. "Later, when you are feeling particularly murderous - come talk to me." Sashaying dramatically, she disappeared through the back door into the house.

"Tell me about it," Naia said.

"One time, we got drunk and started making out. Alex thought it would be sexy to watch some porn." Dana laughed. "We tried to imitate one of the scenes. Alex ended up hurting her back, and I pulled a muscle in my thigh. It was more amusing than sexy, but it was the last time we tried scissoring. Well, second to last time." She smiled. "A wise man once told me that you should try everything twice, just to be sure it isn't for you."

"Yeah. Some people like it." Naia smiled. "Everyone has their kinks. But that's an act designed more for the observer than the participants. I strongly suspect that Daryl was close by, watching. Otherwise, how would he know when the worst time to pull you back was?"

"Damn." So that was that. Daryl had tricked her, and when she finally found a way to accomplish what she had asked for, he would allow her to die, her soul moving on to whatever damnation she had earned for it. He was a man who had not only stripped her life away from her, but her very soul. It was one thing to kill her, but to strip her of eternity?

Somewhere deep inside her mind, she felt the dam break. Anger, white hot, flooded through her body. Standing up, she brushed the back of her pants off and then pulled her hair out of its ponytail. Shaking her hair free, she pulled it back and redid the tail, tighter than before. She knew if she was alive, she would be able to feel her pulse in the stretched skin of her forehead.

"Where are you going?" Naia asked, worry on her face.

"Where do you think?" Dana walked toward the house. "I'm going to talk to Lily."

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The Labyrinth had taken on a chill. Blue explained that they stood in a passageway that circled a chamber with a frozen lake inside. Rubbing his arms for warmth, Mike caught himself staring at Sofia's ass. The cyclops had said very little to him after Red had arrived, and he was in a minor state of disbelief over what he had had done to her in the chamber. It was if a part of him had briefly awakened, taking charge of both of them. While he had total control over Sofia's restrained body, he realized that maybe he hadn't had total control of himself.

Red, breathless from flying at full speed, had announced to them that there was good news and bad. The good news was that she had found Tink. The bad news was that she was being held in a cage at the center of the Labyrinth.

It had taken some digging, but Mike had gotten Red to spill that she was the captive of someone Red referred to as the Lady of the Labyrinth. Red and Green floated ahead of them, taking them on a secret route to the Lady's chamber while Blue sat on Mikes shoulder. Mike and Sofia decided that the best plan of action was to sneak in and appraise the situation for themselves, to which the fairies had revealed that there was a small tunnel that overlooked the room. They used it often to spy on their captor in hopes of finding a way out.

The fairies stopped, then quickly doubled back.

"Why did we stop?" Sofia asked. Green and Red hovered over by the wall, their light illuminating a rough stone in the wall.

"We can slip through here," Red said.

"But you will need the button," Green finished. Sofia gave the stone a shove, and a side passage opened without a sound, a narrow opening that revealed a circular tunnel that also went uphill. Mike and Sofia moved into the tunnel, and the wall closed behind them.

The tunnel soon became steep enough that Mike spent most of his time watching his footing. Sofia seemed to have no trouble, though he did see occasional flashes of light from her eye and she would change direction. Mike followed behind her, wary of more than a few loose stones on the path. He knew that a tumble would result in a downhill slide, and some of the sharper stones made him wince at the thought of cutting himself up in the fall.

The glowing moss on the walls suddenly vanished, plunging the tunnel into darkness. Blue and Red lit the path ahead, and Mike stayed in Sofia's shadow. Green landed on Sofia's shoulder, then flew back to land on Mike's.

"We're getting close," Green informed him in a whisper. Mike nodded, trying to breathe a little more quietly. Green's light went out, and Red led them the rest of the way, floating close to the floor. The tunnel now curved dramatically onward, like a spiral staircase. A golden glow from ahead lit the tunnel, so Red extinguished her own light before landing on Sofia's shoulder to sit with Green. Mike followed the cyclops, who was now crouching as the tunnel grew smaller. Soon, both of them were hunched over, walking carefully. The stone floor had smoothed itself out, and the ceiling dropped again. They were both crawling when holes in the stone wall appeared, revealing a view of a giant chamber beneath them.

Up above, a giant yellow gemstone the size of a garden shed floated, held to the ground by several very thick chains that hooked into natural stone towers at the chamber's edge. Mike could feel its warmth, making him think of a sunny day on the beach.